Does everybody and their mother call you to fix their computers just because you work online?
I have now resorted to breaking their computers even further forcing them to buy new ones... The calls have slowed down drastically.
“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
I just tell then "I don't know how to fix computers, I use a Mac"
I don't know anybody personally who uses one. Maybe I should recommend they get a mac when they call. A lot less rude than destroying their PC's and them buying another for me to destroy in the future... because once I fixed my first PC for someone all of a sudden everybody stopped caring about what they did on their PC's because if anything bad happened they just figure I'll run to the rescue.
“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
This happens to me all the time. I tell just about everyone to fuck off.
Yeah, but most of these people have done things for me in the past so...
“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
charge them $50/hr and tell them it took you a week to fix it.
They wont pay shit.
“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
Well, do you lie? Or do you live a secluded life? Or does no one care enough about you to ask what you do for a living?
Me, I have a wife with a big mouth.
“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
No, because I explain to them that working online doesn't mean you know how to fix computers.
I tried that. But when they hear the prices from the PC repair people they always come back to me begging to please try anyway.
“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
The only thing that really has worked for me after all these years of trial and error is destroying their computers and blaming it on myspace and porn.
“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
all the damn time. I can tell them I don't know shit about computers, but they know better so I get stuck fixing their shit all the time. It gets annoying.
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