STD Preventative Medicine By Guzzling Beer
 

Just talked to a buddy of mine who said his surefire way of stopping STDs after fucking a filthy whore is by immediately guzzling down two beers after popping a load in her mouth, going to the toilet, and pissing full blast. He says he believes it's 'Clensing'.

Are you fond of monkey's raping you?

There's your answer.

don't be pissed off if you find yourself with somthing icky

he better have drank those beers BEFORE he fucked the whore. Because you're supposed to piss immediately afterwards. By the time he drank two beers and waited to piss, the disease would have already set in his urethra.