Honest to God pickup line I heard tonight.
 

This chank (chubby skank) walked up to me at the pub tonight, grabbed me rather roughly and said verbatim, "I will suck your dick so hard your asshole will turn inside out and I'll use it to stoke your cock". What should I have taken from that? I'm still in a state of amazement and shock. I really think I should have called her bluff. But then again, I've never thought of jerking myself off with my own anus. :(

Now that I'm safe, my fear has turned into curiosity! Dammit!

Sounds like the chubby chick was hungry.


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hope you got her number :winkwink::1orglaugh

Run away, run away!



https://youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

i wonder what kind of pubs you frequent

Tranny...

Pix or it didn't happen

or at least gave her mine...

i'm into the freaky shit.... :thumbsup








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Fanny (fat tranny).

yeah definitely a dude.

She lost a bet and Halimah paid her to say this to you
Please do not take this personally she does not really want you cock

fuck you fuck you fuck you! That shit was just too funny!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
thank you for the laugh

Broke Back Pub

As someone's who asshole is twice the size of his dick I can attest to the freakiness factor of this one. Believe it or not, qualudes really help in this area.

Say it 'taint' so!

Sounds like a nice girl.

I think I'd have to take her up on that :1orglaugh

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the logistics of such an act.

now that was funny

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Chank - Chubby Wanker

I hope you said "OK, let's do it."

What is wrong with that?
That how we serve breakfast here...

So long as youre sure it has a pussy
Ask it
You mean in the bathroom or the parking lot?
If ithe anything but those two, forget about it

:D

Fred Wisdom
It's areally a something

Tranny alert!!

As long as she had a pussy I would have let her try . . .

hahahahahahahaha :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

This is the best thing I've seen on gfy forever :1orglaugh

:NopeNope

Chubby chicks are always so damn nasty. I don't know why, it's like the the fat makes these chicks sex maniacs. I personally won't touch any fat chicks. They always smell funny, kinda like lard :(

MARRY HER! Then Donkey Punch her... My most successful pick up line, and yes this actually does work...

Wanna get a pizza and fuck? What, you don't like pizza?

EVERYBODY LIKES PIZZA!


Jack!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Should of told her she needs to get you drunk first. That way she buys u drinks through the night.
Increaeses her odds of you saying yes. Win win situation for both parties involved

Marriage material OBV!!!

The asshole inside out? Wouldn't that mean she was blowing into it instead of sucking it?

Sounds like marriage material.

Happens to me all the time

'Chank' is a funny one! Useful word of the day :1orglaugh

a real man replied, "lets go"

You should've whipped out your dong right in the middle of the pub, bet she would've backed off.

Never heard the word chank before although I tend to avoid the fugly.

Sounds like a classy venue.

free blowjob and you declined offer, hm suspicious

Probably The best pick up líne I ever heard.

Wow, you turned down a free blowjob?

lol

How much duct tape did you use to tape your boobs down?