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xxweekxx 05-21-2010 06:52 PM

giving escorts oral sex?
 
why do guys give escorts/hookers oral sex?

seriously?? ive been working on a website to review shit and i signed up for some review sites and hundreds of men are talking about how they went down on the hooker.lol

so u lick her pussy and eat her out after u know 100 guys have fucked her this yr alone.. what about herpes/hpv?

DamnGoodRatio 05-21-2010 07:02 PM

And I have seen guys eat a half a hamburger out of a trash can, some guys will eat anything, Ever hear of a clean up MAN? ? ?

geedub 05-21-2010 07:02 PM

interesting.. i wonder how many guys with your outlook will gladly take a blowjob from one of these hoes.. the shit goes both ways

PenisFace 05-21-2010 07:04 PM

The hooker is there to pleasure me, and she's getting paid good money to do it. If she paid me, I might consider eating her out, but she'd have to give a fuckton of money :1orglaugh

Hookers are gross either way, tho.

xxweekxx 05-21-2010 07:06 PM

yup but a hooker sucking ur dick and u eating her wet pussy are 2 different things completely.. i mean ewww u are eating dick residue from 20 men this week alone

Spunky 05-21-2010 07:08 PM

I'd stick my dick into a rattlesnake if I could hold it down,but I would never lap on a hookers pussy

SomeCreep 05-21-2010 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 17163389)
why do guys give escorts/hookers oral sex?

seriously?? ive been working on a website to review shit and i signed up for some review sites and hundreds of men are talking about how they went down on the hooker.lol

so u lick her pussy and eat her out after u know 100 guys have fucked her this yr alone.. what about herpes/hpv?

Most guys are so desperate, they'd give oral sex to a men's urinal if it had tits.

brassmonkey 05-21-2010 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 17163424)
I'd stick my dick into a rattlesnake if I could hold it down,but I would never lap on a hookers pussy

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

alias 05-21-2010 07:12 PM

Do it for the lulz.

PenisFace 05-21-2010 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 17163420)
yup but a hooker sucking ur dick and u eating her wet pussy are 2 different things completely.. i mean ewww u are eating dick residue from 20 men this week alone

Yeah but wouldn't they be wearing condoms?

Oh, also, every time you touch something, you're touching someone else's dick. Because men never wash their hands, so there's a good chance you're also feeling up their ass without even knowing it!

Jon Oso 05-21-2010 07:13 PM



not from hookers though.

geedub 05-21-2010 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace (Post 17163432)
Yeah but wouldn't they be wearing condoms?

Oh, also, every time you touch something, you're touching someone else's dick. Because men never wash their hands, so there's a good chance you're also feeling up their ass without even knowing it!

exactly.. a hooker sucking your dick is no different than you eating her pussy. you think her mouth magically washes away what happened earlier that day/week? your logic is fucked. i'm not saying you should eat hooker pussy if you're going to fuck them, just it's really no different than getting your dick sucked.. skin on skin is skin on skin..

xxweekxx 05-21-2010 07:23 PM

so how many men here would actually eat hooker pussy

xxweekxx 05-21-2010 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geedub (Post 17163455)
exactly.. a hooker sucking your dick is no different than you eating her pussy. you think her mouth magically washes away what happened earlier that day/week? your logic is fucked. i'm not saying you should eat hooker pussy if you're going to fuck them, just it's really no different than getting your dick sucked.. skin on skin is skin on skin..

dude i know logically u r correct but mentally and crap u r wrong.. many guys here wont eat a skank's pussy, but they'll sure let the skank give them a BJ.. how come?

geedub 05-21-2010 07:35 PM

most people are stupid

slavdogg 05-21-2010 08:01 PM

i will not make a comment about a person that sent me this link :)

jackknoff 05-21-2010 08:09 PM

ewe, ewe & ... ewe... Um, it's one thing to do it to a model, they're tested, but a hooker? Eghad! That's how you get clap of the yap.


Spanx!
Jack

fatfoo 05-21-2010 09:14 PM

I just want to say that I learned in a class that supposedly HIV/AIDS cannot be transmitted through saliva. However, it can be transmitted through bodily fluids such as sperm and blood. Good luck.

Spunky 05-21-2010 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17163692)
I just want to say that I learned in a class that supposedly HIV/AIDS cannot be transmitted through saliva. However, it can be transmitted through bodily fluids such as sperm and blood. Good luck.

You haven't licked a snapper before.I think you're a homosexual

marcop 05-21-2010 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamnGoodRatio (Post 17163411)
And I have seen guys eat a half a hamburger out of a trash can, some guys will eat anything, Ever hear of a clean up MAN? ? ?

This maybe the funniest thing I've ever read on GFY.

Klen 05-22-2010 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 17163695)
You haven't licked a snapper before.I think you're a homosexual

No he is just broke ass bitch,which means:
1.Cant afford whore
2.Cant find a girlfriend
3.Etc

martinsc 05-22-2010 01:53 AM

no way i'd go down there......

CarlosTheGaucho 05-22-2010 02:02 AM

It's a big no no,

not like you'd neccessarily have to get herpes or something cause saliva is a great desinfection, but eating pussy is a VERY personal thing.

Something you do if you have a girlfriend and you dig her and love her and I don't know what.

Hookers should be fun, but everything clean, safe, within good manners and bye.

LoveSandra 05-22-2010 03:21 AM

hell no..............

TrainWreckContent 05-22-2010 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 17163457)
so how many men here would actually eat hooker pussy

i think i would take the zero for the day instead of participating :2 cents:

Raf1 05-22-2010 04:28 AM

there are a lot of desperate dudes out there...

seeandsee 05-22-2010 04:31 AM

they must be drudged if they do it

PimpStar 05-22-2010 04:58 AM

these brave men should join the army

CaptainHowdy 05-22-2010 05:49 AM

The thrill of the risk...

CamTraffic 05-22-2010 06:12 AM

hooker-escort in the first place is a big no no
i don't need to pay to get some company

so even if i was, i WOULD NEVER EVER go down where 1000's or dirty dicks have been...

brassmonkey 05-22-2010 06:16 AM

eating pussy man if she has v.d......

Konkan 05-22-2010 06:59 AM

To lick the whore`s pussy? No way! I`ll just stick my cane in her pussy.Period.

Mutt 05-22-2010 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 17163424)
I'd stick my dick into a rattlesnake if I could hold it down,but I would never lap on a hookers pussy


:1orglaugh

SpongeBub 05-22-2010 08:10 AM

I've had hookers get offended when I asked them to use this Scope before sucking my weenie. But then I've had BJs from hookers with a mouth like Shane MacGowan, so you gotta do what you can.

Agent 488 05-22-2010 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamTraffic (Post 17164306)

so even if i was, i WOULD NEVER EVER go down where 1000's or dirty dicks have been...

you probably eat out your wife?

DateDoc 05-22-2010 08:33 AM

Well used taco for rent. Been stuffed many times. Want a taste?

yuu.design 05-22-2010 08:36 AM

they are stupids :P

Vendzilla 05-22-2010 08:38 AM

Why would you pay for pleasure and give them anything?
They just want the money

cherrylula 05-22-2010 08:44 AM

talk about eating out of a garbage can, lolz

woj 05-22-2010 09:02 AM

that's pretty retarded, I would never do that... :2 cents:

ShellyCrash 05-22-2010 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 17163424)
I'd stick my dick into a rattlesnake if I could hold it down,but I would never lap on a hookers pussy

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Quote:

Originally Posted by SpongeBub (Post 17164435)
I've had hookers get offended when I asked them to use this Scope before sucking my weenie. But then I've had BJs from hookers with a mouth like Shane MacGowan, so you gotta do what you can.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz...nluko1_500.jpg

Some real gems in this thread so far!!

mafia_man 05-22-2010 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 17163420)
yup but a hooker sucking ur dick and u eating her wet pussy are 2 different things completely.. i mean ewww u are eating dick residue from 20 men this week alone

That's a very flippent comment, you're assuming that these girls don't urinate or wash for a week?

I wouldn't eat out a chick because of herpes not because of hygenie.

jabula 05-22-2010 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 17163427)
Most guys are so desperate, they'd give oral sex to a men's urinal if it had tits.

:1orglaugh

Agent 488 05-22-2010 09:13 AM

hookers are people too.

Jarmusch 05-22-2010 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 17163424)
I'd stick my dick into a rattlesnake if I could hold it down,but I would never lap on a hookers pussy

A man of principles, I like that.

L-Pink 05-22-2010 09:20 AM

Is there a discount involved?


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bigalownz 05-22-2010 09:34 AM

sig spot for a funny post.. made me laugh

xxweekxx 05-22-2010 09:46 AM

lol i know this shit still baffles me

ottopottomouse 05-22-2010 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamnGoodRatio (Post 17163411)
And I have seen guys eat a half a hamburger out of a trash can, some guys will eat anything, Ever hear of a clean up MAN? ? ?

:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 17163424)
I'd stick my dick into a rattlesnake if I could hold it down,but I would never lap on a hookers pussy

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 17163427)
Most guys are so desperate, they'd give oral sex to a men's urinal if it had tits.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17164550)
Is there a discount involved?


.

It'd take a bit more than a discount for me to.

Vendzilla 05-22-2010 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17164538)
hookers are people too.

depends on the hooker


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