Does Sheryl Crow Really Wipe Her Ass With One Sheet Of Toilet Paper?
 

I remember she wanted to save the environment by wiping her ass with one sheet of toilet paper and got offended cause Dick Cheney didn't want her to touch him at some event (can't blame the evil cocksucker for this one thing :1orglaugh). Anyway, I don't know the whole story but can't imagine her getting a lot of oral sex after this statement if it was true LOL :1orglaugh

thats pretty funny.

Maybe she has a bidet?

Maybe she uses the wet wipes

I volunteer to get down and publicly lick her front-to-back to disprove that statement.

Before you commit just make sure you're not getting her mixed up with Fiona Apple or someone who knows about toilet paper! :thumbsup:1orglaugh

you only need one wet wipe

Yeah I remember that too. She said some crazy shit like everyone should only use three pieces of toilet paper.

I'd be fucked. I'm an over-user. I admit it.

Yeah, I like to get really in there myself. I mean I even stuff a plug in there if I don't think I wiped enough! That's how meticulous I am! :1orglaugh

I think she needs that "BIG OLE BRUSH MACHINE THAT COMES DOWN HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD!~"

that's what I was thinking too, who builds a celebrity mansion or multi million dollar condo without putting a bidet in it?

she uses 1 sheet and 4 four fingers. Her fingers probably clean up most of her shit. Then all she has to do is wash her hands.

Just doing your part for the environment :winkwink:

I could never pull that off.

I can go through only one baby wipe though.

Just the thought of using one sheet makes me nauseous. Then again, I like habaneros and beer.

Well thats not really saving the environment then. Water is a harder resource to replace than trees (which are farmed) and most toilet paper is recycled (I think).

But then instead of wasting paper, she would be wasting water soiled with soap and more ?

can you spare a square?

Hey, just purely for research purposes, how many squares of paper do YOU use? :Graucho

Bidets will save the world...

No skidmarks there.

that's cause she ain't got her shit off yet. Wait until she introduces you to the hersey highway! LOL

Yes, but keep in mind that she doesn't eat a whole lot and like most hot women has never defecated in her life. Only nasty people do "number two" :pimp

So one sheet is more than enough for her.

Every smear is a windy turd.. wipe a little bit faster..

Now, I'm convinced she is the nastiest 'HELEN OF TROY THAT EVER LIVED' What in God's name did the real Helen do? :1orglaugh, but I'm serious!

I bet her butterhole tasts like milk duds.


:D

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Well, you let me know!

If she even has the class to let you get that close! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Use this thread in your proposal. I can use the traffic!

She's very into conservation/doing with less .... that's why she was fucking a guy with just one nut.


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That's because that was the photoshopped version. I found the original:

http://i43.tinypic.com/15g5gt0.jpg

Who would go down on that?!
I'm disgusted!

She could use my tongue as her toilet paper any day! Yumm.

That is so disgusting!
I would shove my tongue up Megan Fox's ass and eat the peanuts and corn niblets and what not?, but this is no Megan Fox!

I've actually been that close to her already. Well, not THAT close, but close like face to face close. Very interesting story actually. I've already posted it long ago in an old thread but maybe one day I'll take the time and retype it all out again.

Anyway the day I ran into her she smelled as fresh as a daisy. I stand by my earlier comments. :D

Why doesn't she just install this on her toilet then

http://www.trendir.com/archives/gebe...t-balena-5.jpg

She must be lying then :1orglaugh\
I'll bet she's using that environmentally harzardous clean my cunt bullshit! :thumbsup:1orglaugh

AND PROBABLY AND EXTRA DOSAGE SINCE THE NEWS LEAKED OUT LOL!

Now now let's not be crude. This isn't a Megan Fox thread. :D

:1orglaugh I have to respect her a little. Here she is with Eric Clapton



I hope he brought the ass wipe LOL!@

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I just want her to wipe her ass friskly. I don't think that's asking too much.

I would go down on NO DOUBT, but don't tell me you don't wipe while I'm macking LOL!:1orglaugh