My ex said I stole her panties and wear them on my head!
 

My ex girlfriend accused me of stealing her panties!!

She came over today looking for them, because she thinks they are under my bed or something.

She said that I probably sleep with them and wear them on my head and smell them! What should I tell her?

that you have been figured out :)

Tell her the truth, that you are really gay and only wear Bobby's hanes on your head.

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die" :)

Mogul
Mogul Networks Inc.
:Kissmy

I really have no clue where her panties are though, I WISH i did!

haha.... but I want to tell her something that I use them for to make her mad....

sooooo .. whats that got to do with us?

What does anything on this board have to do with you?

Tell her that nobody wanted to buy them on ebay so why should you keep them so you threw them away...

thats a good one...

Picture?

Cheers,
Matt

I sense your a panty snifter and this is your way of coming out

I cant find a picture of her panties

tell her you sold them on your site. the one with the bathroom voyeur cam that you turn on when your gf is at your place.

I actually do have a voyeur vid of her walking around my office naked, she didnt know the webcam was turned on :)

hah you dog

I would buy a bunch of womens panties and once a week every week shoot cum in a pair and mail them to her anonymously from various parts of the country. Do this for a couple of years.

Can I borrow the money to do that?

Next you'll be asking to borrow the sperm, unfortunately due to DNA issues I'd have to bow out of that one.

C'mon, we're all responsible for financing our own entertainment.

Tell her you can't give it back because it's part of the wardrobe of your new content studio.

Post a pic of your Gf....

Tell her you ran out of jockeys and your 'boys" liked the new feel.

My bf wears my panties on his head sometimes :) LOL
And I'm not kidding :)