Ladies going to Vegas...
 

just realized I have no date for Lensman's party....

interested applicants should contact me through the form on my main site: Optical Amplitude


please describe in essay form why you think you should be chosen. I will decide and reply to the final candidate within the next 24 hours.

thank you for you participation.

You might not want a date after seeing Lensman in his strapless number...

:Graucho


thought he was infatuated with you though? I don't wanna come between a good thing....

Haha

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeah, ladies who want to go let me know, I got a spare invite where I can bring a date too.

WG

the guys might be laughing... but the girls aren't....

to be seen on the arm of AMp.... at the hottest fucking party of the year?


I'm already sorting through the submissions. :glugglug

you guys don't EVEN know how much stress this is causing my girlfriend....

heh, im going stag, I dont care really, just want to have fun and meet people.

I hear ya bro, this is the first Vegas show mrs. Lightning cannot make it to.. :Graucho hehehehe...I'm getting fired up:winkwink:

Then why not go alone?

would be better if I had a formal 'date'.... something I can count on a beginning and an end.

Not bringing your gf?
That's too bad, I wanted to shake her hand.

er, not if I don't get my confirmation email back from Lensman by then ;)))

Haha, yeah, I take that back.
Sykkboy will by my date and bodyguard.
Oh yeah!

ooo.... good idea... gonna need a few bodyguards as well...


anyone up to the task?

man, I didn't plan this shit very well...

I want to meet Zoe :Graucho

seriously.... I need a date. Would be nice if at least ONE chick replied to this.

Seems like Mr. Conceited is falling short :winkwink:

Didnt you meet me already? :P

Conceited hell.... I'll take anyone that's willing.

Well, if Sykk gets tired of having me tag along ill help ya out.

even pimpdog? I dont think he has a date:winkwink:

no gay guys... archer already replied...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wasn't a joke.... he really did.

AMP I took the time to look at your portfolio. Despite everything you post here you are pretty damn good.

Nice work.

your just a sexy boy toy:1orglaugh

I know... that's why I can be the ass-fuck that I am.

never talk shit you can't back up. I can back it. :glugglug

mahalo nui loa for the kudos brah.... http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/rockon.gif

He's a party slut, what can I say?

YA , Just fucking with you !

Why dont these ladies post there pictures -- we will bid on our dates! I might go but I am only 19 and will be the youngest.

Why do you need a date Amp? If you decided to sneak out and head to Cheetah for a bit wouldn't that just slow you down?

Not that I know anything about SleazyDream and any strip clubs, just making idle conversation really ;)

well well well................ sorry Amp........... I was gonna apply, but I think I just found my date.......... :Graucho

rotfl

Toss in a case or two of macadamias and it might be something to consider ;)

LOL

fuck you bastards.. amp will be stag.

I'll toss in two nuts and a Peanut shell tide together with a rubber band..it might not taste as good as a macadamian but it will sure feel better:Graucho

Why bring a hamburger when there already gonna be Lots steaks there?


328 girls only 28 guys :)

And where can I find the party with 328 guys and 28 girls?

at your local gay bar

LoL..let me qualify that a bit then...

Where's the party with 328 heterosexual adult males and 28 women?

well minus the models and paid dancers
just about every party at vegas :winkwink:

:thumbsup

That would be at Green Bay on Saturday :thumbsup

Hey ladies-

Seriously, you don't know what you are missing. He is cute, sweet and the perfect gentleman. And I should know.

BUT, just realize, that he's coming home to ME.

If I could get away, I'd do it just to annoy the runt. :Graucho

But a 'date' with Amp wpuld be like drinking flat pop no doubt. All buildup and no fizz. :1orglaugh

I'll go AMP, but ya gonna have to pay for my plane airfare and hotel :) and get nothing in return but my presence :)
BTW Maui looked goregous from Molokai... 12 days in Hawaii and not a single damn pic!