Anonymous Poll: Do you have herpes?
 

Simple yes or no.

It's not that simple!!!
For 2 reasons:

1. Your mom called and said I needed to get checked but I never went to the doctor.

2. You've got 3 answers in the poll.

Still waiting for your brilliant theory on 1989 content taking over the new internets :uhoh

Is this an anonymous poll??

Yes. You can not see who voted. No tricks.

My theory does not involve 1989 content.

I never gave you the theory because I already know that you're too fucking
dumb to understand it.

Now please go outside and play with the rest of the children.

i knew my fist was a cheating whore

I'l take that as a YES vote for you.

Has Dank voted yet?

:1orglaugh

I'll go ahead and mark you as YES!

You can always tell if someone has herpes because if you bring the subject up in conversation they respond with "everyone has herpes". LOL

Well I think everyone will eventually have herpes. Where I go to get std tested, they are fine doing all the tests and what not but I need to pester them for the herpes one.

After badgering some nurses and stuff I got the idea that many many people have it and don't realize it and its just added work for them so unless you are one of the people who gets the sores enough to even really notice and need treatment they don't really do shit. She didn't actually say all that but thats what I was able to infer after pestering her about it 20 times.

And this is a private lab, not some free clinic. (Thank lordy for my health insurance though lol)

:uhoh

Come on lets hear it fuckwit... Enough of your excuses/cop outs...

This is a Herpes thread, and although I realize you want to deflect attention
from people discussing how nasty you herpes inflamed crotch smells, I still think you
should make a thread of your own if you really have something to discuss.

:2 cents:

I tried in the last thread, and you still wouldn't reply :2 cents: :2 cents:

Nice snide remarks, I'm sure you'd rather act like a trolling faggot than be embarrassed by posting what I'm sure is a very ridiculous theory

Infact, you're worse than a troll, or an idiot, because you're too damned pussy to even attempt to post it :1orglaugh

All the porn actors and actresses have it. Statistical fact. That's why AIM doesn't do mandatory testing for it, because if they did EVERYONE would test positive.

It's also true that many people catch the virus as a kid, even if they never have a single outbreak.

never had herpies or any other std's in my life

yeah i have heard that before...they like to say everyone gets sold sores what do you think that is....its herpies lol

i only have it on the inside of my asshole. :thumbsup

dam sold sores? i would never want to pay for such a thing. :2 cents:

Those are internal hemorrhoids

Well we know Dank has it. fucking-around-and-business-discussion/717845-scam-health-insurance-stoped-paying-chronic-med.html

I take it you voted YES and your opinion is wishful thinking. Anyways me getting herpes would require that I actually get laid. So I think I'm safe.

I've got herpes. my dick has so many warts, it's pretty much ribbed for her pleasure

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pnvZpi3nbsc

Anyone that thinks "everybody" has herpes is living in a gutter fantasy or
a gutter town.

:1orglaugh

Voted No.

Nope, happy to say I don't have herpes or any other std's.

Dude, Im so sorry, I swear I didnt know she was your fist!!!!!!!!!!!

My girlfriend has it and I don't. Which pretty much means we never have sex. Just blowjobs. I love her anyway.

why wouldn't you have sex. They have this wonderful invention called condoms! Have you heard of them? Problem solved... Also if she doesn't have an outbreak of a sore, then you are generally safe...

funny thread

We tried that, but I hate condoms. As soon as one goes on my dick it pretty much shrinks to 0 and is gone. I just haven't got the imagination thinking about other girls to keep it up while wearing one.

Edit: Actually I should say my dick hates them. I will wear one, but my dick says "naw, count me out, let me know when you're done"

"generally safe" = Totally not worth it for me.

No, I don't have herpes.

Of course you don't, but I bet you worry day and night about KLEZ and CONFLICTOR.

i can't know, did't test my self on that ;)

Voted "No" :)

my mother gave me herpes while giving me oral sex.. just sayin

hahahahah

She gave it to me as well. :1orglaugh