Can't come up with the right words to compliment a blog post or web page?
 

Try the testimonial generator from ResourceSEO.com http://www.resourceseo.com/testm.php...ordinary+stick

I preloaded it with "incredibly ordinary stick" :) Just fill in with whatever item/attribute you want to heap compliments on. The creator of the tool
based it on Matt Cutts' hilarious blog post on fake testimonials being used by template-driven sales/squeeze pages. (LOLz @ searches for "then delete this pink text" -- those pages are still there)

Or just ask Fatfoo. He can bullshit about anything. :1orglaugh