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LeRoy 06-17-2010 04:18 PM

White People Food (Need Suggestions)
 
My wife and I are invited to a party. Mostly Filipinos.

They asked us to bring "White People Food"

WTF should I bring?

Agent 488 06-17-2010 04:22 PM

mayo steaks corn on the cob.

fatfoo 06-17-2010 04:25 PM

Potatoes.

LeRoy 06-17-2010 04:26 PM

I think Mexicans took the corn on the cob.

The sound of a horn and some guy yelling Elote's.

That took any white flavor from Corn on the cob. Just my .02

Nikki_Licks 06-17-2010 04:27 PM

Bring Grits!

Nicky 06-17-2010 04:28 PM

bring pie

MaDalton 06-17-2010 04:28 PM

sausages & potatoe salad ;)

baddog 06-17-2010 04:29 PM

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

TidalWave 06-17-2010 04:29 PM

Goulash ...

Elli 06-17-2010 04:41 PM

Something from where mostly white folks live. Like cabbage rolls, potato salad, perogies (YUM), or a pasta maybe?

Grapesoda 06-17-2010 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 17258299)
My wife and I are invited to a party. Mostly Filipinos.

They asked us to bring "White People Food"

WTF should I bring?

pot roast. meatloaf, spaghetti, stuff like that

GrouchyAdmin 06-17-2010 04:44 PM

mayo, tuna fish, and perogies.

Nicky 06-17-2010 04:44 PM

pancakes, waffles, pie, meatballs, mashed potatoes

xNetworx 06-17-2010 05:18 PM

BBQ!

http://demo1.hostyourcart.com/images...eybbqwings.jpg

ProG 06-17-2010 05:21 PM

Just about anything made with ground beef...

Litzer 06-17-2010 06:01 PM

Some packets of Easy Mac

2012 06-17-2010 06:03 PM

*grilled American cheese sandwiches

DateDoc 06-17-2010 06:06 PM

apple pie with vanilla ice cream and caramel sauce.

Jon Oso 06-17-2010 06:12 PM

cheeseburgers. that's about as white as it gets.

Spunky 06-17-2010 06:13 PM

T-bone steaks and corns on the cob

Monique Niccole 06-17-2010 06:50 PM

Hummus.

Quote:

All white people like hummus. In fact, if you find a white person who does not like hummus then they probably just haven?t tasted it or they are the wrong kind of white person. In either case, they are probably not someone that you want to know.

Putting out a plate of hummus and pita makes white people very comfortable. It reminds them of home since at any given time a white person has hummus in their fridge. Even the most barren white refrigerator will have a package of the stuff next to an empty Brita filter.

White people are also relieved when they see hummus because they recognize the contents immediately.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/10/27/112-hummus/

sortie 06-17-2010 08:56 PM

Pizza!!!!!

Pizza!!!!!

Pizza!!!!

tonyparra 06-17-2010 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monique Niccole (Post 17258635)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mikesinner 06-17-2010 09:05 PM

Potato salad, coleslaw, mac & cheese.

2012 06-17-2010 09:09 PM

corn flakes

ShellyCrash 06-17-2010 09:11 PM

My thoughts are as a few others have said- BBQ & Mac N Cheese.

I guess that's kind of black people food too, but its what I think of when I think of things that would be uniquely north american.

Poindexterity 06-17-2010 09:12 PM

1-potato salad, you cant have too much.
2-any sausage with a german name, the wider variety, the better.
3-donuts (you know ALL white people LOVE these things) at least four dozen if you're doing a decent party, and DON'T SKIMP ON THE HOLES!!!
4-and this is really the creme de resistance, the keystone of the whole thing and I cannot stress enough...

BACON.
dude, you know you love it, whitey.
I myself was sitting here, content and happy in my life until the thought of bacon and the stark reality that i possess none came crashing into my brain like a rabid wombat.

if you really want to show these people good ol honkey food, give them bacon.

give them bacon.

LeRoy 06-17-2010 09:27 PM

Duuuuude. I should come here for advice more often.

The response is is mindblowing.

I'm thinkin about baddogs cuz that's way cool on the budget.

But the Poindexterity post got me thinkin. Let's go big with BACON. God I love bacon!!

cherrylula 06-17-2010 09:32 PM

Bacon lettuce tomato sammiches

jackknoff 06-17-2010 09:35 PM

My wife hates hummus... Anyhoos, bring hot dogs, burgers, fries, (pick up McDonalds...)


Spanx!
Jack

LeRoy 06-17-2010 09:52 PM

YAH The Hummus thing wont fly. I'm not a vegan and last weekend was all vegan.

I'm goin carnivorous with some meat. A lot of meat!

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackknoff (Post 17258971)
My wife hates hummus... Anyhoos, bring hot dogs, burgers, fries, (pick up McDonalds...)


Spanx!
Jack


NaughtyRob 06-17-2010 09:58 PM

Potato salad, macaroni salad...

mattz 06-17-2010 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 17258513)
cheeseburgers. that's about as white as it gets.

and fries!

Sarah_Jayne 06-18-2010 04:06 AM

Sloppy joe (or that kind of BBQ meat sandwich stuff), macaroni salad, coleslaw and some sort of Jello mold (yuck) were always high on my mom's list of stuff to bring to outdoor parties. Oh, and devilled eggs..us white people love those.

The Duck 06-18-2010 04:08 AM

http://i30.tinypic.com/2gwbd3l.jpg

:(

Kiopa_Matt 06-18-2010 04:19 AM

Turkey, caesar salad, and mashed potatoes!

BlackCrayon 06-18-2010 04:22 AM

you can't get any whiter than potatoe or macaroni salad.

SmokenCess 06-18-2010 04:26 AM

deer meat

Serial Pervert 06-18-2010 07:02 AM

potatoes, potatoes, potatoes.

pornguy 06-18-2010 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17258340)
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Thats one of the tops. Along with Hamburgers and mashed potatoes.

Wizzo 06-18-2010 07:23 AM

Fried Chicken and Watermelon....

brassmonkey 06-18-2010 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17258312)
mayo steaks corn on the cob.

hahahaha!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh and mayo for dippin!

96ukssob 06-18-2010 08:07 AM

Anything from Applebees, Olive Garden or Ruby Tuesdays :1orglaugh

Hamburgers, hot dogs, potato salad, hot wings, etc.

Find one of their favorite cultural dishes then find some American restaurant that butchers it and bring that along :1orglaugh

Horny Joe 06-18-2010 08:31 AM

Fat and greazy BBQ steak, potatoe salad, sausages - the really fat and tasty ones.... BTW, it sounds like you are in for a great evening/night :)

IllTestYourGirls 06-18-2010 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17258340)
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Winner winner

JamesK 06-18-2010 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 17260156)
Find one of their favorite cultural dishes then find some American restaurant that butchers it and bring that along :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Tom_PM 06-18-2010 09:02 AM

I asked google to help and here is one result:
http://t-lay.com/images/cracker_ass_crackers.jpg



Actually, I would say hotdogs are a very american food (if thats what they meant by white food)

thickcash_amo 06-18-2010 09:05 AM

Anything that involves mayo...potato salad, macaroni salad, coleslaw, pasta salad....

_Richard_ 06-18-2010 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 17258299)
My wife and I are invited to a party. Mostly Filipinos.

They asked us to bring "White People Food"

WTF should I bring?

bring chinese food

say you brought 'white people chinese'

:winkwink:

Paul Markham 06-18-2010 09:14 AM

Fish and Chips.


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