Where is my official welcome?
 

How come NO ONE has properly welcomed me to the board with a big GO FUCK YOURSELF?

And only 1 request to see my tits??? What the hell is wrong with all of you?

Actually... I don't want Mr Amp throwing a jihad on my ass in Vegas.

:1orglaugh

no need for tits.. just post a pic

Don't forget the Date offered by Wizzo... No Foot Massages though...

Welcome!!!

Show us your tits pleeeeease!! We want to see tits!

Now GO FUCK YOURSELF! And show us pics of that too!

:321GFY

:thumbsup

:glugglug

sorry, I did not see you come in, would you please gofuckyourself, and if you could be so kind as to show your tits, it would be deeply appreciated. :Graucho

Can we see your feet?....bare naked?

Ok, the foot massage is cool with me :)

It's not like I'm his mother or anyting

Welcome. Im glad you and that AMP guy got the new place even though he did not invite me to dinner. I had to eat at the taco stand down near the volcanic crater thing when i was over there...

let's see some tits.

Finally! Thanks for the welcome (from you, too SexExpress). And as for the tit shot, well, as I already said, AMP says NO, but, he'll be in Vegas this weekend, so you never know what I might get into while he's gone :winkwink:

Welcome and gofuckyourself.

Since I won't be in Vegas, lets see those titties!

Damn shame... I hope it wasn't Maui Taco's... lot's of commercials with not so hot food. You shoulda called. We know the *secret* taco stand around here...

Ever since that night when Amp was all passed out drunk, and we smoked a few jumbos of crack rock and played naked twister covered in can after can of pumpkin pie filling, I've loved you totally and completely. Remeber the moans of pleasure when I rubbed the punkin on my nipples as you watched? Remember the moans of dismay from Amp when he started to wake up, then I clubbed him in the head with the fireplace poker? Good times, good times. Show us your tits.

It was in Makena i think . The lady there was super nice and had pictures off all the folks who ate at her stand. The only ones I recognised were Mike Tyson and Tony Hawk

Dam good mesquite steak kebabs..

If it was up your ass, you'd know.

Ohh and P.S. I envy you both, beautiful place to live

I had the best time on my vacation

I will be throwing hourly drunken jihads on the conference floor in Vegas. Watch out for me :)

DH

P.S. Show us some tits

Welcome and Gofuckyourself Ms. Amp. Nice to see more ladies!

Posting tits wouldn't be a bad idea either! hehe.. I had to jump on the bandwagon. I cave to peer pressure (especially where mammaries are concerned) :P

Ummmmmmmmm.....NO!

What????? Jackass...

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:Graucho

Damn it woman! You told me at the time, "Oooooooooh! Squishy! This is so much fun, but I just can't handle my crack! I'll probably forget all of this by morning...Hey! Amp's waking up! Club him again, Squishy! Club him like a baby seal!" Then I did. It was love, damn it. Love.

well... you asked the question

Ok, bits and pieces are coming back to me now...

Why thanks, Fletch!

I tried to give you a warm welcome but no one seemed to give a shit

Welcome Ms. Amp show us the titties and Go Fuck Yourslef! :321GFY :winkwink:

What the fuck is a jihad?


show us your tits!!

oh ya


GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

A hearty GFY to you Mrs Amp! :thumbsup

Jihad - A Muslim holy war or spiritual struggle against infidels.

suck me off and GO FUCK YOURSELF

Hmm... I don't post here often and have never told anyone to go fuck theirself so umm you're going to be my first. I might be akward my first time.
Welcome and Go Fuck Yourself :thefinger

Welcome to the board!

And Go fuck yourself...TWICE! :thefinger

wouldnt be official without the goat
http://dialerpimp.com/GFYGOAT.GIF

I am RedShoe.

I am called RedShoe, because I have but 1 real leg. The other is a fake. So really, I wear only 1 RedShoe, my prosthetic wears the other.

Welcome to the army...ehhhhh board Ms. Amp....

now learn Mr. Amp to cook before he eats to many mini pizzas

Tits??? sure flash em away....!

Warm Regards
:drinkup

:321GFY

GFY!

:glugglug

welcome from Herb Kornfield and the whole A-1 deli staff

Welcome and GFY!

Its nice to see another girly about - we need more of a female presence on this board to keep all these naughty boys in line.

Have fun this weekend, you know Amp will.:Graucho

Is it true that Amp screams out my name during sex???

Welcome to the insanity Ms. Amp.

I'm sorry that I didn't get to meet you when I was on the island, but definitely next time :)

we're both still bummed about that Cheshire.... was just bad timing. :(

but if you come out again, we'll take good care of ya. :winkwink:

(btw, she still is harping on me for that shirt... any chance I can send you postage for one?)

Welcome to the board Ms. Amp. Are you a designer like AYH?

Cheers,
Matt

Oh gee, two amputees are definitely too much for me.

she's not in the biz

http://www.allyoucanjerk.com/images/gfy.jpg

Now where's those goddamn tits?

How about I give you her shirt at the show?

I'm stoked we'll be partying in two days :thumbsup

sweet!

I'm pretty stoked too... :glugglug

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Welcome Ms. Amp :)