Top Ten signs your grandparents are sexually active
 

10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom
floor.

9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in
the same glass.

8. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains
loudly of "denture-burn."

7. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but
also joints.

6. Granny found cuffed to her walker.

5. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip
cookies.

4. Your "Grandma" is Anna Nicole Smith.

3. You've just seen the photos in the "Beaver
Hunt" section of Hustler.

2. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch
and claps twice.

And the Number One Sign Your Grandparents Are
Still Sexually Active...

1. Kraft-matic Adjustable Bed set for "doggy
style."

Dirty!

DH

letterman?

That's just plain wrong.

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