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Semi-Retired-Dave 06-07-2010 03:12 PM

Steve Jobs Worst Nightmare Today
 
http://cnn.com/video/?/video/tech/20...work.crash.cnn

He was pretty calm, but if you listen to the guy in the audience towards the end, He yell out VERIZON! :1orglaugh

DateDoc 06-07-2010 03:14 PM

No fun at all but it was the wifi that went down so it wasn't even AT&T's fault.

Brujah 06-07-2010 03:15 PM

Another nightmare, didn't AT&T put a 2gb cap on their data service?

hypedough 06-07-2010 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 17225837)
Another nightmare, didn't AT&T put a 2gb cap on their data service?

Yea, made switch to an Adroid on VZ. Service is top-notch comparatively.

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-07-2010 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17225836)
No fun at all but it was the wifi that went down so it wasn't even AT&T's fault.

He was defending AT&T by blaming the Wifi.

Gerco 06-07-2010 03:21 PM

I lol'ed not as funny as the Blue screen of death Bill G had during his live demo but funny all the same.

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-07-2010 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerco (Post 17225860)
I lol'ed not as funny as the Blue screen of death Bill G had during his live demo but funny all the same.

Yeah, I remember that Blue Screen.
Pretty bad.

You are showing off "supposedly" the World's Best Smart Phone, Put a damn tower in that building for backup.

Tam 06-07-2010 03:24 PM

Typical. when we had the ice storm last year, AT&T crashed like hell, leaving our entire state handicapped as for helping people, emergency services and everything. Everything went down except Verizon, we all had service. But I am sure those people stranded and needing help didn't care about any of that. No one was able to reach any rescue places at all, in the whole damn state, because they used AT&T.

Maybe NOW, he will open Verizon up to get the iPhone? lmao

MovieMaster 06-07-2010 03:26 PM

Love it....

Domain Diva 06-07-2010 03:35 PM

You can guarantee that when you least need a tech glitch its gonna happen ...Always !! :Oh crap ...I think he handled it pretty well under the circumstances....but I bet he went crazy at someone later .....:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 06-07-2010 03:36 PM

they should have had a secondary WIFI that was secured just for Jobs

LeRoy 06-07-2010 03:39 PM

Pretty funny.

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-07-2010 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberClaire (Post 17225908)
You can guarantee that when you least need a tech glitch its gonna happen ...Always !! :Oh crap ...I think he handled it pretty well under the circumstances....but I bet he went crazy at someone later .....:1orglaugh

For sure, someone is still getting fired. :1orglaugh

dyna mo 06-07-2010 04:18 PM

well, he was free from porn for a moment there!

Dvae 06-07-2010 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 17226015)
For sure, someone is still getting fired. :1orglaugh

Yeah, that would be Scott:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ProG 06-07-2010 06:06 PM

What you don't see is his personal security guards taking the "Verizon!" guy out back to stone him to death with old iPhones.

Agent 488 06-07-2010 07:19 PM

from what i heard he is scum.

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-07-2010 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 17226299)
Yeah, that would be Scott:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh Yup, Scott is looking for a job as we speak.
Hello Android, Anyone hiring. :Oh crap

96ukssob 06-07-2010 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 17225909)
they should have had a secondary WIFI that was secured just for Jobs

no shit. i would of lent him my Verizon MiFi... for free even, just cause im a nice guy like that :1orglaugh

seriously, lesson learned and for sure they will be bringing backups

fatfoo 06-07-2010 07:54 PM

The worst nightmare would be if he realized he was not wearing any pants.

Evil Chris 06-07-2010 07:55 PM

Who cares... the iPhone rocks!

Domain Diva 06-07-2010 08:00 PM

I was at a show and a simlar incident took place ..this is what happened ! :1orglaugh

I attended a telecom expo and the highlight of the day was a major phone operator intended to show off its new super smart voice digital assistant...( basically you speak into your phone..ask your virtual assistant to do stuff and she does it , and she can actually have a type of virtual chat back and forth with you.)

The stage was set.....music started etc...and a young eager pretty girl comes on stage with her headset on thats connected to her phone and big speakers so that attendees can hear the full convo between her and the virtual assistant.........all good so far ......

Next she says hi to everyone......she was so eager to show off this tech that she was almost at bursting point......so the demo starts ....

Shes asks the virtual assistant to call her mom..the v assistant replies "I dont recognise your voice..task terminated " ....:1orglaugh and every time she tried to do anything the v assistant repeated the same thing .....then after about 40 minutes of trying to fix things..she announces ok its all good lets try again .........she asks the v assistant call my mom.....the reply " I dont know her number " :1orglaugh you do states the model come presenter ...." no i dont is the reply " ......and for 10 minutes we watched them argue..i kid you not......anyway after 1 hr the girl gave up and left the stage totally beaten and dejected ......:1orglaugh

The crowd and myself had so much fun and entertainment it was worth attending the expo just to see it .........:1orglaugh

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-07-2010 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberClaire (Post 17226533)
I was at a show and a simlar incident took place ..this is what happened ! :1orglaugh

I attended a telecom expo and the highlight of the day was a major phone operator intended to show off its new super smart voice digital assistant...( basically you speak into your phone..ask your virtual assistant to do stuff and she does it , and she can actually have a type of virtual chat back and forth with you.)

The stage was set.....music started etc...and a young eager pretty girl comes on stage with her headset on thats connected to her phone and big speakers so that attendees can hear the full convo between her and the virtual assistant.........all good so far ......

Next she says hi to everyone......she was so eager to show off this tech that she was almost at bursting point......so the demo starts ....

Shes asks the virtual assistant to call her mom..the v assistant replies "I dont recognise your voice..task terminated " ....:1orglaugh and every time she tried to do anything the v assistant repeated the same thing .....then after about 40 minutes of trying to fix things..she announces ok its all good lets try again .........she asks the v assistant call my mom.....the reply " I dont know her number " :1orglaugh you do states the model come presenter ...." no i dont is the reply " ......and for 10 minutes we watched them argue..i kid you not......anyway after 1 hr the girl gave up and left the stage totally beaten and dejected ......:1orglaugh

The crowd and myself had so much fun and entertainment it was worth attending the expo just to see it .........:1orglaugh

Great story, I'm sure this is up on YouTube somewhere.

woj 06-07-2010 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 17226603)
Great story, I'm sure this is up on YouTube somewhere.

yea, would love to see that :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
what was the name of the show and date? I'm sure quick search on youtube will locate it...

Domain Diva 06-07-2010 10:24 PM

It was about 3 yrs ago and at that time I was doing promotion/marketing at shows ...sometimes 1 show a week sometimes 1 a fortnight so cant remember off the top of my head ..if it comes to me I will let you know.

I did a quick search on youtube but couldnt seem to locate any clips ....I did find something simlar but this is not even close in features to the application I saw demonstrated ! ( but gives you some idea)

After what happened I think the application never got launched :1orglaugh which didnt come as a surprise to me.......


Nathan 06-07-2010 10:42 PM

2 things interesting:

1) They claimed they have over 500 wifi hotspots in the room, so it should not even have been a problem.

2) Notice that the old iphone had no problem at all? Maybe the new one with the new style antenna simply has issues under these circumstances?

Bird 06-07-2010 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberClaire (Post 17226760)
It was about 3 yrs ago and at that time I was doing promotion/marketing at shows ...sometimes 1 show a week sometimes 1 a fortnight so cant remember off the top of my head ..if it comes to me I will let you know.

I did a quick search on youtube but couldnt seem to locate any clips ....I did find something simlar but this is not even close in features to the application I saw demonstrated ! ( but gives you some idea)

After what happened I think the application never got launched :1orglaugh which didnt come as a surprise to me.......


This is what my Android phone is built to do. Not to mention ask it directions and get turn by turn navigation.

$5 submissions 06-07-2010 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17225836)
No fun at all but it was the wifi that went down so it wasn't even AT&T's fault.

Probably overloaded due to all the bloggers in the same venue reporting on the events.

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-08-2010 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 17226788)
2 things interesting:

1) They claimed they have over 500 wifi hotspots in the room, so it should not even have been a problem.

2) Notice that the old iphone had no problem at all? Maybe the new one with the new style antenna simply has issues under these circumstances?

I noticed that as well, old phone hogged up all the wife left in the room.
Oh well, overall, looks like a nice phone.

I'm sure I'll be getting one.

Porko 06-08-2010 08:54 AM

I donīt get why he just donīt uses his own wifi protected by password..

JP-pornshooter 06-08-2010 10:57 AM

glitch yes, nightmare probably not so much..
apple is now worth more than microsoft, guess Jobs is probably ok with that.

GatorB 06-08-2010 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 17225837)
Another nightmare, didn't AT&T put a 2gb cap on their data service?

Yeah but it's ok because if you go over your cap you get another 1 GB for $10.


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