Have far can you shoot your cumshot, average shot.
 

Well? Just curious. I know men love when we get a good one. Not sure why we love it so much.

So, out of curiousity, how far does the average dude squirt?

On the average, not your record.

sittin in my office chair, i once managed to shoot on top of my head. was i proud...

i dunno, maybe 18 inches... it usually lands on the girl's face or down her throat, so it's hard to say...

Far enough to hit you in the face after you pull my cock out of your mouth. :helpme

why not have a contest at the players ball. line up a bunch of guys on stage, have some hot hoes suck them off till they squirt and measure the results.

:1orglaugh

these are not the things I sit around thinking about.

its funny that some do.

You've been fantasizing about this for a while now, havent you?

"why not have a contest at the players ball. line up a bunch of guys on stage, have some hot hoes suck them off till they squirt and measure the results."

Didn't we do that in New Orleans?

That event has been set aside for the sponsor area only. Good thing you will have a sponsor pass. :glugglug

count me in for that! i'm sure the JoinRightNow Crew will represent nicely... we can even supply our own girl to suck us off... :thumbsup

haha - sorry shakespeare , that is the question.

Then why the silly question Mr. Money? :1orglaugh

what's the world record?

"Then why the silly question Mr. Money??"

Just though I'd ask an intellectual question.

When im on Sust250 I can shoot a good 5 feet

"When im on Sust250 I can shoot a good 5 feet"

What's Sust250?

I was jerkin it one time.. and i hit myself in the eye.. it stung like a mother fucker..

I dont know how girls get facials can handle this stuff.. they need more respect.. :)

why the hell do you think i GOT me a sponser pass!

someone probally shot a load off a huge cliff somewhere and it went several miles.

I hit myself in the forehead one time, now I make sure to point it in a different direction. :)

sust250 is steroids.

18" is my average. I need to work on my technique. :glugglug

My friend can pee 22 ft. No lie. I can barely go 5 ft. It's the craziest shit I've ever seen. :glugglug

In my 39 years I have never been ask this question, nore has it ever been a topic of coversation between my buddies. Even stone colded wasted. Gzzzzz If you must know.... I used to be able so shoot a fly out of the air at forty paces. :thumbsup

As far as the contest.. lol D... we will have a few Perfection Girls in the sponsors area. You can ask them if ya want. haha

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Facials Create Criminals.

You know, I think this is the kid who made silly excuses to look at your pee-pee in the junior-high locker room.

well that sounds like a productive day at the office :winkwink:

Headaches and sexual overstimulation or sexual
disfunction if Deca durabolin is used as the sole anabolic supplement

rofl, one day you blow your load like a horse, the next you can't get it up

Crazy I once shot a load aiming at the girls face on the porn Vid I was watching and hit my ex in the face 2,000 miles away. Or a least she said I did while we were having phone sex.

who grabbed my ass

so you work out i assume? does this stuff actually work? or is it crap?

its hard to know because what are you gonna do just stand in ur living room and jizz on the floor. Most usually go in the bathroom and jizz against the shower wall. Id estimate my longest at 10 feet

teleporting sperm? i'd patent that shit

Well I stack with DECA so the shot is not as painful and also it helps the cut, I dont use allot of deca so I dont get Deca dick/balls

Sust, Deca is the best on the market for mass growth, in the muscle business always remember if you cannot buy it at GNC the stuff works, if the GNC bullshit would work you would see more built guys walking around.

The fact is a cycle of 8 weeks costs about 1600 bucks, in most cases people who say the stuff dont work had bnot tried and cannot afford 1600 bucks

Consult a doc :)

do you use both sust and deca in a cycle? anything else? some people i knew used to use dball or anadrol. plus anti estrogens

rofl...... i guess that's far enough!

btw... the younger u are the farther u shoot...

proven fact.... from my extensive practical experience:thumbsup

16 feet and still rising

Well in excess of 15 miles. When I release, there is a sonic boom that has shattered glass within a 300 yard radius. I've had to build a custom designed plate-steel tripod (I call it my "fourth leg") to support myself during orgasm. If I get off without using this device, it knocks me back about 10' if I'm standing, and if I'm laying down, will usually pitch me through the floor into the basement below. I once went right through a 2x8 floor joist without slowing down, causing the manufactured home I was ejaculating in to collapse into it's basement, and the semen shooting through the roof caused the home to collapse around me. After hiding my third body, I learned never to have sex with women, and instead must either masturbate into a kevlar vest, or outside in the tripod, making sure it is clear quite a way down range. The FAA has declared me a hazard to civilian aircraft, and I must file notice with them 3 hours before any planned masturbation.

Shot 30 feet from my chair out the window 3 stories, looks like bird shit outside..

:eek7

To the Moon Alice:BangBang:

About 10 feet..

.. when I'm hanging from the ceiling. :Graucho

men are offically weird.

I do stack them, dbol I pop here and there, and yes you have to take anti estro or you end up with bitch tits AKA gyno

die young,die strong :glugglug

there's an infamous tshirt saying it
die young,die strong,dianabol

Die Young Die Fat Pizza is more like it

one of my friends who used to wrestle in asia got bitch tits. do you have to take anti estrogens with stuff like deca? i always thought things like deca or primobolin couldn't cause gyno.

I once came over my own face. That was a bit too far, for my liking.