Im really sick of the crap you call us as affiliate managers
 

"We work hard all day long, we work much overtime preparing all your bullshit requests for strange promotional materials that never get utilized in this "massive" ad campaigns supposedly starting in a couple days. We analyze your websites and give you opinions and obvious things to change based out our statistics and day in day out knowledge. and all you do is complain about how worthless we are..."

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Whining can be tiresome.

I've never had an affiliate manager say anything like this.

If you are delivering them sales and making them more money they are happy to bend over backwards.

I only make requests of companies I send a good number of joins to...

Affiliate managers have always helped me when I asked for it.

o_O

Do you have any that bend over forwards? Maybe we can Get it On?

Based on that and your sig, you seem more of a rep for AFF than a broker for others :winkwink:
WG

yeah and from i see, you think you are some kind of seo expert.. #2 in my book not #1
I wonder who's #1

Dude, don't piss on WG. :2 cents:

WG actually hold spots 1 through 10.

For someone that has claims to have been in this biz for 14 years you sure don't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed. :2 cents:

If you have celeb traffic I will say this to ANY request, "Consider it Considered!" :)

For real tho, we have slick tools to convert your celeb traffic. Already an affiliate? Contact me for a demo of the new tools we spent huge amounts of time and money to develop.

post proof or ban.

ughm, lets see, i had #1 for xxx, pussy, xxx pics, xxx movies, bondage , fisting, anal, to name a few over the years, don't see how anyone could be #1 on me.. but whatever.... i was low key.... got noone to impress, cept now, i have to impress.. but i dont do it with bullshit bro games and shit like that.. never ran my business that way.. i do it with facts.

wow did adult date link 5 years ago.. they just changed the page and fell off the chart.. why did you do that.. it's not even a much different page/site?!?!

Got any celeb traffic :)?

Dont have any adult traffic, i left the companies I worked for, and stop making sites years ago and turned into a high traffic site programmer cuz noone else could code..

I can make you one hell of a celeb tube site script, but its around 40k.. i dont make scripts that are unfunctionable for employees.. Custom work flows are required and made per customer on a build as we go relationship

glad I'm not the only one with that thought :winkwink:

What took you so long to join the board after 14 years in adult? It seems a bit odd you join after you have no traffic left.

with the AFF changes, he needs new affiliates :2 cents:

You have less than 200 posts on GFY, and you've only been here less than a year. Yeah, clearly your fucking qualified.

BTW, your affiliate managers.... Usually do it all from handling the bullshit requests to building new sites. LOL.

a new saviour:2 cents::thumbsup

Um,if I spoke like that to anybody I would plan on being fired shortly afterwards. Then again, I *am* an affiliate manager.

AM helps affiliates or i miss something?

Why do I have to explain myself 15 times on this board? I think 99% of you know who I am and just like to talk shit when you get the chance.

I worked with Dave as a Unix Administrator back in 97-98 or some shit, dates I don't recall, You may know him as the Owner of CHOOPA

I created you the worlds first $9.95 adult hosting plan back in 2000 or some shit
when everyone else like Cave Creek was robbing you blind at $15-30 per gig
I was under the name AEA Hosting, thanks to my friend Brian (think FastSize) who helped getting me biz started when I had nothing. You may have remembered, and how I got shut down, Just think i had 15,000 clients running the business alone.. Remember Instabill? Remember they got hacked? Yes me and my 15,000 client business was shutdown pretty much overnite with no repair. Whilst I tried, everyone was skeptical and thought I charged their credit card those books that the hacker did, and became ignorant and left, I had no billing at the time now, and Instabill could not release to me the rebilling records...

I ran on in the hosting biz until the Verio's and the likes all milked the industry to a bone, offering all the support and putting all the real techs outta business replacing them with college kids that knew nothing..

I was a security tech and admin that turned to do programming work for several programs that ended up stealing from you blindly (and me too). They are all running still to this day, so don't feel bad.

I turned to programming because the coders at this job couldn't get anything done.. All those smart ass know it all coders, with nothing but bugs and shit, that I debugged, learned how to code myself and did it the right way.

I am now a programmer who has been around 10 years and has never FLAKED ONE JOB, Can anyone else state this? Please try... They'd be lieing through their teeph.

Other names you have heard of
I worked for Adult Date Link
I was contracted for AL
I was contracted for many top AFF webmasters, in which case I wont name for their respect and privacy.
(Most of my work was self employed, I didn't have to come out, my phone was ringing off the hook, and still is)

I ran a HUGE TGP which is my site in which a expartner fucked me good on. And still to this day the domain is in his name but my control prohibiting me from
developing it. boy is it fun watching a million dollar site turn to dust (LOTS OF FUN)

I agree, I am not and never will be a front person, I am the technical person that wrote the 100's of scripts over the last 14 years that ran all your websites. Much of the adult internet was created from my very own hands, I did all the database scripts that chalked up your sales, I wrote all the 3rd party billing / reoccurring code and plugged into all the API's you had no clue how to do when nothing truly existed. I wrote all the perl code that did all that fancy shit behind the scenes, in your affiliate sites, and now i write high traffic php sites with admin backends that make your lives a friggan breeze. I have tube scripts out there now, running over 600mbps on a single server that runs its mysql database on there too... with only 4 gigs of ram and a duo-core processor lol. Would love to see clipshare, vidiscript, and rayzzz do that.

And I was a true search engine god and coder, I wrote SE GOLD 1.0, this this was what 98??? The very famous script that gave us instant traffic from Alta Vista, 25,0000 hits a day overnight, and possibly led to their extinction (sorry about that, i love Alta Vista, when it was a technical SE) Anyone wanna give me props there, how about a $50,000 bonus paycheck, since it probably made you millions.

I am not a nice guy, fact is, I do indeed hate most of you cuz you are fake! I don't care for the fake people here, Too Many of them these days. I waste my time putting on fake a smile. I dont need the fake smile, because I am real.
And I know the truth, the real players don't even come in here and waste their time, they hate the place as much as I do, and the daily nonsense in here.. They come buy read shit and leave once a month or so, thats it.. So if you think a post count means something, the truth is there are 500 people on this board with 20 posts or less created their accounts < 2000.. Those are the ones to respect. Not so much the ones with 40,000 or just joined. However, treating someone like shit because of their join date...
Well thats just pure ignorance, so if you go that route, I assume you are the fakes of the board..

Fuck this fake bro game. tjos pathetic forum bullshit, where they have one friend on a fake account, convincing the others that what the other guy said had.. Seriously you think you are hurting me when you say this crap?

You BS is fucking obvious, my awareness is VERY HIGH, i see all the shit, i see how you use friends and bots to take another down and boost each other up.. How can i be so nice when i see the obvious scams most of you fake people pull daily? You think real business men dont see right thru these setups and fake crap?

Anyhow, I have all the real skills, with no fucking social skills and I don't give a shit! I seriously don't need anyone to survive and your words do nothing to me.. I am educated, and I am powerful

I quit my recent jobs and changed direction because of a massive eye infection, that has somewhat healed now after 3 months, but I can never ever watch video or do 3d work again, and must not have "stressed eyes" on the computer, and need tons of breaks.. I can not do that coding 16 hours a day anymore.

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noobs need affiliate managers, webmasters need link codes and auto payment, nothing else.

This is so wrong Fletch, and this is how your affiliate broker can help you..

I show you example, You know when we fly out to the conventions and the invites from the top sponsors to talk wiht the bosses and do sitdowns, the The sponsor owner always asks his best affilaites, how can we help you, what can we improve etc etc..

This always leads to the affiliate hearing things from other affiliates saying to the owner "I DIDNT KNOW THAT" My Affiliate Manager did'nt tell me that!!!

And tens of thousands of dollars was lost to that affiliate on the new found trick of the trade as its too late to exploit at the top conversion rate is was receiving..

If you had an affiliate broker, on top of that affiliate manager, you would NEVER miss out on a hot commidity again, and you could literraly make hundreds of thousands more per year, with just a tiny piece of information called "WHATS HOT"

So you wrote the APIs for telefloral?

go work in mainstream. over there aff managers are gods for some reason.

Good luck to you on rounding up some affiliates.

wow. someone needs to read how to make friends and influence people.

Actually he's playing this perfect.

Jon Clark is that you ?