HELP!!! Can I come and stay at your house please?
 

Just starting to think about planning my summer vacation, and I thought why waste loads of money on hotels and fancy stuff, when I could just 'Keep-it-real' instead, and simply rely on the generosity of total strangers instead?

So, here the deal. How many of you are prepared to let a total stranger off of a message board called Go Fuck Yourself, come and stay at your house for a few nights?

I thought I could just turn up, kip on the sofa kinda thing, and perhaps you could take me out and show me the local sights? I'm not really offering any money for accommodation, cause that kinda spoils the point of doing it this way, and If I bring a lot of cash with me, I might get mugged again, but I will probably buy you a few beers and perhaps a take-out or something...

I'll promise not to get drunk, make a pass at your wife, abuse your pets (Either sexually or otherwise) and I wont piss anywhere other than the toilet. I'll be on my best behaviour at all times, and incase your wondering, (just like most of GFY) my shit don't stink either....

So, post your offers below, along with your full addresses, so I can look up your place on google maps. (Not trying to be funny, but I would naturally want to make sure, that I wasn't going to end up staying in a shithole...)

When I've got enough offers I can begin planning my route, but do be sure to get your offers in fast, as I want to leave in a few weeks time.

Also, please don't be offended if I decline certain offers. As I said, this might be be GFY, but I do have SOME Standards!




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In case you come up a little short...

http://www.wwoof.org/

http://www.couchsurfing.org/ :2 cents:

It's an interesting idea.

Who's dungeon are you going to end up in though?

why not find a really nice county jail and get yourself arrested..3 hots and a cot..cable tv ..excercise room and daily activites like bukkake mud wrestling or hide the sauasage :thumbsup

To much like hard work... I want EASY STREET Man....

Yeah, but I want the GFY Experience! I wanna be able to come back and post things likes Baddogs mutt bit me, Boneprone does live in a shitty house, and Fatfoo is one FAT motherfucker... You know... GFY Stylee!

Done that for a six and a half month vacation before. Dont like to do the same thing twice :)

Doesn't matter, cause if anyone locks me up, or even kills me...

I'll be able to slam them on GFY for it (WITH PROOF) and whine to Eric to get them banned !

That will teach em!

Will you be offering tattoo sig spot on your forehead while you travel like another bro did once on this board?

What are your proposed dates that you would be arriving/leaving?


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No Sorry. Eric says thats against the rules...

Though, I will happily tattoo a short sentence or two, provided its relevant to you letting me stay...

Not sure yet. Its dependent upon tomorrows thread, where I intend to beg for my travelling costs. You know, air miles, gas etc...

I may even ask if someone will donate their car...

So does that mean a felon will be staying with us?!?

This thread is so funny, yet I find it so intriguing.

Aahahahahahahahaha!

Do you have party favors?

will anyone take u up on this offer?

Sorry, but I fail to see why you find it funny? I'm just asking to sleep on a couch. Its not like anyone else is going to be using it, is it?

That, a bit of food, doing my laundry (and perhaps the odd backrub) isn't really a lot to demand from the GFY community, IMHO...
Especially when you take into consideration my personal contribution to the community at large, over the last 8 years?


Felon? Well, put it this way. You say to-mate-to, & I'll say to-mart-to...

Anyway, I fail to see the relevance of my past indiscretions, when all the charges were eventually dropped anyway...

Dude, I just wanna crash on a couch... I fail to see how paper hats, and those things that make a funny noise and uncoil when you blow into them, are in the least bit relevant.

Their loss if they don't my friend...

I wouldn't say that I'm a 'Big Deal'... Just more like the experience of a lifetime...

Do you have any cooking skills?

LOL Gfy is getting more and more worthless each and every day.

I have stayed at many GFY members houses while travelling... :thumbsup

stay at a couple of gfyer's places and you may not abuse their pets or make a pass at their wife ...but who is to say they wont abuse you and next thing you know your on a new web site called webmasters exposed LOL

Start again, pretending to be a girl and you wil be inundated with offers.

If you actually made it here, I have a room you could crash in.

i've probally had 30-40 people i met off this board come visit me over the years