They should change my name to The Finisher
 

Looking back, all the shit I learned and how

My life was built based on the complete failure of others.
We always hired a designer, a supposed "Expert" who constantly delivered complete crap code and horrific CSS. I had to sit down, learn and reprogram the CSS code (without even knowing it) and accomplish amazing feats like true fixed width CSS 3 column centered designs. (popular in the early 2k lulz) To this day people try to prove that A. it can't be done (90% of all css coders, the other 10% thought it pre-existed and seen a template and design not realizing how flawed it truly was and took word it was done correctly. (scope has changed a bit now, so probably easier then back then)

My programming was learned from debugging self righteous coders, with humongous ego's that would hand me a script saying, Ha, break that, 3 seconds later, I'd hand it back, Fix that doofus. These guys who would code this ridiculous javascript crap instead of doing the true data sanitation that needed to be done internally that in any high traffic site would become a major problem or not even work, or cause 50 extra charges or wrong prices. These amazing programmers have 0 analytic mind skills, and haveno ability to test anything they wrote. They wrote the script like it was a book in a single setting?!?!. And always it was my ass on the line, i had to test it and fix it right, because they wouldn't, they'd flake and leave. They left, I completed the task. I did it. I finished.

My admin skills, self taught based on the fact, nothing could be done back in the days.. Hell, I remember when taking a list of 150 names and sorting em was one our biggest problems.. Or if only we had a pipe delimited file and not tabs. It had to be done, and had to be finished quickly. Everyone else would ignore their customers, me, i always had the heart to get the job done. Got the job done I did.

And what have i learned from all this? I learned perfection is the only way to create a long lasting business model, and cutting corners is going to cost you big in the long run. But I also learned, creating the business is only a minor step in the functionality of your business. The knowledge one needed to understand the angles and necessity for it to grow and reach out (called networking these days) was really only possible for those with past knowledge and experience... And to know about the opportunities out there to be monetized. I've monitored how all these companies managed, and how things ticked..
I have learned how to network.

I have learned to finish what you have started, to complete those ideas you had, even though you come online to find out someone was there before you in that very same idea. I have learned that those ideas already used don't mean nothing because they have tried before, you have thought of them however, because you caught what I refer to as "an experience though" You cash in on those thoughts and never let anyone talk you out of them. Today is a new day, people come and go, you are to do what you are to do, and do it you must. Just do it well and finish it!

I have always finished my jobs, goals, and ideas.... Are you finishing yours? Or are you letting meaningless forum trolls talk you out of your dreams? You are working for your own personal security and well being of your family.. My career as an inside man is ending and I am not yet finished with life, I can now help steer you down the right path, back you up and pull you out of the sand when you are stuck.

I am the Finisher and I am your new Affiliate Broker. With over 14 years experience I can take your adult sites income to the next level.

Yeah, you're awesome.

14 years and you wait until 6 months ago to announce your presence on the largest adult webmaster board?

Blah Blah Blah and blah. Sounds like one of those infomercials

Considering you offered to hire me for a service of moving a client of yours a few years ago, I'd say I've been here the whole time..

I just dont come on her much and talk to you, because frankly I think your an ass who, who never does anything but point out how everyone else is an asshole and stupid on the forums as if you know it all. Takes one to know one i guess.

I'm not reading all that...

Then you shouldnt earn the right to float your sig.

The Finisher sounds like a superhero that takes good ideas and fucks them up.

I eat super heroes for breakfast

Sweet! I love a good bragging thread.

Yo "Finisher" are you gonna be at XBiz this next week? :pimp

Not this time, I gave all my tickets away to my webmasters, who have more importance to be there to feel the presence of power inside your handshake.. "I'm still recovering from ailment"

antibiotics these days, man that shit goes to your knees and stays there forever..

you are the best man for the job!

+ off topic pic:
http://americansfortruth.com/uploads...d_rainbow2.jpg

lolz,
what percentage and how many different browsers supported CSS3 in early 2k?
prolly like 1% of your surfers could see CSS3 at that time.

most of your posts for past couple days is nothing but spam of "i'm adult broker, everybody else sucks donkey balls". you spam yourself so much that its very doubtful you've been in the biz for past 14 years. how old are you btw if you don't mind me asking? the way you conduct yourself i cannot see you being older than 25 and that's a stretch. no offence though, just some honest feedback.

They should change your name to The Spammer.

Look, if you were really that good you'd be out making yourself money rather than trying to take a few percentage points off the hard work of others.

Instead of starting a million threads and talking about how great you are (and since you are the only person that believes it) why don't you go build something.

Spamming on GFY is fine but you should have least have the common sense and decency to do it in the sections where it is allowed and encouraged.

So far in the last 24 or so hours you've said that you've built the biggest dating sites, re-did the work of professional designers, are a coder, have first hand experience with just about every NOC and who knows what else. Meanwhile, nobody knows who you are, what you own, what you've built or anything else.

I'd imagine that if you were that good at every single thing out there you wouldn't have to spend your entire day spamming a board looking for a dollar.

This thread has given me a hard on. :2 cents:

That's nothing...I came into this thread with a hard on.

And then I came all over the place.

This guy really is "the finisher" :jerkoff

It took you 14 years to become a sig spammer? Great job!

what have you accomplished, oh nothing.. later fakey

Was it worth the 3 minutes of your time to switch to a fake account cuz you got no balls to say it in your real name...
Thought so

Year of the fakes is over.... Too many of you clowns these days.. Us people with skill are taking back the street... back to the car wash for you

I finished the mess left behind from your programmer Gary. Say hi for me

"... with humongous ego's"

I'm confused???? I think you wanted the now hiring forum, with that ill attempt of a resume? Or is this just a peacock thread? Ataboy nonetheless!

Stay confused, leave the brain work for me.

Cool, how many licks does it take to get to the center of these damn tootsie roll pops, I can never finish em?

When I'm your affiliate broker, I'll answer. Research has already been done though.

And you call yourself the finisher, Good day sir!

you have no idea, lol at fakey

dude i called you on your BS claim re CSS 3 in early 2k
have a good one desperate adult broker :1orglaugh

you snuck a 3 in there, are you afraid of something..

As stated somewhere, I dont bluff mother fucker, I expect a full apology

http://web.archive.org/web/200712060...om/mmpage.html

Edit, hey wait a minute, wasnt it you i hired for this job to begin with on ICQ you fucking slacktard, oh the irony

I would, but I don't have a clue who I'm talking to here. :) Not sure Gary would either. What's your real name?

what apology? you said
> I had to sit down, learn and reprogram the CSS code (without even knowing it) and accomplish amazing feats like true fixed width CSS 3 column centered designs. (popular in the early 2k lulz)

at that time browsers were just adapting CSS2. CSS3 was pretty much useless because of low percentage of browsers supporting in. most users used IE, so your BS is total nonsense.

and btw your last statement in the quote above clearly shows you only speak BS - you know nothing about me, my company, what I have run before and you don't even know who you hired for the job you're claiming there. nice try :1orglaugh

3 column, the the phrase was they were popular designs (done with tables) doofus

Go make some tube templates, your fake.

The Finisher

was nice chatting with you self righteous desperate "adult broker" with humongous ego. bb

Yup, have fun with your splash chops with table based dreamweaver spitouts!

Do you do anything else other than photoshop inner highlights on your font work? I can go to pirate bay and leech a copy too and pretend im a designer

You reek of desperation, good luck ;)

I reak of intelligence and experience that you can only dream of.

3rd person is never a good way to represent, "The finisher" has a lot to learn...about self promotion.

I think you are reading in third person. lulz

Well The Finisher, here's another bump for you new brokering biz

I would say "hope you get a whale", but I'm not too sure there's any new ones out there to catch anymore. :(

lol you have no idea what you talking about... keep producing more BS that is clearly all you able to do.

btw when we slice HTML we make it valid CSS/xHTML strict 1.0 or transitional depending on request can even do with tables, all cross-browser compatible.

the way you talk and try to insult me you sound very young i would say between 18-23 y.o. and you claiming you've been in the biz for 14 years :1orglaugh

hahaha maybe he should change is new given name to "The Fisher"

I own all the old ones, except for Robbie.. he only signs up under Green Guys Name

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :pimp

I think you meant that..

someone haxored me

Definitely!

The laughter was me spitting up my drink when you said I signed up under Mark. heh-heh

i replaced the smilies with the fuck you greenie.. but they not work..