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BFT3K 03-13-2010 09:27 PM

Big Tits and Life Lessons Learned
 
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 32, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

Jon Oso 03-13-2010 09:29 PM

Lol. 5678

Chosen 03-13-2010 10:33 PM

Lol :1orglaugh

PornMD 03-13-2010 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 16944516)
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 32, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

It's the cirrrrrcle of liiiiife! lol

PixelBucks 03-13-2010 10:44 PM

Hmmm...
 
Just turn gay and find a guy with a big cock... :upsidedow

BigRod 03-13-2010 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 16944516)
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

LOL :thumbsup

cemtex 03-14-2010 02:11 AM

lolzers !

LoveSandra 03-14-2010 05:34 AM

ahahahahahaah

Iron Fist 03-14-2010 06:02 AM

Good stuff.

fatfoo 03-14-2010 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 16944516)
she divorced me

I don't like the idea of shared assets and joint bank accounts.

Marriage has it's negative aspects.

Double trouble 03-14-2010 06:52 AM

LOL .... nice story

CaptainHowdy 03-14-2010 07:23 AM

Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha! Life seems to work that way for us men...

Konkan 03-14-2010 07:27 AM

A real life story.... a good one

Slick 03-14-2010 07:36 AM

Ha ha ha, that's pretty good.

Finike 03-14-2010 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 16944516)
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

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u-Bob 03-14-2010 10:27 AM

good one :)

Adam X 03-14-2010 01:21 PM

I can so relate.. dude great story.. ;)

M0nk 03-14-2010 02:12 PM

hahahaa funny but wise!!! :thumbsup

pimpware 03-14-2010 02:19 PM

There are no perfect women :1orglaugh

Dugan 03-14-2010 02:46 PM

hahahaha, nice

RadicalSights 03-14-2010 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpware (Post 16945794)
There are no perfect women :1orglaugh

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