What are the spam rules?
 

Hey Eric,

I have 10 new products I would like to spam every day and I was just wondering what the best way to go about this is?

Here's what I can provide:

1) A small posse of regular posters who can stimulate real GFY like actions in my threads and create their own, some even have a witty sense of humor!
2) Turnkey cut and paste rapid posting techniques with HILARIOUS photos, use of the emotion icons and my very valued opinion.
3) State of the art thread monitoring with near instant BAN request threads for anyone breaking the rules people are SUPPOSED to be following. This service includes option 2, CHEAP DEAL!

Please let me know, thank you sir. :pimp

In all seriousness, I think the spam rules are the same as a BASHING PEOPLE rules.

Ya know, have any 6 threads in play on the same day from different people bashing you, your production and your business. That seems only fair.

Last week there were what? Four different 'Barefootsies' threads? I should be at least have 4 different threads going in the same forum right?

Has it ever occurred to you that all these people are complaining because EVERYBODY is fed up to their fucking gills with your non-stop spam nonsense threads?

Maybe it would have been okay if you actually had a decent product to offer, but every "DEAL" you post is just some fucking piece of shit snake oil bullshit that only a mentally ill idiot could come up with.

Here's a hint for you: if you have to bump your shitty offer threads 20 times per day - no one is interested.

Hi Kirby, have you seen the deals that barefootsies is offering?

Looks pretty good!

I was actually going to write out some solid reply to your remarks until I saw this.

This is an industry board for people actually in this business.

You may go now.

just do it

And what makes you think YOU are in the "business"?

Because you have 40,000 totally useless self-bump, see-sig posts spamming God only knows what? If you were in the industry, you wouldn't have to rely on earning your meager keep by spamming every webmaster board on the internet 24/7 with some bullshit "deals" and "offers".

Face it, you are a broke motherfucker bringing nothing of value to the table. The only reason you are still making some change is because of stupid people and newbies falling for your "SUPER SPECIAL ONE-TIME GREAT OFFER DEAL"

Let me count the ways sire.

1. I have been full time, career wise, in the adult online industry for many years now.
2. I have shot 100+ models, and 1300+ scenes while in adult. Which obviously costs money.
3. I have developed, and sold, many sites over the years. Posting up screen shots of sales.
4. I obviously push sales to get better pricing then you on scripts, content, design, etc.

...and YOUR accomplishments would be what?

I made a post awhile ago about people ceaselessly spamming their stuff over and over - mostly asshats who post dozens of refcodes in their posts - and the majority of replies stated that the spam didn't bother them.

So I shut up about it.

For the record, when I made the post I didn't even take Barefootsies "spam" into consideration. His posts don't bother me at all, and I actually enjoy how easily he can piss some people off.

Funny stuff.

spam away

You are not the only one.

It's funny how a picture of Val Kilmer, :2 cents:, or sig drive some literally insane.

When people get banned anymore, I have actually had people hit me up requesting me to post that huckleberried image. Just because it drives people nuts and gets mad views.

In 1984 my band was playing at The Caboose rock club in Daytona Beach for spring break. Around 1 a.m. a tattooed stripper with big tits (hey you know me) came into the club and started sending up shots of Jack Daniels to the stage for me.

When I finished that last set, we started talking and she had an eight ball of really good coke.

So we drank a ton more of jack and snorted the coke and went upstairs (the band rooms were above the club)

I started feeling really flushed and nauseous from all the straight hot Jack Daniels. But I didn't want to look like a pussy so I started fucking this whore. After a few minutes it was obvious that I couldn't do much...BUT my cock was still hard.

So she rolled me over and climbed on top and fucked me while I puked into a garbage can beside the bed!

And she rode me until she came! I'm puking the whole time.

And that is one of the things that I have accomplished.

You are the single biggest pussy here. Period. Believe it.

One minute you are complaining that people are bashing you and the next you are back antagonizing everyone and loving the fact you are winding people up.

You cant have it both ways donkey but regardless carry on with your pathetic shit I am sure you will get a buyer one day :1orglaugh

Go get fired, then prove how "big time" you are trolling a message board. Oops....

:pimp