Has anyone here been to REHAB?
 

I see lots of positives to going:

a) great networking opportunity - lots of rich fucked up people there
b) have a week or two away from my wife and kids (= holiday)
c) might bump into the odd celebrity

Oh, nearly forgot, I guess there would be some health benefits too.

there are postives but unless you are really fucked up then its probably not good for your kids

"Daddy has gone on a business trip overseas, he will be back in a few weeks"

Problem solved :)

I thought you meant REHAB in Vegas :)

well if you need to dry out then enjoy the break man

check their internet policy first lol

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if you need it - do it

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is there any adult business rehab?

i known some friends who went through rehab unfortunately once they were out they went right back to drugs...i guess its still good that even though they didnt completely stop they at least took a break :2 cents:

From what I've heard, it's really boring. You could go there to write a book...

I said No No No

hahaha....me too!

Going to rehab to network? That is an approach I haven't heard of before.

there is a huge difference between real rehab and the shit they make up for the celeb rehab type of shows man. celeb rehab is not real, its reality tv = scripted and fake.

I know pleny of people been through real rehab and it aint no fun. its not filled with celebs nor are there rich people there and most of the people you surely do not want as friends. i know people on methadone right now , multiple friends of mine are lifetime recovering addicts.

well, if you are an addicted it probably doesn't seem so nice as it does when you say it

unless you pay A LOT for the rehab, you aren't going to meet any celebrities there...

YUP, the Hard Rock came to mind:drinkup

Daddy is off exploring mountains for a while.

It's a good place to get fattened up for another good binge.

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Quality replies. :1orglaugh

I wasn't seriously considering it. I can imagine the type of addicts there, it's not for me.

A buddhist retreat would probably be better, especially if it was one where noone is allowed to talk.

Reminds me of the old joke:

A man joined a monastery of silent monks who were only permitted to say 2 words every 5 years. After the first 5 years, the abbot said, you can say your two words now.

He said, "Bed hard."

Five more years went by, then the abbot said to the new monk, "You can say your 2 words now."

The new monk said, "Food lousy."

After five more years, the abbott again said he could say his 2 words.

He said, "I quit."

Then the abbott said:

I'm not surprised, all you do is complain.

Never been to one.

However I've been seriously considering going to rehab on account of my terrible fapping addiction.

well...you need to be adicted first

LOL I thought that what this was about too!