The Adrenalin Wank
 

Ok I've come up with a new concept. Let me introduce..... The adrenaline wank.

Ideally situated to those who like to live life on the edge.

Ok what you will need:

1 x cock
1 x hand

Instructions:

Wait until you are in the house with 1 other person that is very close to you (ideally your mum or dad, but a girlfriend will do).

Get yourself into the room furthest away from this person in the house.

Flop your cock out and get hard

Now comes the exciting part...

Call out for the person in the house to come and see something (tell them youve found a dead cat or something).

Now all you need to do is wank at a furious pace, cum, clean up and put your cock away. All before the person opens the door and walks in.

Its more action packed than a rollercoaster, and more of a buzz than sufforcating a police officer. Your adrenalin will be pumping in no time.

If you get caught... well... gutted. you can phone a councillor.

If you get away with it... well then you need to explain where the dead cat is. But it'll be well worth the lie.

A WORD OF CAUTION:
Don't get yourself a dead cat as a backup plan to make it look like you weren't lying. This may result in you getting caught masturbating over dead animals by your beloved mother.

OK adrenalin seekers, let me know how you get on!!!!!!!!!

welcome budy, best of luck with your gfy life

i had fucking door without anything to lock them, so as kid i have adrenalin cums all the day :)

haha.. good one.. but I'll go for the bungee from the Stratosphere instead.. :winkwink:

what about a bungee wank

how about wanking over your wife's sleeping body, resting a picture of her sister/mother /favorite porn star on her head while she is asleep. That should raise the heart beat a little.

or you could wank over your neighbors door while they are inside, then knock and run when you have spilled your load over their door...

ehrm ..... right

Racing against the flush already brings me enough excitement in my day to day life.

LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I lol'ed

Or you could have sex with a woman.

That was sort of funny. Enjoy your stay!

i think ill give this one a miss

But he can cum, clean up and put his cock away in less time than it takes someone to walk into his room. She'd be disappointed.

No i can't I've been caught 37 times...