How to fuck with a spammer.
 

So I just got spammed via msn messenger. Here's how the conversation went.

Gilma says:
hey

2MuchMark says:
hey ?

Gilma says:
i'm 21/f your a male right?

2MuchMark says:
last time I checked

Gilma says:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

2MuchMark says:
Hahahaha...

Gilma says:
I am a little busy right now, trying to upload some new pics if ya wanna check them out go http://twurl.nl/icjigd tell me what ya think

2MuchMark says:
no thats ok

Gilma says:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?

2MuchMark says:
yes

Gilma says:
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...

2MuchMark says:
which one?

Gilma says:
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?

2MuchMark says:
sure!

Gilma says:
Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/cnbm and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.

2MuchMark says:
how did you get my email address?

Gilma says:
fill out your contact information and then on the next page...

2MuchMark says:
I'd rather not join a site. Can I just paypay money to you ?

Gilma says:
fill out your cc info baby for verification ONLY, their card will not be charged.

2MuchMark says:
I see

Gilma says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...

2MuchMark says:
the same color as me? I like to wear ladies panties while I pour chocolate sauce on myself and jerk off into a box of kitty litter.
do you have chocolate and kitty litter?

Gilma says:
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!

2MuchMark says:
can i just give you my credit card info here? Sometimes websites have swords.

Gilma says:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam, you should get some minutes from my cam site so you can spend time with me sexy!!!

2MuchMark says:
I am ready now.

Gilma says:
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/cnvx and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.

2MuchMark says:
can you call me girlietoad and spit on my mule?

Gilma says:
k you in yet babe??

2MuchMark says:
yes

Gilma says:
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/cngc and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.

2MuchMark says:
but it says "this website blocked for 2257 chat model age violations"
I think this website is in trouble with the law.
do you think it is still safe?

Gilma say:
WTF?!?!?!?

@muchMark says:
I am ready to jerk off to your face in a box of cat litter.
Now give me the goddam Juice!
still there bb?
I want you to run kitty litter all over my chocolate salty balls!
Hello?
Hello?



:)

she's just a sexy girl.

leave her alone.

i think it was a bot, no?

i hope you know your talking to a bot and there is not someone on the other end reading what your typing

lol

So how did you fucked the spammer again?

You just spent ten minutes with a bot, I've seen that same dialogue dozens of times. Send the spammer an offer on his domain and see if he responds. http://www.sedo.com/search/details.p... rtnerid=17505

Pretty nice bot, saw the backend before and sent it to some friends to try it out. They didnt have a clue :)

Ouch. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You'd think after that epic spacedog thread that people would be smarter than to post their bot chat log...

domo arigato, mr. roboto.

Talking to bots lol

Did you fuck with an exitchat customer service representative after that?

hahahahahahha Mark man you are too fucking funny
So how does it feel knowing you just had a chat with a bot? lol :)

Regardless though it makes for a fun read hehe

Are Bots the future? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Great read though.

I wonder whether those bot programs work. How many do actually click on and join. They dont charge your card until a month or so later and then take a small fee to keep you there.

spacedog? lol

"I'm just a sexy girl!"

You just proved you are an idiot man.

You wasted all that time and did nothing.

Fuck what was the name of the last idiot that posted up their 'fucking with a spammer' that was really a bot...

SPACEDOG!!!! lmfao

Give Mark some credit, you can see he figured it out and was just having some fun. :)

fucking-around-and-business-discussion/51054-ruin-icq-spammers-day.html
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yep, Mark is now the new spacedog.

she's just a pretty girl

WTF? Spacedog copycat???

Did your nose grow, in a cartoonish, comedic fashion, as you typed that post? :upsidedow

just curious if there is a reason that one message is missing an 's' at the end of 'say' :1orglaugh

it's not necessarily a bot, it's a very very sad person.

i deal with them alot on the chat rooms, most of them are guys they come in and try to talk idiots into signing up through there referral ID.

check IP's majority of them are filipino and malaysian.

it's starting to get popular now with the more established countries because alot of people have been posting the technique on blackhat forums.

i'm just a sexy Girl !

Mark, you are now officially Spacedog Jr. :1orglaugh

I bet it was fatfoo.

so how long did you actually sit there conversing with this bot?

ahahahahah u just wasted some time chatting with da bot!

It's called the bot didn't respond after that and OP wanted to look cool for "fucking with that spammer" so added that WTF part.

Better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt - good going OP.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Must be using an old bot. Wasn't there a newer chat bot version that actually plays camfeed loops and uses multidirectional input decision trees?

Fatfoo would make the bot go suicide.

:upsidedow probably

God bless... God bless...

2MuchMark says:
can you call me girlietoad and spit on my mule?
:1orglaugh

This one is definitely a bot as I've seen the same lines many times before. I know what you are referring to with the Fillipino chat spammers as they are pounding the chat rooms, but they are finding it harder and harder to get programs to accept their high chargeback joins.

lol that was good.

SPACEDOG is that you?

Greg's mom hitting on you again?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Its a BOT dude. Can't you tell?
You got owned.

Spacedog 2.0, this time with a guy that actually makes a living in the business

Just thinking, did you added that WTFWTFWTF yourself to make it look spicy?

the bots are amazing these days ... i can imagine the happiness of ordinary surfer when he see this nice girl on his icq ... fucking with brains :)

i think i need this bot on my new cam site... hehe

if you dont think that is a bot you need serious help

I'm just a sexy girl