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Sabby 07-10-2010 07:39 PM

I was accosted by an 80 yr old man...
 
Just got back from my summer vacation... a few days @ Harrison Hot Springs.


Sabby:)

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-10-2010 07:43 PM

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Sabby 07-10-2010 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by area51 (Post 17325732)

You have issues.. want to explore them?


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opflix 07-10-2010 07:45 PM

this thread is worthless without pics :2 cents:

Agent 488 07-10-2010 07:45 PM

dunno if i care.

WarChild 07-10-2010 07:46 PM

Oh god damn. You live in British Columbia? Fuck.

L-Pink 07-10-2010 07:47 PM

So, did you blow the old guy?

Sabby 07-10-2010 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by opflix (Post 17325737)
this thread is worthless without pics :2 cents:

I have an interesting story if u would like to hear it...

I left the camera in the car (its always in the car when something funny happens)... plus im sure the drunken old fart does not want to become famous and the establishment might sue.

Sabby:)

Sabby 07-10-2010 07:55 PM

i do have some lovely pics of me though :)


Sabby:)O

Sabby 07-10-2010 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17325740)
So, did you blow the old guy?

No i didnt.

but honestly.. I think if you can even arouse a man at 80... its a compliment.


Sabby:)

PenisFace 07-10-2010 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby (Post 17325725)
Just got back from my summer vacation... a few days @ Harrison Hot Springs.


Sabby:)

Aw I was ripping around near there in my car a day ago, if I had known, I would have completely avoided you even more than I already did, because I'm too shy to talk to girls :(

Sabby 07-10-2010 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby (Post 17325744)
I have an interesting story if u would like to hear it...

I left the camera in the car (its always in the car when something funny happens)... plus im sure the drunken old fart does not want to become famous and the establishment might sue.

Sabby:)

He wanted MY picture taken though...


Sabby:)

papill0n 07-10-2010 08:18 PM

hey sabbys whats this I hear about you being clueless?

Sabby 07-10-2010 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace (Post 17325784)
Aw I was ripping around near there in my car a day ago, if I had known, I would have completely avoided you even more than I already did, because I'm too shy to talk to girls :(

Harrison is my favorite place in BC... the lake is beautiful.. sandy beach .. much nicer than cultus...

and warmer than the ocean... which is salty and has creepy thing living in it.

The Harrison Resort is very nice.


Sabby:)

Sabby 07-10-2010 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 17325802)
hey sabbys whats this I hear about you being clueless?

Prolly true.

Sabby:)

Sabby 07-10-2010 08:43 PM

Anywho... heres the funny scoop about the old guy... (at least I found him cute) ;)

We arrive in Harrison around 2:30 checkin to the resort hotel is 4:00. we park the car and walk around the village. Find this quaint little pub called Old Settlers... have a nice lunch. (good pub food and cute waitresses).


My husband goes to get the car as we are parked a few blocks away and i go the the bathroom to pee and freshen up.

I come out of the bathroom and this old fart is sitting at the bar. and he says... wow that is a beautiful dress. i have never seen such a beautiful dress in all my 80 years. If i had a camera i would take a picture of you right now.

Give me a hug.

And he puts his arm around me and yells out does anyone have a camera???



Sabby:)

Agent 488 07-10-2010 08:46 PM

great story.

lagcam 07-10-2010 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby (Post 17325725)
Just got back from my summer vacation... a few days @ Harrison Hot Springs.


Sabby:)

Congratulations. Whoever said you couldn't arouse an 80 year old guy was clearly wrong.

_Richard_ 07-10-2010 09:13 PM

nice, i was just up there by wood lake

Sabby 07-10-2010 09:16 PM

i have some pics taken in the garden of the hotel. I reformatted my pc... I need to resize and upload them... after i reinstall my programs.

I bought a new sony HD vid cam that also shoots awesome still pics. We would have gotten more pics if we were familiar with it.


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HighEnergy 07-10-2010 09:25 PM

How old is that avatar pic? 20 yrs?

Sabby 07-10-2010 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HighEnergy (Post 17325870)
How old is that avatar pic? 20 yrs?

i snapped that 2 weeks ago.

Sabby:)

Sabby 07-10-2010 09:31 PM

I like the darker blonde. I stopped bleaching. Im taking hair grow vitamins.


Sabby:)

Evil Chris 07-10-2010 09:41 PM

Sabby, where are you camming now?

Sabby 07-10-2010 10:05 PM

what is a good pic size to post on gfy?


Sabby:)

opflix 07-10-2010 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby (Post 17325932)
what is a good pic size to post on gfy?


Sabby:)


any size is fine as long as its butt nekkid, boo boo :winkwink:

Sabby 07-10-2010 10:59 PM

http://imallboobs.com/np/hh.jpg

This was taken in the garden @ the Harrison resort.


Sabby:)

_Richard_ 07-10-2010 11:03 PM

apparently i need to check this resort out

raven1083 07-10-2010 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby (Post 17325967)
http://imallboobs.com/np/hh.jpg

This was taken in the garden @ the Harrison resort.


Sabby:)




sexy yummy pic.:thumbsup

brassmonkey 07-10-2010 11:29 PM

made my mouth water

Sabby 07-10-2010 11:35 PM

Thats shot from still mode from my new sony HD videocamera. reduced quality. nice huh?

much much much better focus than my cannon I bought 4 yrs ago for $1200.


Sabby:)

rowan 07-10-2010 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by opflix (Post 17325737)
this thread is worthless

Fixed for you. :2 cents:

Sabby 07-10-2010 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17325975)
apparently i need to check this resort out

It has trade show space...


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Jon Oso 07-10-2010 11:59 PM

Um....

80 year old guys hit on ME too, and I'm a hairy fat guy with a short dick.

Nothing really spectacular there.

Carry on.

Sabby 07-11-2010 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 17326017)
Um....

80 year old guys hit on ME too, and I'm a hairy fat guy with a short dick.

Nothing really spectacular there.

Carry on.

Do they need you to mow the lawn?


Sabby:)

brassmonkey 07-11-2010 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 17326017)
Um....

80 year old guys hit on ME too, and I'm a hairy fat guy with a short dick.

Nothing really spectacular there.

Carry on.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LongBG 07-11-2010 05:08 AM

1 piece :( oh well.

Chosen 07-11-2010 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby (Post 17325967)
http://imallboobs.com/np/hh.jpg

This was taken in the garden @ the Harrison resort.


Sabby:)

Wow, you're sexy :thumbsup

_Richard_ 07-11-2010 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 17326017)
Um....

80 year old guys hit on ME too, and I'm a hairy fat guy with a short dick.

Nothing really spectacular there.

Carry on.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ethersync 07-11-2010 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LongBG (Post 17326207)
1 piece :( oh well.

May be for the best...

brassmonkey 07-11-2010 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 17326707)
May be for the best...

:1orglaugh thats rude

AMDWarrior 07-11-2010 03:14 PM

sabbby's hot.

Coup 07-11-2010 03:21 PM

this thread sucks

Sabby:)

Jon Oso 07-11-2010 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby (Post 17326022)
Do they need you to mow the lawn?


Sabby:)

The only physical labor I get paid to do is fuck, and I don't even like doing that when it's too hot.

I haven't mowed a lawn since I was 6 and I stopped halfway through it because I got bored.
:1orglaugh

Cash4Me 07-11-2010 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raven1083 (Post 17325978)
sexy yummy pic.:thumbsup

Mmmmmh, fresh tart for old farts


you are so sexyyyy

Jarmusch 07-11-2010 03:53 PM

So what exactly did the 80 yr old man do to you?

Agent 488 07-11-2010 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 17327270)
So what exactly did the 80 yr old man do to you?

wanted to have a picture with her.

TeenSluts 07-11-2010 04:11 PM

nice blog

CaptainHowdy 07-11-2010 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby (Post 17325766)
but honestly.. I think if you can even arouse a man at 80... its a compliment.

You got it all wrong!

Sabby 07-13-2010 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 17327220)
The only physical labor I get paid to do is fuck, and I don't even like doing that when it's too hot.

I haven't mowed a lawn since I was 6 and I stopped halfway through it because I got bored.
:1orglaugh

lol.. I had an alergic reaction to grass and weeds.. I spend my childhood summers covered in hives. We actually mistaked them for chicken pox one yr... til I actually got the chicken pox at age 30 when i had long outgrown the allergy.

My older sister got to cut the grass.. they bypassed me and the chore went to my little bro who is probaby going to inherit everything from my dad anyway lol.


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