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halfpint 05-10-2010 05:54 AM

BP 'may stem oil leak with golf balls and tyres'
 
BP officials desperate to stem a huge oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico are considering stuffing the well with golf balls and tyres, it was revealed.

BP Chief Operating Officer Doug Suttles said the so-called "junk shot" of debris was one option after previous attempts to stem the flow failed.

A growing slick from the BP-leased rig is threatening an environmental disaster along US coasts.

Some 5,000 barrels (210,000 gallons) of oil a day are flowing into the sea.

Mr Suttles said it may be possible to stem the flow by blocking the well's failed blowout preventer.

"We have some pipe work on the blowout preventer, and if we can open certain valves on that we could inject basically just rubber and other type of material into [it] to plug it up, not much different to the way you might plug up a toilet," he said.

Admiral Thad Allen of the US Coast Guard said it could plug the main leak.

"They're going to take a bunch of debris, shredded up tyres, golf balls and things like that, and under very high pressure shoot it into the preventer itself and see if they can clog it up and stop the leak," he told CBS television.

However, experts have warned that any further damage to the blowout preventer - a huge valve system meant to turn the oil off - could see it shooting out at 12 times the current rate.

The full story here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8672181.stm

Well I Just hope it works and they can stop the oil

Barefootsies 05-10-2010 06:36 AM

Sounds like desperation at this point.

Caligari 05-10-2010 06:40 AM

hmmm i think taking the heads of BP and shoving their fat asses in the hole would be a better idea.

dropped9 05-10-2010 06:47 AM

that doesnt sound good... 12 times.... man

Jman 05-10-2010 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17125281)
hmmm i think taking the heads of BP and shoving their fat asses in the hole would be a better idea.

Some of these guys should get time behind bars for fucking up the ocean :mad:

halfpint 05-10-2010 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17125281)
hmmm i think taking the heads of BP and shoving their fat asses in the hole would be a better idea.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

_Richard_ 05-10-2010 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless (Post 17125307)
that doesnt sound good... 12 times.... man

no kidding eh? exactly what sort of emergency is this?

GatorB 05-10-2010 07:26 AM

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Jman 05-10-2010 07:29 AM

I sure hope it works and we don't read the next news headling stating, "Junk shot failed... tons of tire debris and golf balls now floating in the ocean"

CIVMatt 05-10-2010 07:29 AM

Good because that usually where my golfballs end up, in the water

directfiesta 05-10-2010 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 17125309)
Some of these guys should get time behind bars for fucking up the ocean :mad:

Naaah ... They will get a bonus tough ....

react 05-10-2010 08:16 AM

There's a lot of discussion as to whether the "current rate" of 5000/day is even accurate. Some peg it at 25000/day. So there's less downside risk to trying wacky stuff like this.

Jamming another BOP on top of the "failed" one is viable too. But again they're concerned about increasing the flow to try that.

scottybuzz 05-10-2010 10:45 AM

Those blaming BP, I heard from a very decent source who knows the oil industry that it's not BP's fault, but they are at the moment playing it perfectly as if it was, they have this scenario already and are doing the best they can. Anyway thats what I heard.

cwd 05-10-2010 10:53 AM

six days ago the spill could be seen from SPACE!!!

http://www.treehugger.com/nasa-oil-s...th-photo01.jpg


hate to imagine what it looks like from the same vantage point now...

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010...ulf-mexico.php

_Richard_ 05-10-2010 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 17125974)
Those blaming BP, I heard from a very decent source who knows the oil industry that it's not BP's fault, but they are at the moment playing it perfectly as if it was, they have this scenario already and are doing the best they can. Anyway thats what I heard.

how do you mean?

fatfoo 05-10-2010 11:01 AM

But, why golf balls and tires? Any junk will do it.

halfpint 05-10-2010 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 17125974)
Those blaming BP, I heard from a very decent source who knows the oil industry that it's not BP's fault, but they are at the moment playing it perfectly as if it was, they have this scenario already and are doing the best they can. Anyway thats what I heard.

Is it the people who built the rig ?

epitome 05-10-2010 05:20 PM

That this is all going on at close to a mile below the oceans surface...

I've been trying to fathom it but I cannot wrap my head around it. That is so far down.

Such a fucking nightmare.

Nikki_Licks 05-10-2010 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17125281)
hmmm i think taking the heads of BP and shoving their fat asses in the hole would be a better idea.

I love it! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nikki_Licks 05-10-2010 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 17127108)
That this is all going on at close to a mile below the oceans surface...

I've been trying to fathom it but I cannot wrap my head around it. That is so far down.

Such a fucking nightmare.

It's about the distance from the north rim of the Grand Canyon to the south rim...straight across and that is a long distance.

seeandsee 05-10-2010 05:27 PM

mother fuckers will ruin nature

dyna mo 05-10-2010 05:33 PM

they could stuff it full of tampons for all i care, just plug the fucking hole.


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