Words you can't use in SMS -- help me complete the chart!

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  • Quentin
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 1280
    #1

    Words you can't use in SMS -- help me complete the chart!

    I was looking at the guidelines for an SMS service provider, and along with the general guidance on the sort of things you can't include in your messages, there's a chart with specific examples... but for some reason, the chart has two blank spaces.

    Maybe it's just my OCD talking, but this strikes me as a travesty, a situation that simply cannot be allowed to stand. Please help me remedy it by posting your suggestions for words/terms to put into those two empty spaces.

    You can either go with my approach, and limit your answers to things that come after the word "wop," alphabetically, or ignore the alphabetical aspect entirely and suggest anything that comes to mind.

    The "winner" is whichever post amuses me the most. The prize is... um... my momentary admiration?
    Q. Boyer
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    • BV
      wtf
      • Sep 2001
      • 10914
      #2
      XXX
      zipperhead

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        • TheDoc
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2001
          • 13827
          #3
          Vag
          Load
          Goo
          Ho
          Whore
          Slut
          Dick

          And every niche...
          ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825
          It's all disambiguation

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            • Quentin
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2002
              • 1280
              #4
              Originally posted by BV
              XXX
              zipperhead
              The latter of the two is already "Clint Eastwood Approved" -- so that's extra credit, right there.

              Vag
              Load
              Goo
              Ho
              Whore
              Slut
              Dick
              There's something very poetic about this list... also, I can't quite put my finger on it, but if I imagine it being read by Bill Curtis, it just feels significant.
              Q. Boyer

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                • seeandsee
                  Check SIG!
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 50945
                  #5
                  is this for real?
                  BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year

                  Contact here

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                    • TheDoc
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 13827
                      #6
                      Originally posted by seeandsee
                      is this for real?
                      Very much... the word ban list with sms is rather extreme.
                      ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825
                      It's all disambiguation

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                        • TheDoc
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 13827
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Quentin
                          The latter of the two is already "Clint Eastwood Approved" -- so that's extra credit, right there.



                          There's something very poetic about this list... also, I can't quite put my finger on it, but if I imagine it being read by Bill Curtis, it just feels significant.
                          Yeah... Bill Curtis here, I love it, I love it!!! Baby this is from queens ny, the heart it's the Vag, Load, Goo, Ho, Whore, Slut, and Dick it's simply that slick that they forget the prick!

                          The list also doesn't have have boob or tit or fun boob names like mammors..
                          Last edited by TheDoc; 04-30-2010, 03:34 PM.
                          ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825
                          It's all disambiguation

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                            • alias
                              aliasx
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 19010
                              #8
                              cumdumpster abbo
                              https://porncorporation.com

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                                • Jakke PNG
                                  ex-TeenGodFather
                                  • Nov 2001
                                  • 20306
                                  #9
                                  Wut? This isn't april fools, that was a month ago. You can't use certain words on SMS's?
                                  ..and I'm off.

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                                    • LoveSandra
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Aug 2008
                                      • 10551
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by TheDoc
                                      Vag
                                      Load
                                      Goo
                                      Ho
                                      Whore
                                      Slut
                                      Dick

                                      And every niche...

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                                        • Cyber Fucker
                                          Hmm
                                          • Sep 2005
                                          • 12642
                                          #11
                                          I can use any words I like in SMSes...

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                                            • ottopottomouse
                                              She is ugly, bad luck.
                                              • Jan 2010
                                              • 13177
                                              #12
                                              Bit of an Americanised list, wanker isn't on there.

                                              I type whatever I feel like in SMS messages.
                                              Everything is fine until you send a message to your brother calling him a cunt for messing your day up but accidentally send it to his wife instead of him
                                              ↑ see post ↑
                                              13101

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