So now Tito was lying about the Oxy?
 

make up your minds LOL

http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/28/jenna-...olence-arrest/

Jenna Jameson claims she can prove Tito Ortiz wasn't telling the truth when he accused her of being high on OxyContin during their altercation Monday morning -- because we've learned Jenna passed a drug test one day after the incident.

TMZ has learned former UFC champ Tito Ortiz and baby mama/former porn star Jenna Jameson are withdrawing allegations that led to Tito's felony domestic violence arrest earlier this week.

Jenna, who accused Tito of injuring her during an argument, now tells TMZ, "What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in." Translation -- he didn't hurt me.

LOL

Supposedly he found some old shit in her jeans. She's clean and he didn't hit her.

they're both a couple fruit loops.

drugs would of explained a lot now i'm just left wondering wtf.

its that *other* "drug" that dont get bad name..."alcohol" :1orglaugh

they dont test for that in mma lolz

Oh jeez... I can't believe they are retracting it.

i'd imagine there's a lot of liquor flowing in that house but i saw jj on tmz video from the day after or so and she was totally loopy.

I can't believe any of this. They wanted to top Jesse James and Sandra Bullock, its promo for a reality show. Or probably not, and they're just fucked in the head.

the thing is, people like her, and Ana Nicole Smith, they have so much surgery, they pretty much constantly on prescription pain killers. From breast jobs to face cuts, she cant get in trouble for taking what the doctor tells her to, its just the illegal shit.

Id put crisp 100s that shes got script for shit as good as oxy and cops cant say anything so thats why shes always so fucked up looking :1orglaugh

even Ana Nicole was constantly drugged up and mostly legal. Mix a little alcohol with Dr's Pain meds and its gonna be fun day/night.

why would jenna go to vegas to get drug tested?

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/04/27/0...n-tmz-ex-2.jpg

great pic of jenna tmz! :Oh crap

the craziest part is they came out swingin! she gets him thrown in jail, he says she's a dope fiend and made it up, she then says he's a lying wife beater! all on tele-

now that's how you do it!

Note how this is worded:

they only look for 10 drugs

All they clarify is two things, shes not on opiates, or "controlled substances"

That leaves out a million thigns she could be on LOL add alchol and ziiiiiiing.

OOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOooooOOOO

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

When it comes to public relations, there's professional PR, there's well-advised damage control, there's amateurish "spin" and there's.... what Tito and Jenna have done here.

If these two have publicists, those publicists are out there right now, somewhere, beating their heads against a desk and drowning their sorrows in chai tea or a vodka/red bull, depending on where they are in their partying/rehab/pretense of sobriety cycle.

oh and if they REALLY WANTED to test her, it wouldnt be urine, it would be BLOOD TEST.

Blood test her and i bet you find more. LOL

a piss test? really? LOLz

Dear Jenna & Tito

Pills and alcohol don't mix. I'll just take those off your hands for you, there we go, thx.

Now off to therapy, the both of you. Scoot.

Your friend,

CD.

:thumbsup

but wait, jenna's supposed to be a genius entrepreneur.??..:Oh crap

It's a 50/50 guess who to believe ... A stripper porn chick about drugs or a steroid boy about assault.


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someone please take away the kids from them - thanks

Because her dad lives there and is very well tied in with law enforcement community there.

"MZ has learned former UFC champ Tito Ortiz and baby mama/former porn star Jenna Jameson are withdrawing allegations that led to Tito's felony domestic violence arrest earlier this week.

Jenna, who accused Tito of injuring her during an argument, now tells TMZ, "What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in." Translation -- he didn't hurt me.

As for Tito, we're told he's now backing off what he strongly insinuated ... that Jenna is an OxyContin addict. We're told Tito's position now is that he found two OxyContin pills in a pair of her pants pocket and may have jumped to conclusions. Jenna says the pills were very old. And, as we first reported, Jenna tested negative for drugs this week.

Tito's lawyer, Chip Matthews, tells TMZ the whole thing was "a big misunderstanding."

One more thing ... Sources say Tito stands to lose $15 million if he's prosecuted for domestic violence -- the money accounts for his UFC contract as well as other businesses."

*Jenna walks in* "Here for a urine test apptmt...actually I brought along a cup of my urine I collected on the way here, would that work?"
"Ah, great...we'll just use that then and you can be on your way."

:2 cents:

Yes -- just ask her ghost writer. ;-)

You can beat any piss test... just pound water the night before and morning of, pee twice the morning of and you're good to go... it's just like rain water at that point...

That's how the entire military does it.... Midnight drinking games with water anyone?

You forgot to put "proud" in front of dad. :winkwink:


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yes, anyone who knows anything about piss tests, you can easily drink too much water to the point urine is diluted so much it cannot produce a positive for anything.

common, and is a reason why some employees where they are drug tested are told NOT to drink too much water. They want you pee yellow not pure clear. Its so they can find the substances in it, but if you dilute urine with too much water it cant be tested. You also piss a bunch and yes, theres nothing in there.

Lets see 15 mil contract or fake a piss test

I got cousins pass piss tests every 6 months for contractor jobs and they smoke an ounce a week of pot LOL

That's how we rolled in the military. Never a problem.

what a fucking mess...who really know what happend but the two of them that were there

Just remember if you are watering down your piss, take your vitamins ;)

hehe always take your B vitamins kids

WOW!! this really blows for Tito. Either way he is fucked! Even if he keeps the money, he still has kids with Jenna. Who is well known for being nuts.


This will happen again. I promise you that!!!




I bet the district attorney doesn't let this go. The only way i see this getting dropped by the DA is if Jenna admits that she was on drugs and over reacted. This "we made a mistake and this is a big misunderstanding" shit will not fly with the court system.


We will see...

well, it's kinda like balloon boy, eh, you can't just call 911 and make shit up to get the system to chase people down for your own personal reasons.

These people are so full of themselves jeeeeeeez!!

tmz rocks :D poor jenna

Yup. The justice system is gonna get someone and make an example out of the,. May it be Tito for beating Jenna or be it Jenna for lying to the cops and using the legal system to beat on her boyfriend. Somebody is going down. Mark my words!!!

I wish these two would have children together.

I want to be her pee test.

They're both a train wreck, she used to be hot but has had so much plastic surgery, now she looks like skelator. They should both get some counseling or somethin


Jack

the old " i drug tested myself and came back clean" excuse. works everytime, kinda.

Whatever happened to FeltchXXX?

I'd LOVE to find some old shit of hers in her Jeans... :2 cents: