Frigging ports on my laptop bite me!
 

WTF, i have a HP and that bitch, when i touch her near the ports bites me! That lil circuit thing, like damn, fuck, i cant touch it there, makes a lab mouse off me! How can i help it?

your sticking your fingers in your laptop in places where there not supposed to be stuck?

My Blackberry hits me with electricity on touch when connected to laptop