Clark Kent can not bust a nut in a human
 

Think about it he would blow her coochie the fuck up. They fuck up making him make love to ladies on smallville.

I'm glad you put some thought into that.

Maybe he has a small weiner and can only produce a droplet of cum

dont matter how small his penis is, when he lose control he would blow poor louis coochie the fuck up

Do you guys live in a cave? This was covered in Kevin Smith's 1995 movie "Mallrats."

Sadly, I couldn't find a youtube clip, but here's the script:

Guessing you watched Superman 2 the other night?

We discussed that, as well as this:

"When Superman turned back time to save Lois Lane, he did that for the whole planet. This means that people in their worst moments- watching family die, getting dumped, getting kicked in the nuts, losing their sanity, etc - had to go through this all over again because he's so selfish. In short, Superman is a dick."

Hey, look!

It's a sailboat!

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Are you bored?

hancock had the same problem
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Is your name Clark Kent?

Blow the bitches head off..

lolz! :1orglaugh

Clearly not a smallville fan then. Originally he can't have sex with women because of his lack of controlling his abilities. After his disappearing act for a few months he undertakes a lot of training at his dads fortress.

This leads him to be able to control his abilities and power to a far greater level thus allowing him to have sex.

I saw Mallrats too.......a few dozen times.

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yeah this little plot issue has been around for most of the superman tv shows i think it was addressed in lois and clark too

lana and clark did get to do the nasty until part of his powers were transfered to her

super virgin with x ray vision i was surprised they didn't have a scene were he had to clean up the damage (shattered wall/etc) to cover a late night "dream"

I am a fan of smallville for over 9 years I believe, back when the little black boy was on there, he is to young to learn control when haven sex, what did he do practice jacking off, hell naw. He can only fuck his own kind and maybe wonder woman and Hillary Rodham Clinton cause I hurd her coochie is made out of blue kryptonite

with all that said the poor guy wouldnt even be able to rub one out in his room cuz when he shot he would blow the roof off the house at veryleast put a few whole in the wall lol

Maybe he wears a slight kryptonite cock ring.

Superman pulls out. He has perfectly trained semen so there's no precum and when the time comes, he pulls out and geysers it somewhere else.