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roboticblowjob 03-23-2010 09:35 AM

TOP 10 reasons to buy roboticblowjob.com for $xxx,xxx
 
We are looking to sell roboticblowjob.com and roboticblowjobcash.com.

- 50% of traffic comes from google.
- number one or two rank for "male sex toy" for the last 4 months
- ranks on page one of google for numerous profitable keywords
- all molds for the Autoblow products transfer with the sale
- buyer is introduced to our factory
- all rights to the Autoblow trademark would transfer to the buyer
- highly optimized google adwords campaign transfers with the sale
- buyer also receives roboticblowjobcash.com our affiliate program using NATS, plus all of our affiliates.
- buyer receives training regarding our SEO & marketing strategy
- buyer receives reports of all previous paid ad spots and the resulting CPA

This site can be scaled up by the right buyer with other products and a better design to increase earnings.

Site income and price available only to serious buyers.
Hint: It's xxx,xxx
fpindustries @ gmail.com

CaptainHowdy 03-23-2010 09:47 AM

Another reason:

- Every men like blowjobs from human and non-human entities.

Barefootsies 03-23-2010 09:49 AM

Sounds lovely.

Sig.

SinfullySexy 03-23-2010 09:51 AM

Sweet!! Why sell??

Vendzilla 03-23-2010 10:03 AM

Why sell now, maybe you can get a government backing in the new healthcare system

roboticblowjob 03-23-2010 10:05 AM

why sell?
 
Why sell?

Because in the course of building it up over the past 1.5 years, we became marketing experts. I am positive I can create sites with that level of income again and again. I'd rather sell it now to a competitor or someone with the time to take it to the next level, so that we can concentrate on our new ventures.

There's no hidden trap. It's not like a car with a broken engine. Qualified buyers are invited to look under the hood and will see that we've built something very impressive which is competing on par with the big boys - Fleshlight, Babeland, etc.

If we don't find a buyer - it's not the end of the world. We will continue to grow the business.

roboticblowjob 03-23-2010 10:07 AM

healthcare, sort of
 
Yeah - and the buyer gets our business plan to sell it to prisons as a way to stop male on male rape. :pimp

Lace 03-23-2010 10:13 AM

Damn, you became marketing experts in a year and a half? Impressive :winkwink:

MaDalton 03-23-2010 10:21 AM

is fatfoo included in the deal? i might spend that to shut him up

Agent 488 03-23-2010 10:22 AM

i may consider if the robot can pass the turing test.

Barefootsies 03-23-2010 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace (Post 16970667)
Damn, you became marketing experts in a year and a half? Impressive :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

roboticblowjob 03-23-2010 10:24 AM

great
 
It's great people are leaving silly comments here because it helps the comment count, but uh... we're selling a significant competitor to the Fleshlight that produces great cashflow on a daily basis.....where are the buyers?

roboticblowjob 03-23-2010 10:25 AM

marketing experts
 
Yes, my team and I are marketing experts. See the numbers and weep. :warning

Agent 488 03-23-2010 10:33 AM

i sale robot marketing experts.

CamJack 03-23-2010 10:35 AM

I see dead robots

NikKay 03-23-2010 10:41 AM

Looks like a solid product... would be a good addition to an established companies product line.

Denny 03-23-2010 10:47 AM

Wrong section!!!!!!!:pimp

roboticblowjob 03-23-2010 10:50 AM

Or
 
Yes, but the value here is in the e-commerce site and google ranks we've achieved for highly convertible keywords.

PornMD 03-23-2010 10:58 AM

WRONG SECTION. And your income #s must suck (no pun intended) for the price you want if you're trying to sell us on other reasons to buy your biz.

roboticblowjob 03-23-2010 11:47 AM

PORN DOC: read the tech crunch article and understand
 
I've written 10 reasons so that people can easily understand what comes with this business.

Heard of techcrunch.com? Have you ever seen a post there before about an adult business?

It's legit.

http://techcrunch.com/2009/11/01/thi...ng-of-beijing/

seeandsee 03-23-2010 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roboticblowjob (Post 16970576)
We are looking to sell roboticblowjob.com and roboticblowjobcash.com.

- 50% of traffic comes from google.
- number one or two rank for "male sex toy" for the last 4 months
- ranks on page one of google for numerous profitable keywords
- all molds for the Autoblow products transfer with the sale
- buyer is introduced to our factory
- all rights to the Autoblow trademark would transfer to the buyer
- highly optimized google adwords campaign transfers with the sale
- buyer also receives roboticblowjobcash.com our affiliate program using NATS, plus all of our affiliates.
- buyer receives training regarding our SEO & marketing strategy
- buyer receives reports of all previous paid ad spots and the resulting CPA

This site can be scaled up by the right buyer with other products and a better design to increase earnings.

Site income and price available only to serious buyers.
Hint: It's xxx,xxx
fpindustries @ gmail.com

good luck with sale

CaptainWolfy 03-23-2010 12:08 PM

good luck with selling it...

papill0n 03-23-2010 12:22 PM

marketing expert hey ?

next you are going to tell us fatfoo is your CEO

roboticblowjob 03-23-2010 12:33 PM

marketing expert
 
Yes, marketing expert. I spend my time building my company, not hanging around GFY making pointless posts. But it seems there are 5-10% of people here who know what they are doing, so announced this sale.

kush 03-23-2010 12:56 PM

Have you contacted fleshlight trying to sell it? Usually your biggest competitors are the best 1st prospects.

TeenCat 03-23-2010 01:04 PM

so you have been building one and half year program and you are an expert? man after one and half year nobody is :2 cents:

papill0n 03-23-2010 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roboticblowjob (Post 16971264)
Yes, marketing expert. I spend my time building my company, not hanging around GFY making pointless posts. But it seems there are 5-10% of people here who know what they are doing, so announced this sale.

Hey genius listen up. I had never even heard of your company before that idiot fatfoo put you in his sig. Now when I see what an arrogant fuck you are and the only person flying your
shit is possibly the biggest retard to ever hit gfy well lets just say your marketing expertise appears to be seriously flawed.

roboticblowjob 03-23-2010 03:41 PM

flying my shit
 
Thanks for your expert appraisal of my company. Where can I send the check?

People like you are the reason I don't participate here. It's too bad too, because I was serious when I said 5-10% of the people really know what they are doing.

GrouchyAdmin 03-23-2010 03:43 PM

I like pie.

Pandoras 03-23-2010 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 16971380)
so you have been building one and half year program and you are an expert? man after one and half year nobody is :2 cents:

yeah , its weird and strange , but maybe its true

Domain Broker 03-23-2010 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roboticblowjob (Post 16970697)
Yes, my team and I are marketing experts.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Juilan 03-23-2010 08:41 PM

Why does autoblow.com take me to realtouch.com...

fatfoo 03-23-2010 08:54 PM

The autoblow sex toy product sure sounds interesting.

Has it ever happened to you that you were too shy to ask a woman for a blowjob?

No need to fret. Choose autoblow.

TeenCat 03-23-2010 08:55 PM

fatfoo bought it

Agent 488 03-23-2010 08:56 PM

is there a karen o mod?

i may have a customer.

Agent 488 03-23-2010 08:57 PM

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J. Falcon 03-23-2010 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 16971220)
marketing expert hey ?

next you are going to tell us fatfoo is your CEO

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CunningStunt 03-23-2010 10:06 PM

Hey Ben, is that Batts? :1orglaugh


Danny B 03-23-2010 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juilan (Post 16972711)
Why does autoblow.com take me to realtouch.com...

I hope I'm off here since these guys are marketing experts.

My guess is that robiticblowjobcash forgot to register autoblow.com for their product called autoblow.
Instead AEBN snagged it and now redirects it to their own product.

hypedough 03-23-2010 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roboticblowjob (Post 16970770)
Yes, but the value here is in the e-commerce site and google ranks we've achieved for highly convertible keywords.

Then why sell?

papill0n 03-23-2010 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 16972873)
Hey Ben, is that Batts? :1orglaugh

could well be mate, could well be :1orglaugh

J. Falcon 03-23-2010 11:30 PM

This thread delivers.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-23-2010 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roboticblowjob (Post 16971264)
But it seems there are 5-10% of people here who know what they are doing.

Your overestimation is flattering, thank you.

J. Falcon 03-24-2010 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 16973041)
Your overestimation is flattering, thank you.

:1orglaugh

roboticblowjob 03-24-2010 06:04 PM

information
 
Actually, we didn't forget to register the Autoblow domain. It was registered in 2004, before we were around. There's more on this topic, but not to be discussed here.

Why sell? To move on to other projects. I don't view success as something that only comes once, and I don't feel the need to milk every successful thing I do until the last cent comes out of it. I've enjoyed building that brand to this point, and it may be ready for someone who has an established team to come in and build it to the next level.

We know everything that has to be done to grow it, and we will do so if we don't find a buyer at this point. Personally, I'd like the cash to invest in a larger scale web development project.

If we can't find what we're looking for, we'll re-design & add more products to increase profits and then sell the improved business 6 months later.

minddust 03-24-2010 06:04 PM

rob... who?

WHO?
:2 cents:

Fat Panda 03-24-2010 06:42 PM

wrong section, take your sale to the BUY and SELL section

$5 submissions 03-25-2010 05:22 AM

So easy to brand. All the funny GIF images that come to mind. LOL


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