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Touchdown Jesus Burned to the Ground - Struck Down By God
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I guess God was NOT that pleased with Touchdown Jesus: Quote:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_612360.html |
is that football photochopped? :1orglaugh
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Maybe it was Jeebus who sent the lightning bolt.
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i'm trying to come up with a witty and clever comment............hmmmmmm.....nope, nothing.
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Ahahahahaha
Holy Shit. I drove past that thing and was amazed every single time I saw it - an abomination to the eyes, but hilarious at the same time. This is brilliant. |
That thing was hilarious to drive by. |
should have used solid rock
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I think the preacher will find a way to spin it, like this is god's test, the story of Job, etc etc. To be honest though, when a bolt of lightning strikes a hideous monstrosity made of plastic and fiberglass and burns it to the ground, it seems to me at least, that if there is a god he has made his intentions pretty fucking clear. :1orglaugh |
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15% of our income to the church". :pimp |
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Un-huh! See! They were having those Tea Party meetings in there. :1orglaugh
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I use to drive by that thing all the time, you have no idea how huge it really is.
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"You shall not carve idols for yourselves in the shape of anything in the sky above or on the earth below or in the waters beneath the earth; you shall not bow down before them or worship them. For I, the Lord, your God, am a jealous God, inflicting punishment for their father's wickedness on the children of those who hate me, down to the third and fourth generation"
So maybe he's jealous of all the attention his son was getting? :winkwink: |
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wire frame + lightning storm = Jesus?
maybe in Ohio |
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I remember when they were building that fucking thing they had Jesus' head in the field by itself for a while, and they ended up having to put a big tarp over it because people kept stopping and they were afraid it might get vandalized. The thing looked like it was stone, but it was actually plaster, Styrofoam, and a bunch of other shitty materials...
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Seriously dude, you are god, get some self esteem. |
I always figured God to be a fan of football...
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live like five miles from that thing
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He died for their sins lol
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Thank you Jesus!
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Fact: God hates football
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The real question is... did he catch the lightning or was the pass incomplete? :1orglaugh
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