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DateDoc 06-10-2010 08:15 PM

50 Bizarre US Laws
 
Alabama
It?s illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

Alaska
Whispering in someone?s ear while he?s moose hunting is prohibited.

Arizona
Cutting down a cactus may earn you a twenty-five-year prison term.

Arkansas
It?s illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.

California
You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.

Colorado
It?s unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor (Denver).

Connecticut
A pickle cannot actually be a pickle unless it bounces.

Delaware
It?s illegal to get married on a dare.

Washington, D.C.
It?s against the law to post a public notice calling someone a coward for refusing to accept a challenge to duel.

Florida
If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.

Georgia
It?s illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless you draw the shades first.

Hawaii
All residents may be fined for not owning a boat.

Full list - http://www.divinecaroline.com/22323/...-fifty-bizarre

ProG 06-10-2010 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17236625)
California
You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.

Be right back... :1orglaugh

bignasty 06-10-2010 08:31 PM

Quote:

Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.
What the fuck???

Gerco 06-10-2010 08:43 PM

Nevada
It’s illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women.


Hmmmm.... I wonder if this was the start of the gay mustaches thing...

jackknoff 06-10-2010 08:48 PM

Alaska has a really odd one, "Moose may not be viewed from an airplane". legislators should spend more time go over the books looking for outdated laws and nuking them than making up more useless ones. Our tax dollars at work!


Spanx!
Jack

Kiwigirl 06-10-2010 08:50 PM

LMAO - that explains why my elephant had a ticket on its trunk when I picked it up I guess.

$5 submissions 06-10-2010 10:41 PM

I wonder if they are enforced by the relevant authorities

Serial Pervert 06-11-2010 07:07 AM

LOL man, it's hilarious

thickcash_amo 06-11-2010 07:11 AM

Those are funny :)

seeandsee 06-11-2010 07:18 AM

Old crayz laws still "valid" because nobody care to remove them...


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