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theking 04-22-2010 02:38 AM

Me and my dog
 
...caught three trout today. One fell off the hook onto the ground and was about to flop back into the water when my dog caught it. He later enjoyed it as I fed it to him for dinner.

John-ACWM 04-22-2010 04:00 AM

Good thing he eats fish, dogs are kinda pretentious.

garce 04-22-2010 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by John-ACWM (Post 17062772)
Good thing he eats fish, dogs are kinda pretentious.

Seriously, do you have any idea of how asinine that sounds? Dogs are incapable of pretentiousness. Loyal, territorial, protective, loving, and shitloads of fun, maybe?

You, on the other hand...

J. Falcon 04-22-2010 11:33 AM

That0s beautiful. You should have taken some pics.

TrainWreckContent 04-22-2010 11:45 AM

sounds like good times...enjoy them man my dog just died 2 days ago after 8 years. I know thats not a real long time but he was still part of the family

SEO Expert 04-22-2010 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by garce (Post 17063891)
Seriously, do you have any idea of how asinine that sounds?

this whole thread is asinine

theking 04-22-2010 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by riggo (Post 17063933)
sounds like good times...enjoy them man my dog just died 2 days ago after 8 years. I know thats not a real long time but he was still part of the family

I know...I offered my sympathies...as I had to put down one of my two dogs a few months ago. I still miss her...very much and have the feeling that I always will. BTW she was about 8 years also...but developed terminal cancer. I always took the two dogs with me fishing...and hiking/camping in the wilderness...and they loved it. I took her out one last time to one of her favorite spots and shot her in the head. I buried her...covered her with lime and put lime on top of the grave...to keep the animals from getting to her. I occasionally go to her grave to make sure it is still sound.

Daddy Big Nuts 04-22-2010 11:55 AM

I was a little scared to click on this thread I admit. Bunch of sick people on here....

KILL_FRENZY 04-22-2010 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by theking (Post 17063966)
I know...I offered my sympathies...as I had to put down one of my two dogs a few months ago. I still miss her...very much and have the feeling that I always will. BTW she was about 8 years also...but developed terminal cancer. I always took the two dogs with me fishing...and hiking/camping in the wilderness...and they loved it. I took her out one last time to one of her favorite spots and shot her in the head. I buried her...covered her with lime and put lime on top of the grave...to keep the animals from getting to her. I occasionally go to her grave to make sure it is still sound.

Shit. I don't think I could have shot my pup in the head. Better thank a slow painful death, certainly but I'd still go for an injection :2 cents: Musta been hard on you man, my sympathies.

WarChild 04-22-2010 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by KILL_FRENZY (Post 17064011)
Shit. I don't think I could have shot my pup in the head. Better thank a slow painful death, certainly but I'd still go for an injection :2 cents: Musta been hard on you man, my sympathies.

Perhaps you're new and don't know this but you're talking to Pathfinder and he is a pathological liar. It's almost 99% certain this is all made up anyways. I wouldn't bother sharing any real emotion with him. :2 cents:

L-Pink 04-22-2010 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by theking (Post 17063966)
I know...I offered my sympathies...as I had to put down one of my two dogs a few months ago. I still miss her...very much and have the feeling that I always will. BTW she was about 8 years also...but developed terminal cancer. I always took the two dogs with me fishing...and hiking/camping in the wilderness...and they loved it. I took her out one last time to one of her favorite spots and shot her in the head. I buried her...covered her with lime and put lime on top of the grave...to keep the animals from getting to her. I occasionally go to her grave to make sure it is still sound.

You fucking idiot. This wasn't a dog that was just hit by a car or something. It was sick. Next time get the same guy that gives the terminal cancer illness diagnosis to either give you a shot for the dog or pay him to make a fucking house call and do it.

Shot your fucking dog. Please, please call me when you get the same diagnosis.

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L-Pink 04-22-2010 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17064043)
You fucking idiot. This wasn't a dog that was just hit by a car or something. It was sick. Next time get the same guy that gives the terminal cancer illness diagnosis to either give you a shot for the dog or pay him to make a fucking house call and do it.

Shot your fucking dog. Please, please call me when you get the same diagnosis.

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Disregard the above post ....... I'll bet you're faking his death too.


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WarChild 04-22-2010 12:28 PM

Here's my Criminal Minds profile of Pathfinder:

Pathfinder is most probably institutionalised. This is evidenced by his need to share what he considers to be exciting events but would otherwise be normal daily activities for a well balanced individual. Because he doesn't actually have these experiences he glamourizes them from his own imagination. This is why there's always something off in every event. Shot his dog, found his "father" dead on the Internet, etc, etc.

Pathfinder has most probably had a long life of rejection and social akwardness. He may have at one time had a minor duty in the millitary but was probably discharged for mental health and or behavioral problems. He is most probably white, mid 40's, from a poor economic background and uneducated. He feels terribly isolated from the World and will try desperately to fit in.

Unfortunately at some point he discovered GFY and hoped that perhaps the posters here might see him for what he considers to be his "true self" as opposed to the misfit he really is. Naturally his inability to blend in and follow social contracts quickly isolated him even amongst the other socially akward posters at GFY. His inability to be introspective in any way, shape or form has made him convince himself that due to circumstances outside of his control he just got a bad rep here, something he could change by simply pretending to be somebody else.

It's very sad he spends time on this board trying to live some sort of normal life, or rather convince others he lives a normal life. His time would be much better spent seeking help.

L-Pink 04-22-2010 07:28 PM

bump, you dick


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