Chuck Norris Funny! HA HA HA!
 

All Chuck Norris movies make me think I could whip his ass and he would probably kill me, and Bruce Lee Movies terrify me and he never won an actual competition in his short life - GO FIGURE! :thumbsup

I fail at joke? :pimp

Bruce Lee kicked Chuck in movie you know!

Bruce Lee was the man! Unfortunately he wasn't faster than a speeding bullet. Damn shame


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Both of them made some good movies.:thumbsup:2 cents:

I don't even remember the last time I watched the movie with Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee...

Chuck Norris's urine has been known to clog toilets.

I thought recent scientific studies confirmed that it cured cancer?

Chuck Norris' favorite hand in porker is suited aces :)

That was Brandon, his son.

Bruce Lee died of health complications if I remember well.

I also believe Chuck actually started his film career as a villain in a Bruce Lee movie (s)

As a kid I loved Bruce Lee but now all those moves looks so funny. If you compare movies form 70`s and 80`s with today`s martial art`s movies.

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He he, by now Chuck Norris is more known for the jokes on him rather than his movies.

Tang soo do, the south korean martial art of self defence.

Used for taking US army off their horses when they came off the boats in the war many many years ago.

The US army liked it so much they began training it to their soldiers.

Moo duk kwan & other similar styles of which now the style known as Tai kwon do is used for competitions.

Chuck norris... a great guy winning many first places.

Yeah, exactly. The Huckabee endorsement he did kinda signaled the end though...