with a gun barrel...
 

between your teeth, you speak only in vowels..

errr..somehow these topics seem more and more confusing each day

Slow day at the office?

OMFG. You rock quiet! Fight Club is my most favorite movie of all time. Woo, I got a rush just seeing this post! *huggles her special edition DVD*

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

like so many others, i had become a slave to the ikea nesting instinct.

Fight Club.

as each moment gets just a tad longer. breath becomes more tense. why continue?

Ooohhhh *hugs YOU* :) You've made my night!

(btw: yes, I've read the book too, all of Chuck's book in fact, second fave author)

:smokin

"This is your life and it's ending one
minute at a time."

they cried harder, then i cried harder. i wasn't really dying. i wasn't host to cancer or parisites.

Fight club sux! Ouch, it makes me hurt just watching.

BAND OF BROTHERS KICKS ASS, BEST WAR SERIES EVER! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

"Self Improvement is masturbation"

everyone here just broke the first rule

bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too. being there, pressed against his tits, ready to cry. this was my vacation.

and the second now that i think about it

His name is Robert Palson. His name is Robert Palson.

"Bob had bitch tits"

"In the event of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite
article 'a dildo', never 'your dildo'"

Brad Pitt is just so hot!

recall calulations:

a = number of vehicles in the field

b = probable rate of failure

c = average out of court settlement

a X b X c = X if X is less than the cost of recall, we don't do one.

"Tyler, you are by far the most
interesting single-serving friend I've ever
met. I have this thing, everything you get
on a plane is single-serving..."

"Did you know that if you mix equal parts
of gasoline and equal parts frozen orange juice
concentrate, you can make napalm?"
Narrator: "No, I did not know that, is that true?
Tyler: "That's right. One can make all kinds of
explosives using simple household items."

myabe we should do it in order and complete the entire narrative...

i've got the dvd on, and couldn't help grabbing a couple of lines...

Mines at the office. I'll have to watch it tommorow :)

Yea right.

EDWARD NORTON IS HOT!

I was supposed to run a fan / insight website to Fight Club (the book and movie) with a friend of mine. But we just never got around to it.

http://smirking-revenge.org/

...the old splash is still up though.

it was beautiful. we were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.