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RaiderCash_Dominik 04-30-2010 03:44 PM

Anyone here ever hired FatFoo to do some creative writing?
 
I think this guy is good.

Loch 04-30-2010 04:03 PM

You think he is good?

Based on what? i hope not his posts in here....

L-Pink 04-30-2010 04:06 PM

Good means good but bad can also mean good.

(incase fatfoo doesn't show up)

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ThumbLord 04-30-2010 04:13 PM

interesting, good means good but bad can also mean good, thanks L-Pink!

TheDA 04-30-2010 04:21 PM

I've never hired fatfoo before and based on the posts here and the samples he's posted, there is no way I would either.

Jdoughs 04-30-2010 04:24 PM

I have hired him on a couple occasions, for blog posts for feeder sites, or filler for bigger sites.

The work is better then 80% of the programs rss feeds, and it's at least unique. Basically as I've said before, it beats the shit out of a duplicate or supposed "morphed" rss feed.

Morph 2 bucks into a 200 word unique post for me, what's to complain about.

If anyone wants to do better quality text for that cheap, send them over.

L-Pink 04-30-2010 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThumbLord (Post 17091620)
interesting, good means good but bad can also mean good, thanks L-Pink!

not a fatfoo speak fan huh?


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Agent 488 04-30-2010 04:34 PM

why not for some feeder blog posts.

IllTestYourGirls 04-30-2010 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17091712)
why not for some feeder blog posts.

He is cheap enough. If I needed them I would.

alias 04-30-2010 04:51 PM

I would hire or recommend fatfoo.

fatfoo 04-30-2010 04:53 PM

Thank you, Jdoughs and alias. Anyone who wants to buy writing from me can message me on icq at 396815963.

alias 04-30-2010 04:56 PM

No problem man. If people can't take the raw volume of text you post at face value, let them go elsewhere.

Someone who can generate as much text as you is an asset.

1BB 04-30-2010 05:06 PM

i do, for some easy stuff, and no problems :)

Jdoughs 04-30-2010 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 17091772)
No problem man. If people can't take the raw volume of text you post at face value, let them go elsewhere.

Someone who can generate as much text as you is an asset.

Agreed, you send Fatfoo an order and you won't believe how fast it gets back to you.

I know the last 2 orders of 100 posts plus were delivered in 2-3 days max from order.

J. Falcon 04-30-2010 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 17091824)
Agreed, you send Fatfoo an order and you won't believe how fast it gets back to you.

I know the last 2 orders of 100 posts plus were delivered in 2-3 days max from order.

He'll get it back to you fast and it'll be unique, but the writing will be complete and utter garbage. I've seen his samples, I've read his posts here, and I've read some stuff he has written for some of my own clients. Yeah he is just trying to make a living, etc, but you should only hire him if you are on a really tight budget and aren't concerned for quality. If low quality writing will cripple your project, look elsewhere.

plsureking 04-30-2010 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 17092008)
He'll get it back to you fast and it'll be unique, but the writing will be complete and utter garbage. I've seen his samples, I've read his posts here, and I've read some stuff he has written for some of my own clients. Yeah he is just trying to make a living, etc, but you should only hire him if you are on a really tight budget and aren't concerned for quality. If low quality writing will cripple your project, look elsewhere.

actually i was pretty much convinced he uses an auto generator for posts - at least here on gfy. i pay a good chunk every month to have my blog texts auto generated. no one reads it but search engines. real visitors avoid blogs.

Agent 488 04-30-2010 10:15 PM

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Mutt 05-01-2010 12:06 AM

writing is an interesting thing. some people will write with a pencil and other people with a pen. strange how these things are done. i have done some writing but never on an empty stomach. writing takes lots of practice.

Jdoughs 05-01-2010 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 17092625)
writing is an interesting thing. some people will write with a pencil and other people with a pen. strange how these things are done. i have done some writing but never on an empty stomach. writing takes lots of practice.

He sits down at his chair, at his desk in the house he lives in now. His long fingers on his hands, are tired from a long day of being very sleepy. With no delight, he picks up the pen with his fingers and begins to write. He writes real hard, with his fingers, and makes a story.

After awhile it seems that he is not so much tired anymore. It seems that he can write all day with his fingers, on his hands. He has big knuckles on his fingers, on his hands, and they help him write like he did not write before, on his desk, in this house.

CYF 05-01-2010 12:31 AM

I would hire fatfoo :2 cents:

Matthew 05-01-2010 01:14 AM

here's an actual blog post created by none other than fatfoo :upsidedow

CFNM galleries show a guy standing next to two women. One of women is a brunette and she is wearing a white sweater on her body. She is also wearing a short white skirt around her ass and hips. She is holding a whip in her hands. The other woman is a brunette and she is wearing a black dress and a short black skirt. She is also wearing sexy tight see-through stockings on her sexy long slender legs. She is holding some metal tools in her hands. The CFNM party shows the women clasping the guy?s nipples with some metal clasps and chains.

They pull of his pants and stare at his erect cock in amazement. In this extreme CFNM hardcore action, they guy lies down on his back on a black bench and they tie him up with thick brown rope with his hands on his groin. The forced CFNM features the women hitting the guy with whips and they even hang up the guy on the ceiling upside down.

DamianJ 05-01-2010 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plsureking (Post 17092052)
real visitors avoid blogs.

lollington lol

LoveSandra 05-01-2010 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 17091755)
I would hire or recommend fatfoo.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LeRoy 05-01-2010 08:27 AM

I've spoken with Fat Foo thru email.

Haven't ordered the posts yet but hopefully soon.

J. Falcon 05-01-2010 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthew (Post 17092698)
here's an actual blog post created by none other than fatfoo :upsidedow

CFNM galleries show a guy standing next to two women. One of women is a brunette and she is wearing a white sweater on her body. She is also wearing a short white skirt around her ass and hips. She is holding a whip in her hands. The other woman is a brunette and she is wearing a black dress and a short black skirt. She is also wearing sexy tight see-through stockings on her sexy long slender legs. She is holding some metal tools in her hands. The CFNM party shows the women clasping the guy?s nipples with some metal clasps and chains.

They pull of his pants and stare at his erect cock in amazement. In this extreme CFNM hardcore action, they guy lies down on his back on a black bench and they tie him up with thick brown rope with his hands on his groin. The forced CFNM features the women hitting the guy with whips and they even hang up the guy on the ceiling upside down.


Exactly, it's crap.

CaptainHowdy 05-01-2010 08:38 AM

If you need "volume" go for fatfoo, ACW delivers inspiring quality...

xp-ViT 05-01-2010 08:45 AM

I never hired him (but friend of mine did) and there is no any reason for me to hire him, his writings are shit! He doesn't know anything about SE optimization. His writings are just bunch of words and that's it!
Peace

Sly 05-01-2010 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 17092008)
He'll get it back to you fast and it'll be unique, but the writing will be complete and utter garbage. I've seen his samples, I've read his posts here, and I've read some stuff he has written for some of my own clients. Yeah he is just trying to make a living, etc, but you should only hire him if you are on a really tight budget and aren't concerned for quality. If low quality writing will cripple your project, look elsewhere.

Take this for what you will: your constant bashing of fatfoo (a competitor, whether you consider him one or not) makes you look quite petty and insecure.

Agent 488 05-01-2010 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 17093395)
Take this for what you will: your constant bashing of fatfoo (a competitor, whether you consider him one or not) makes you look quite petty and insecure.

yes i told him he seems very threatened by the competition.

use the threat of a new upstart make you better not petty.

Agent 488 05-01-2010 08:51 AM

i kind of like the idea of surfers coming across hundreds or porn blogs with fatfoo posts and wondering wtf?

bloggerz 05-01-2010 08:53 AM

i have hired fatfoo for a some blog posting and for the price he charges it's good enough.. and he delivers them fast! :2 cents:

fatfoo 05-01-2010 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 17093327)
I've spoken with Fat Foo thru email.

Haven't ordered the posts yet but hopefully soon.

Thank you, LeRoy. :thumbsup

Chosen 05-01-2010 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17091602)
Good means good but bad can also mean good.

(incase fatfoo doesn't show up)

.

:1orglaugh

Anyway best of luck to fatfoo :thumbsup

J. Falcon 05-01-2010 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 17093395)
Take this for what you will: your constant bashing of fatfoo (a competitor, whether you consider him one or not) makes you look quite petty and insecure.

Believe me when I say Fatfoo does not take any clients away from me. People that recur to his "services" are on a tight budget and aren't too concerned about quality. It's basically apples and oranges.

J. Falcon 05-01-2010 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 17093395)
Take this for what you will: your constant bashing of fatfoo (a competitor, whether you consider him one or not) makes you look quite petty and insecure.


Also, if it were any other writer on GFY I wouldn't post this. But Fatfoo makes it a point to be annoying and obnoxious, so I don't feel sorry for him.

LeRoy 05-01-2010 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 17093579)
Believe me when I say Fatfoo does not take any clients away from me. People that recur to his "services" are on a tight budget and aren't too concerned about quality. It's basically apples and oranges.

Ding ding we have a winner.

J. Falcon 05-01-2010 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17093400)
yes i told him he seems very threatened by the competition.

use the threat of a new upstart make you better not petty.


The other time you "told me this" it was also concerning Fatfoo, so I don't see how you can possibly think I feel "threatened by the competition" (unless Fatfoo is my only competitor). I don't make statements about other writers or writing companies. If you are cheap enough to hire someone who can barely string a coherent sentence together and makes it a point to post the most ridiculous, nonsensical bullshit on GFY, then you are getting what you pay for. Simple as that.

papill0n 05-01-2010 02:16 PM

fatfoo's only competition is seeandsee

Agent 488 05-01-2010 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 17093596)
The other time you "told me this" it was also concerning Fatfoo, so I don't see how you can possibly think I feel "threatened by the competition" (unless Fatfoo is my only competitor). I don't make statements about other writers or writing companies. If you are cheap enough to hire someone who can barely string a coherent sentence together and makes it a point to post the most ridiculous, nonsensical bullshit on GFY, then you are getting what you pay for. Simple as that.

maybe you could hire him?

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Sun-tzu. Chinese general & military strategist (~400 BC).

babymaker 05-01-2010 02:22 PM

Fatfoo is nice guy and reliable been chatting with him o icq and doing some biz :)

J. Falcon 05-01-2010 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17094256)
maybe you could hire him?

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Sun-tzu. Chinese general & military strategist (~400 BC).

Hire him for what? I wouldn't let him carry my banner for free much less write for me.

Agent 488 05-01-2010 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 17094265)
Hire him for what?

adult copy writing. your company.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-01-2010 02:36 PM

Straight up J. Falcon, no matter how much of a putz Fatfoo comes across as, and even if my worst spinner shits out content more legible, the constant bashing of your competition in the manner you do it, does not reflect well on you. As many times as you say you're not threatened, your constant "hire me for quality, ignore this guy and his shit" posts say otherwise. Just as easy to look the other way if you're not threatened, but you continuously choose otherwise.

If someone needs readable text, be it reviews or sales copy, something to that effect. Sure go with a quality writer, but when it comes to blog posts, WHO THE FUCK CARES? No one fucking reads blogs, the text is just spider food. Hit the requested keywords and densities, and make it unique, good enough. This is porn, no one is going for a damn literary award.

Klen 05-01-2010 02:47 PM

Jfalcon and fatfoo doing good job....

TisMe 05-01-2010 03:54 PM

I've hired FatFoo, he delivered good work on time.

J. Falcon 05-01-2010 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17094291)
Straight up J. Falcon, no matter how much of a putz Fatfoo comes across as, and even if my worst spinner shits out content more legible, the constant bashing of your competition in the manner you do it, does not reflect well on you.

Please point out to me what other competitors I've bashed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17094291)
This is porn, no one is going for a damn literary award.

Even in porn, there are clients who demand quality and are willing to pay for it. Otherwise I would be out of business.


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