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directfiesta 04-20-2010 04:01 PM

Women to blame for earthquakes, says Iran cleric
 
After Rush blaming the volcano on the passing of Healthcre, now we got this masterpiece:

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Women to blame for earthquakes, says Iran cleric

Women behaving promiscuously are causing the earth to shake, according to cleric, as Ahmadinejad predicts Tehran quake

A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.



Iran is one of the world's most earthquake-prone countries, and the cleric's unusual explanation for why the earth shakes follows a prediction by the president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, that a quake is certain to hit Tehran and that many of its 12 million inhabitants should relocate.

Example of earthquake woman : :1orglaugh
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...woman--001.jpg

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Women in the Islamic Republic are required by law to cover from head to toe, but many, especially the young, ignore some of the more strict codes and wear tight coats and scarves pulled back that show much of the hair. "What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble?" Sedighi asked during a prayer sermon last week. "There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes." Seismologists have warned for at least two decades that it is likely the sprawling capital will be struck by a catastrophic quake in the near future. Some experts have even suggested Iran should move its capital to a less seismically active location. Tehran straddles scores of fault lines, including one more than 50 miles long, though it has not suffered a major quake since 1830


http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010...es-iran-cleric

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CYF 04-20-2010 04:05 PM

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?ei...8385346&ref=mf

alias 04-20-2010 04:09 PM

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...woman--001.jpg

This girl is obviously out of control. :2 cents:

directfiesta 04-20-2010 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 17057951)
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...woman--001.jpg

This girl is obviously out of control. :2 cents:

.. and look who is lusting on her .... ( poster guy ... ) ... :)

Ayla_SquareTurtle 04-20-2010 04:48 PM

So, just how slutty do women have to dress to conjure up an earthquake strong enough to kill Mr Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi in a really gruesome way?

Because that could certainly be arranged...

Elli 04-20-2010 04:56 PM

She's such a hussy.

Zorgman 04-20-2010 04:58 PM

So if we get all the women or Iran to take these cloths off there will be a massive earth quake that will kill everyone in Iran?

Sounds like a strong plan to me. Let's get to work.

fatfoo 04-20-2010 04:58 PM

A lot of these disasters have female names such as Hurricane Katrina, too.

fatfoo 04-20-2010 05:05 PM

This is very disturbing:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/image....ine=1231030037

Supz 04-20-2010 05:12 PM

this might be true.

Holly Lez! 04-20-2010 05:22 PM

Phew I thought it was us gays..

StrokeKing 04-20-2010 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorgman (Post 17058072)
So if we get all the women or Iran to take these cloths off there will be a massive earth quake that will kill everyone in Iran?

Sounds like a strong plan to me. Let's get to work.

i ended up with the conclusion.. it will end up the iran wars. LOL

Babaganoosh 04-20-2010 05:37 PM

Religion is ridiculous. I love it when religious people ask why I don't respect their beliefs. It's because your beliefs are batshit crazy.

GAMEFINEST 04-20-2010 05:45 PM

sexy time buddy

Cyber Fucker 04-20-2010 05:47 PM

retarded world

directfiesta 04-20-2010 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorgman (Post 17058072)
So if we get all the women or Iran to take these cloths off there will be a massive earth quake that will kill everyone in Iran?

Sounds like a strong plan to me. Let's get to work.

LOL...
Did happen in L.A. ... :1orglaugh

slayer69 04-20-2010 05:49 PM

ahhhhlalala

WinstonTriplexcash 04-20-2010 07:57 PM

All this time I listened to scientists and their tectonic plate bullcrap :Oh crap

ShellyCrash 04-20-2010 09:00 PM

Its my fault. Sometimes I drink from the volcano.

NextBigTube 04-21-2010 03:19 AM

The Cleric and Ahmednijad have been watching too many Indian Bollywood movies, haha !

Fast forward to 3:25. (Close the advertisement for the subtitles)


BlackCrayon 04-21-2010 04:48 AM

man religion is such a great scapegoat. you can blame anything and everything on it and no one can call you on it. what a fucking scheme!

seeandsee 04-21-2010 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 17057951)
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...woman--001.jpg

This girl is obviously out of control. :2 cents:

this pic kills

sperbonzo 04-21-2010 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 17057936)
After Rush blaming the volcano on the passing of Healthcre, now we got this masterpiece:h


Dude, seriously, can you not tell the difference between a serious statement and dry humor? It would be like me quoting everything that Jon Stewart says at face value, and trumpeting about what a hater he his....

C'mon, you can't be this dumb.... I know you are a smart guy. Stop pretending that you don't know that Rush was joking... please. It's silly


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BlackCrayon 04-21-2010 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 17059249)
Dude, seriously, can you not tell the difference between a serious statement and dry humor? It would be like me quoting everything that Jon Stewart says at face value, and trumpeting about what a hater he his....

C'mon, you can't be this dumb.... I know you are a smart guy. Stop pretending that you don't know that Rush was joking... please. It's silly


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I think people are so used to the religious heads of the right (pat robertson, jerry fawell) saying such things and meaning it (ie 911, katrina) that they just don't take the time to realize rush is joking around.

pornguy 04-21-2010 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by WinstonTriplexcash (Post 17058441)
All this time I listened to scientists and their tectonic plate bullcrap :Oh crap

Quoted for the Truff dog.

directfiesta 04-21-2010 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 17059249)
Dude, seriously, can you not tell the difference between a serious statement and dry humor? It would be like me quoting everything that Jon Stewart says at face value, and trumpeting about what a hater he his....

C'mon, you can't be this dumb.... I know you are a smart guy. Stop pretending that you don't know that Rush was joking... please. It's silly


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How can you even compare, DUDE !:disgust

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Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz[6]; November 28, 1962[6]) is an American political satirist, writer, television host, actor, media critic and stand-up comedian. He is best known as the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program airing on Comedy Central.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Stewart
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Rush Hudson Limbaugh III (pronounced /ˈlɪmbɔː/; born January 12, 1951) is an American radio host, conservative political commentator, and an influential opinion leader in the conservative movement in the United States. He hosts The Rush Limbaugh Show which is aired throughout the U.S. on Premiere Radio Networks and is the highest-rated talk-radio program in the United States.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rush_Limbaugh
It is too easy for these talking heads to claim, when needed, that they were joking.. People watching Stewart know that he is in for the laugh, to find the absurd side of things in general. He is not seen or perceived as a " influential opinion leader" ... Rush Limbaugh is, and most people listening to him takes what he says for a thruth, good as cash ...
Maybe he should say before his coments : this one is a joke, it is not true ....

As for the topic, it just shows how stupid people can be, because these Iranians leaders are not even afraid to be laughed at after such a ridiculous statement ...

Now, I'm heading for the nudist beach in search of guaranteed earthquakes :)

Tom_PM 04-21-2010 08:22 AM

Jerry Falwell said that hurricane katrina was because of the homosexuals and promiscuity in our country. He was not joking, he was a religious leader. He also spewed the same shit after 9/11, saying it had to do with God allowing it to happen because of lesbians, gays and abortionists. He quickly apologized and said it was only terrorists who were responsible. He went on later to state famously that we should "blow them all away in the name of the Lord"

There really is no difference, and that should be the take-away lesson from this. Religion can be a terrible, violent, dangerous thing that brings together people who are completely intolerant of others and who are prepped and eager to believe (without question), anything a leader tells them.

John-ACWM 04-21-2010 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by alias (Post 17057951)
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...woman--001.jpg

This girl is obviously out of control. :2 cents:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

O MARINA 04-21-2010 10:43 AM

Lame......

Phoenix 04-21-2010 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 17059249)
Dude, seriously, can you not tell the difference between a serious statement and dry humor? It would be like me quoting everything that Jon Stewart says at face value, and trumpeting about what a hater he his....

C'mon, you can't be this dumb.... I know you are a smart guy. Stop pretending that you don't know that Rush was joking... please. It's silly


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well the thing is..jon stewart is on the comedy channel..and doesnt try to take himself seriously


rush limbaugh wants to walk both lines i guess

Scott McD 04-21-2010 10:46 AM

Doesn't he mean fat women ???

Like when they fall and stuff...

Kirby 04-21-2010 10:46 AM

i'm moving to Iran !

Chosen 04-21-2010 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 17057951)
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...woman--001.jpg

This girl is obviously out of control. :2 cents:

She looks like she has a secret weapon under her clothes :)

KILL_FRENZY 04-21-2010 12:41 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Right, I wonder why so few beaches are hit by quakes? Praise Islam! Shake those bathing suits right off of all hot chicks!


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