i was approached to join the ILLUMINATI:
 

Ok so im sitting here in my dads my place and i get a knock at the door. 3 guys in dark blue suites and sun glasses standing there.

i open up the door and that is the last thing i remember.

i now have a mark of a triangle on the inside of my forearm and when i sleep all i can remember is me in some kind of weird ritual surrounded by a bunch of people of hoods. and them saying i am now illuminated.

i keep sweating profusely and having almost shots of light zooming by my head.

realllllllly fucked up stuff. i will keep you guys updated.

No secret handshake?

what do you mean?

Please share your stash.

i just shaved. so i dont really have anything growing.

Sounds more like you got probed by aliens. Is your asshole sore?


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Seconded

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LOL :1orglaugh

well ya but i just got done playing with it in the shower. not to sure what that has to do with anything.

Are you sure it not inseminated?

the only thing i am sure of is that you cannot speak english properly.


you sound cajun or some shit.

da crawfish mon out on dee dock mon.

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lol .... :thumbsup


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sorry, but we had to reject your application. Please practice the secret handshake next time

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TJ5_h5bzRv...cret+shake.gif

I'll bet it was an alien ass-probing....:winkwink:

Isn't BradM Illuminated???

majority of you in here, seem to be fascinated by alien ass probing:helpme

never change, metaman

Congrats, I hear the next step in the initiation process is getting fucked up the ass at a gay orgy. This way they can "own you" for life.

That wasn't the initiation. You're now their bitch ;-)

so basically i just have to go out for a beer with you and your buddies and attend the after party? doesnt seem to hard. is there like a dress code?

Anything with lace will do. Pick you up tonight @ 8

ok id give you my address, but im sure you guys know where i live.

really excited see you guys at 8! :thumbsup

i am born like one, i am blue blood illumination :)

just bring your brother and a bag of shrimp

i dont have a brother im not following.

Census takers are not the ILLUMINATI.

The Aliens got ya!

What do the Illuminati, Aliens, secret "gay initiation parties" have in common....

















you!

http://toppun.com/Rainbow-Store/Gay-...w-Triangle.gif

i dont know what any of you haters are talking about.

they have been sending me subliminal messages all day. and i now have the hand sign perfected also.

you obviously have to be illuminated to understand this image.

I was approached last week by some people that wanted me to join their cult. They had pamphlets and materials... friendly folks, but I wasn't interested. Mormons or something I think.

o rly?

what does this video mean to you?



i use the power of reggaetone and illumination to constantly hit the hottest bitches on the planet.

it is all in the triangles.

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check in the morning if you can catch flies with your tongue then you will know you have been illuminated

I thought you started that?

It means that Puerto Ricans have itchy penises.

How did the Illuminati find you? It's not like you post like a complete mental on the internet or anything :upsidedow

LoL at this thread :1orglaugh

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its kind of weird staff!!!!

welcome to the club, Illuminatus here since '96. see you at the golf tournament next month.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!

did they give you a map to their secret stash?

the first rule about the Illuminati is you dont talk about the Illuminati.

NICE, i just bought new cleats last night. :thumbsup

why do you guys keep mentioning "stash"? if i need a mustache before going someone please fill me in.

You've been sampled .... run away ..... dont go to sleep ..... never again