Funny Cat Names ULTRATHREAD!
 

Funniest wins. Let's take this ultrathread to some next level forum shit.

Catherine Mcspot's Michaelson

Friggles.

Peeve.

Cat Stevens.

Peru. I called her that because one day I picked her up and she made a vocalization that sounded like she was saying "Perrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuu".

Skipples

Dog

Will Feral

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Mr Peabody
Nipper
Turd
Were the names of the last ones

I have
Einstein
Axl Rose
Dum Ceatee

people names are best for cats.

I have:

bella
sarah
timmy

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I call my long haired cat dingleberry

teencat..

Mine have been

Smokey (first ever kitty when I was about 5 years old)
Brat (black cat that was a stray who took us in)
Princess
Buttons
Blue
Smokey **The Persian Kitty)
----- All those have passed...

The current hoard are...
Maura
Stubs
Bubba - who originally was Bubba Gimp (and there's a story behind it)
Rusty
Shilo
Max - who sometimes goes by MaxiPad and MaxiMo
Buddy - who is Buddylicious and BudLight

last couple cats have been Nibbles, Tokes, Battle Cat, and the infamous Niggger.

Foose
Beep
Paint
Numbnuts
(had a dog named Boogie too)

vag ? :laughing-:laughing-

My last cat's name was Killer.

I named out Calico "Stupid" because I didn't want another cat after my 17 year old blue russian died.

Kids loved the cat, she got out and got knocked up. We kept two of them. My son named one "Smelly" after Phoebe's song on Friends. I named the other "Pizza" as in road pizza.

When I feed them in the morning I call out "Stupid Smelly Pizza". The neighbors think I'm odd :)

I used to have a black cat named Tyrone.

I call my cat nigeritis



A term used for the lazy sleepy feeling you get after you eat too much good cat food :)

Shitty Kitty (named after attitude, not kitty litter box problems)

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I have a cat named Nipples.

He died last year, but my cat's name was Brian Boitano.

what would brian boitano do, if he was here right now?

Cat fuck.

I have a cat named Cheeseburger that pre-dates the 'I can has cheezburger' internet meme fad. I called her Cheeseburger because she's a brown/orange/white calico.

LaToya :))

My last two cats were Google and Hiccup. One before those was Netscape.

I also have a cat named Miss Chiff.

My brother had a couple of cats - the first was "Kimba" after the cartoon.

Then he got original with a big black 28 toed cat (7 toes on each foot) - I think it was the all time best name ever...

"Shizzle-ing"

He had that cat about the same time Snoop Dogg was born. I've always admired that name.