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EscortBiz 12-26-2002 01:39 PM

55-Year-Old Man Wins $314.9M Powerball (PIC)
 
He Spent $100 on tickets!

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/images/12/26/top.winner.jpg

http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/12/26/pow...pot/index.html

Morgan 12-26-2002 01:41 PM

What a hillbilly! lol. lucky hick now though

EscortBiz 12-26-2002 01:42 PM

How do I apply to be a hill billy?

Amputate Your Head 12-26-2002 01:43 PM

lucky fucker...

the odds of spontaneously morphing into a platypus are better than winning the lotto.

PerfectionGirls 12-26-2002 01:43 PM

Gzzzzz only 112mil after taxes. :321GFY

lol Hmm with a conservative investment (10%) he will clear a min. of 11.2 million a year. Awww poor baby!! haha

Theo 12-26-2002 01:46 PM

i'll contact him to invest in tgps :glugglug

EscortBiz 12-26-2002 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
i'll contact him to invest in tgps :glugglug
There goes 100 mil

Muff 12-26-2002 01:48 PM

Winning it ain't as fun as earning it!

Amputate Your Head 12-26-2002 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Muff
Winning it ain't as fun as earning it!
it's MORE fun.... but neither is as fun as spending it. :Graucho

Wizzo 12-26-2002 01:49 PM

Wonder if he wants to queer off with a adult webmaster???:winkwink:

BazookaDog 12-26-2002 02:01 PM

Kinda sucks that a millionaire owning "several construction companies" generating "$17 million a year in revenue" won it...I was kinda hoping for some kind of rags-to-riches deal.

Morgan 12-26-2002 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
How do I apply to be a hill billy?
You have to be male. sorry gurl. :winkwink:

Nysus 12-26-2002 02:07 PM

His companies bring in $17 million in revenue per year, he doesn't need $111 million dollars cash..... Give it to me. I will learn how to knit and make a blanket.

Cheers,
Matt

Serge_Oprano 12-26-2002 02:10 PM

this si Nick's uncle!
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index...&f=1&t=1284&s=

Nick, the same Nick who met Brad in Vancouver,
Nick from Wittaker Consulting!

Anthony,
will you and Nick buy GFY now?

Horny Dude 12-26-2002 02:22 PM

WTF you win 314 million and only get 111.7 million. The government gets more money than you do!! They should be in the photo holding an even bigger check next to your small check just to piss you off even more!!:feels-hot

He is going to give the first check to 3 church's!! Why the fuck don't young people ever win so we can hear some guy say he is going to blow the money on hookers and booze!:1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 12-26-2002 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Horny Dude
WTF you win 314 million and only get 111.7 million. The government gets more money than you do!! They should be in the photo holding an even bigger check next to your small check just to piss you off even more!!:feels-hot
no, he's taking the lump sum payout instead of the 29 year plan, which reduces your amount considerably right off the bat.... brings him down to around $170 mil... THEN the fed takes taxes out of it, bringing him down to around $112 mil.... so no.... the fed isn't getting more than him.

Brujah 12-26-2002 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BazookaDog
Kinda sucks that a millionaire owning "several construction companies" generating "$17 million a year in revenue" won it...I was kinda hoping for some kind of rags-to-riches deal.
Yep, me too. He laid off 25 people just before christmas too. The story just soured in my opinion.

dantheman 12-26-2002 02:30 PM

I'm wondering if the daughter is single :Graucho

Brujah 12-26-2002 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
this si Nick's uncle!

Anthony,
will you and Nick buy GFY now?

Nick's Uncle ?! The same guy that is going to give 10% of his money ( before taxes ) to a small town 3 pastor church ( those pastor's will live it up now! ). Get the fuck outta here!! haha.

EscortBiz 12-26-2002 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus


You have to be male. sorry gurl. :winkwink:

I was trying to keep this a secret for a long time, but I guess its over, and for the guys who want pics go to:

http://www.adultfriendfinder.com/females/new_york&zipcode=10026&profile=escortbiz

and no im not single

Serge_Oprano 12-26-2002 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah


Nick's Uncle ?! The same guy that is going to give 10% of his money ( before taxes ) to a small town 3 pastor church ( those pastor's will live it up now! ). Get the fuck outta here!! haha.

Nick is just speechless....but who am I to get in the middle of their family beliefs?

EscortBiz 12-26-2002 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


Nick is just speechless....but who am I to get in the middle of their family beliefs?

just hung up the phone with him is still shocked, im happy for him after all

Serge_Oprano 12-26-2002 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz


just hung up the phone with him is still shocked, im happy for him after all

yeap! this is giving him one big WOODY!

eat your heart out, D$!
;-)))

Serge_Oprano 12-26-2002 02:49 PM

Nick's uncle Wittaker Jr. will be at Internext at Oprano booth on the 7th, and will give $20,000 cash to every webmaster who sign waiver and contract to NEVER promote porn on the Internet again...

Nick, your uncle in numb nuts!

Nickatilynx 12-26-2002 03:27 PM

Quote:

lol Hmm with a conservative investment (10%) he will clear a min. of 11.2 million a year. Awww poor baby!! haha
Yeah it sucks for old "Jack the Builder" (as we call him) .

He is STILL the poor relative!!!


ahahahahahahahaha


You'll be glad to know (I was) that the charity bit was just b/s.

He is giving the money to me to manage for the family charity Canadian Association of Sorry Homeess (C.A.S.H). :Graucho

Thank R-n!!!! When I first heard thaqt we were going to have him committed.

Merry Xmass all :)

Serge_Oprano 12-26-2002 03:36 PM

Nick, thanks for inviting him to be at our booth!

mucho gracias!

Nickatilynx 12-26-2002 03:41 PM

He's looking forward to it,Serge :)

He wants to get some of that goat action too :)

I'm trying to get him to bring James Brown.

Jamdin 12-26-2002 03:43 PM

This bites since I actually know someone who bought a few tickets and who really could have used the money for early retirement instead of staying on four more years & let stress kill her...

Life sucks & so does the lottery system :321GFY

Brujah 12-26-2002 03:52 PM

Nick Allaby of Whitaker Consulting Ltd
and lotto winner Andrew "Jack" Whittaker from West Virginia.

Does that make Nick the Hick ?

Brujah 12-26-2002 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/images/12/26/top.winner.jpg
Whats that hotties name to the left ?

Serge_Oprano 12-26-2002 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
Nick Allaby of Whitaker Consulting Ltd
and lotto winner Andrew "Jack" Whittaker from West Virginia.

Does that make Nick the Hick ?

Jelous, aren't you?

SextrafficPete 12-26-2002 04:14 PM

The old people always win the lottery.

Why can't it be me!

I need love too!

Nick ;(

Never shows me love anymore...never any kisses, hugs, or pats on the ass...since he stopped drinking! :Graucho

SextrafficPete 12-26-2002 04:15 PM

don't mind brujah, he is still drunk off the egg nogg ;)

Nickatilynx 12-26-2002 04:20 PM

Quote:

don't mind brujah, he is still drunk off the egg nogg ;)
Lucky lucky bastard!!!!! :)

This non drinking shit sucks ass!!!!!

The sweet Lady on the left is Auntie.

Every year she goes to the Salvation Army hospice and rolls up her sleeves and laffs her tits off at the less fortunate.

Bless her!

Pete,
Beg for it, baby!!!! ;)

SextrafficPete 12-26-2002 04:30 PM

Beg? No No, you must have me confused with a supersized filipino :)

Brujah 12-26-2002 05:51 PM

Jewell Whittaker, his wife of 36 years, said she planned to go to Israel because ?it?s where Jesus walked.?

Ted 12-26-2002 05:52 PM

Anyone got a contact at cnn ?

I wanna see this headline tomorrow

Lotto winners nephew refuses to give up porn biz


Juge 12-27-2002 08:33 AM

Holy shit.

Amputate Your Head 12-27-2002 08:35 AM

he needs to take some of that money and give that stupid fuckin' hat a decent burial.

DarkJedi 12-27-2002 09:39 AM

his woman looks happy :1orglaugh

G Sharp 12-27-2002 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah


Yep, me too. He laid off 25 people just before christmas too. The story just soured in my opinion.

Its a tough economy. Anyway, he said in an interview, that after winning the lotto he was gonna hire some laid off people back.

The guy is admirable. He worked for everything he had, now this.

Johnny21 12-27-2002 03:56 PM

ratio to win lottery

is

1:19794749

good luck

SykkBoy 12-27-2002 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SextrafficPete
The old people always win the lottery.

Why can't it be me!

I need love too!

um, did you at least buy a ticket this time? ;)))


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