Who was the first to jerk off in the New Year?
 

Was it you? Do you think you take the top honor?

no need for jerkin' the chicken when ya got grade A prime poonani waitin' for it.... :glugglug

It's been hard but not yet aquired a take off:glugglug

jezuz its the hawaii boys posting. haha the hell is up mokes!
happy new year
PU-IN-SAI!

I agree if you got the grade A material at home to soak up the beef but for those losers like me who have no date it's a valid question. hehe!

hehehehe...... :winkwink:

you goin to the show bro?

LUKL0NLEY was

nah my girls best friend is flying in tomorrow for a while and we have to take her around the island to do the tourist thing . hehe

Couldn't.........Wife got drunk and flogged the dophin for me!

ahhh.... yeah, I got a full tourist schedule for the next few months here too.... some are overlapping I think.. should be interesting.

hehe how are the centipedes treatin' you? :Graucho

haven't run into any here at the new place... but I got a big ass spider livin' outside the master bedroom.... fucker gets bigger every day.

lol nasty
Ive got a few giant roaches in my back yard
cant stand those bastids. near 2 inches
:helpme

a friend of mine at basic training got bite by some poisonous spider in georgia and he had this freaking crazy looking bites and veins things running down his leg. he waited three days to go see the doctor and the first he said when he showed us was, 'you think this is bad?' lol.

oh and this other time i was cleaning my room and i picked up my trash can and there was this HUGE frickin' cane spider just chillin' under the can. i swear to gawd i heard it say, 'what the fuck chuck?'

yeah, the cane spiders ain't no joke.... but at least none of the island spiders are poisonous.

Damn, how did it go from jerking off to spiders??

ROFL! I dunno but that shiet was funny.

I actually haven't jerked off since the New Year. It's not a goal of mine (to not jack it), but I've had some pretty wild dreams since I haven't... Maybe it'll also be more motivation for me to look for a good girlfriend.

Cheers,
Matt

I passed out before I could tickle my Giggle Stick.

:thumbsup