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  • Farang
    one sick puppy
    • Oct 2004
    • 11718
    #1

    My mom has just watched two hookers doing lines and partying down on my bed :/

    So I went to see my mom in UK this Jan, I brought two laptops with me and forgot one there at her place. Today, two months later, she calls me and says "I just checked the laptop you forgot at my house and found the video of you and two ladies doing drugs in your room. I don't ever want to see such stuff again, you hear me, it's bad bad bad"

    I thought it was funny and sad at the same time, so decided to share.
    I wonder what she thinks of me now...
    fbm
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    • Iron Fist
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2006
      • 23400
      #2
      Glad you told us about it.... does it make you feel better?
      i like waffles

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        • minddust
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2005
          • 2438
          #3
          Cokehead sucks

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            • MoreMagic
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2006
              • 2851
              #4
              I just send her your avatar, now you know for sure you arr not part of her testament anymore.

              Shit what is her problem, she could have found out they are trannies.

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                • Farang
                  one sick puppy
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 11718
                  #5
                  Originally posted by sharphead
                  Glad you told us about it.... does it make you feel better?
                  Stop stalking me you clueless sigwhore
                  fbm

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                    • atheos
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 16606
                      #6
                      listen to your mother

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                        • pimpware
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 1673
                          #7
                          The real words

                          "I just checked the laptop you forgot at my house and found the video of you and two thai ladyboys doing drugs in your room. I don't ever want to see such stuff again, you hear me, trannies are bad bad bad"
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                            • Manowar
                              jellyfish  
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 71528
                              #8
                              did she then upload it to tube8?

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                                • Iron Fist
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2006
                                  • 23400
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Farang
                                  Stop stalking me you clueless sigwhore
                                  No.
                                  i like waffles

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                                    • Broo
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Feb 2008
                                      • 12135
                                      #10
                                      Shit that situation is so fucked

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                                        • epitome
                                          So Fucking Lame
                                          • Jun 2009
                                          • 12156
                                          #11
                                          Sounds like your Mom is smarter than you are.

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                                            • Quagmire
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 6490
                                              #12

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                                                • Jarmusch
                                                   
                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 12479
                                                  #13
                                                  I don't know what's worse: that or being caught masturbating by your mother

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                                                    • Farang
                                                      one sick puppy
                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                      • 11718
                                                      #14
                                                      What, nobody finds this funny? Was it the way she said it, the fact that she called me on Friday night or my twisted sense of humor
                                                      fbm

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                                                        • jay23
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 1444
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Farang
                                                          So I went to see my mom in UK this Jan, I brought two laptops with me and forgot one there at her place. Today, two months later, she calls me and says "I just checked the laptop you forgot at my house and found the video of you and two ladies doing drugs in your room. I don't ever want to see such stuff again, you hear me, it's bad bad bad"

                                                          I thought it was funny and sad at the same time, so decided to share.
                                                          I wonder what she thinks of me now...
                                                          how much does 1g of coke cost in BKK ?

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                                                            • Deej
                                                              I make pixels work
                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                              • 24386
                                                              #16
                                                              im calling shinanigans!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                                • beerptrol
                                                                  Confirmed Asshole
                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 12722
                                                                  #17
                                                                  she's your mom and loves u regardless
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                                                                    • ukxtra
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                      • 844
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                                      I don't know what's worse: that or being caught masturbating by your mother
                                                                      How about catching your mother masturbating while doing coke off a ladyboy's ass?

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                                                                        • BVF
                                                                          Black Vagina Finder
                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 13975
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Farang
                                                                          What, nobody finds this funny? Was it the way she said it, the fact that she called me on Friday night or my twisted sense of humor
                                                                          Coming from a person that loved the stuff, I think it's fucking stupid.

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                                                                            • Farang
                                                                              one sick puppy
                                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                                              • 11718
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by BVF
                                                                              Coming from a person that loved the stuff, I think it's fucking stupid.
                                                                              Why are you calling your black brother stupid?
                                                                              I forgot the thing, it was an accident. And the phone conversation made me LOL, is all...
                                                                              fbm

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                                                                                • brand0n
                                                                                  been very busy
                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                  • 26983
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  no link to vid?
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                                                                                    • epitome
                                                                                      So Fucking Lame
                                                                                      • Jun 2009
                                                                                      • 12156
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Farang
                                                                                      What, nobody finds this funny? Was it the way she said it, the fact that she called me on Friday night or my twisted sense of humor
                                                                                      No, it's because of the "look at me, I do drugs!" Most will just shake their head in pity.

                                                                                      On the upside, I've finally figured out why you're pale and skinny in a land of tan people.

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                                                                                        • moeloubani
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Dec 2007
                                                                                          • 4235
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          anyone can get two hookers to do lines in their room

                                                                                          anyone

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                                                                                            • papill0n
                                                                                              Unregistered Abuser
                                                                                              • Oct 2007
                                                                                              • 15547
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              wow you go girl

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                                                                                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                  • 11190
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  First of all, your mom must have plugged in the laptop to power it up, then she went through all your files. Why do you travel with two laptops? Strange. And you forget one,

                                                                                                  Then on top of it, you video yourself doing lines with Hookers.

                                                                                                  Not that funny. Sorry! No offense.
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                                                                                                    • onwebcam
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                                                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                                                      • 27689
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      She was probably being fucked by some big black dude when she called you.
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                                                                                                        • BigRod
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                                                                                                          • Apr 2005
                                                                                                          • 3685
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                                                          Then on top of it, you video yourself doing lines with Hookers.
                                                                                                          Yeah not too smart
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                                                                                                            • Farang
                                                                                                              one sick puppy
                                                                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                                                                              • 11718
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Why would I brag about drugs, you retards? Anyone can afford them, right... It's not like a villa or a supercar. Do you idiots really think I'm sitting here in sunny Thailand making up all those crazy stories all day long seeking gfy attention(ie. stupid tranny jokes, insults, threats, some fat fuck claiming he's fucked my gf, another fuck really has, etc)? Even facebook was more fun... So I'm just gonna stick to my wordpress blog from now on.

                                                                                                              Anyway, I don't have time to argue with any of you sigwhores, I have work to do and girls to fuck.

                                                                                                              Thanks for the hate, btw. Haters are part of success
                                                                                                              fbm

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                                                                                                                • onwebcam
                                                                                                                  Fake Nick 1.0
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                  • 27689
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Farang
                                                                                                                  Why would I brag about drugs, you retards? Anyone can afford them, right... It's not like a villa or a supercar. Do you idiots really think I'm sitting here in sunny Thailand making up all those crazy stories all day long seeking gfy attention(ie. stupid tranny jokes, insults, threats, some fat fuck claiming he's fucked my gf, another fuck really has, etc)? Even facebook was more fun... So I'm just gonna stick to my wordpress blog from now on.

                                                                                                                  Anyway, I don't have time to argue with any of you sigwhores, I have work to do and girls to fuck.

                                                                                                                  Thanks for the hate, btw. Haters are part of success
                                                                                                                  Awww did someones feelings get hurt?
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                                                                                                                    • Farang
                                                                                                                      one sick puppy
                                                                                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                      • 11718
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                                                                      First of all, your mom must have plugged in the laptop to power it up, then she went through all your files. Why do you travel with two laptops? Strange. And you forget one,
                                                                                                                      I didn't want to leave a laptop with gf, who had a history of smashing them, so I took both with me.

                                                                                                                      Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                                                                      Then on top of it, you video yourself doing lines with Hookers.
                                                                                                                      I don't thin I'm dumb enough to make such videos... Probably some old clip in bluetooth incoming folder I never knew about...

                                                                                                                      Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                                                                      Not that funny. Sorry! No offense.
                                                                                                                      Told the story to couple friends and we had a laugh
                                                                                                                      fbm

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                                                                                                                        • Farang
                                                                                                                          one sick puppy
                                                                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                          • 11718
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by onwebcam
                                                                                                                          She was probably being fucked by some big black dude when she called you.
                                                                                                                          Comparing to some degenerates here, my sense of humor is not that bad
                                                                                                                          fbm

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                                                                                                                            • onwebcam
                                                                                                                              Fake Nick 1.0
                                                                                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                              • 27689
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Farang
                                                                                                                              Comparing to some degenerates here, my sense of humor is not that bad
                                                                                                                              I'll give ya that one
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                                                                                                                                • just a punk
                                                                                                                                  So fuckin' bored
                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 32393
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Farang, are you junkie? It must be really suck to be like you. Sorry, no offense.

                                                                                                                                  As about your story. It's not funny at all. Stupid? For sure, but not funny. You have to know that so-called "seance of humor" of a drug addict is a way different to the one that healthy human has.
                                                                                                                                  Obey the Cowgod

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                                                                                                                                    • SpongeBub
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • May 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 470
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Farang
                                                                                                                                      I wonder what she thinks of me now...
                                                                                                                                      'Bout the same thing we do...

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                                                                                                                                        • Ramp
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 4464
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          If the guy loves the way he lives, why you need to bitch on that?
                                                                                                                                          Let him do it in his way..

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                                                                                                                                            • seeandsee
                                                                                                                                              Check SIG!
                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                              • 50945
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Farang
                                                                                                                                              So I went to see my mom in UK this Jan, I brought two laptops with me and forgot one there at her place. Today, two months later, she calls me and says "I just checked the laptop you forgot at my house and found the video of you and two ladies doing drugs in your room. I don't ever want to see such stuff again, you hear me, it's bad bad bad"

                                                                                                                                              I thought it was funny and sad at the same time, so decided to share.
                                                                                                                                              I wonder what she thinks of me now...
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                                                                                                                                                • RadicalSights
                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2009
                                                                                                                                                  • 1595
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Were the hookers hot?

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                                                                                                                                                    • Farang
                                                                                                                                                      one sick puppy
                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 11718
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by sharphead
                                                                                                                                                      No.
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                                                                                                                                                      Let's see: 20 posts / day for 4 years, still working his day job, still pretty much clueless, gfy sig pays the rent - typical hater profile.

                                                                                                                                                      Hate on, pornmasters, hate on
                                                                                                                                                      fbm

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                                                                                                                                                        • Konkan
                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2008
                                                                                                                                                          • 3537
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          that sucks dude
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                                                                                                                                                            • Chosen
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                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 63151
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by SpongeBub
                                                                                                                                                              'Bout the same thing we do...

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                                                                                                                                                                • lagcam
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                                                                                                                                  • 2890
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  I am sure few people here actually "hate" you. I for one just think you are an idiot who constantly makes extremely sad "look at me" posts that only impress people who have never travelled outside their home country.

                                                                                                                                                                  Travelling internationally with 2 laptops containing videos of you taking drugs is stupid.

                                                                                                                                                                  There is no other word for it.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • nikki99
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                                      • 23087
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Quagmire
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                                                                                                                                                                        • magpan
                                                                                                                                                                          #43


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                                                                                                                                                                            • Farang
                                                                                                                                                                              one sick puppy
                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                                                                              • 11718
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by cyberxxx
                                                                                                                                                                              Farang, are you junkie?
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by onwebcam
                                                                                                                                                                              She was probably being fucked by some big black dude when she called you.
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by papill0n
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                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by moeloubani
                                                                                                                                                                              anyone can get two hookers to do lines in their room
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by epitome
                                                                                                                                                                              "look at me, I do drugs!"
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Deej
                                                                                                                                                                              im calling shinanigans!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by minddust
                                                                                                                                                                              Cokehead sucks
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by lagcam
                                                                                                                                                                              I for one just think you are an idiot
                                                                                                                                                                              fbm

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 20368
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  I found it mildly entertaining, providing they're actually biological females...

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • AtlantisCash
                                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 3179
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Farang
                                                                                                                                                                                      So I went to see my mom in UK this Jan, I brought two laptops with me and forgot one there at her place. Today, two months later, she calls me and says "I just checked the laptop you forgot at my house and found the video of you and two ladies doing drugs in your room. I don't ever want to see such stuff again, you hear me, it's bad bad bad"

                                                                                                                                                                                      I thought it was funny and sad at the same time, so decided to share.
                                                                                                                                                                                      I wonder what she thinks of me now...




                                                                                                                                                                                      don't take offence, but weren't you the guy who was bitching about his failing at Adult industry?

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                                                                                                                                                                                      Other then that i don't get why some people care to judge other's life, it's so Hypocriticle for the people who makes money by seling porn.

                                                                                                                                                                                      Let the guy be it, mind Your own business guys
                                                                                                                                                                                      Last edited by AtlantisCash; 03-14-2010, 11:48 AM.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Farang
                                                                                                                                                                                          one sick puppy
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 11718
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by AtlantisCash
                                                                                                                                                                                          don't take offence, but weren't you the guy who was bitching about his failing at Adult industry?
                                                                                                                                                                                          No, never.
                                                                                                                                                                                          fbm

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • M0nk
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 3502
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Damn! that sucks! I wonder how will tou feel if it was you the one to see your mom doing it...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • AtlantisCash
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 3179
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Farang
                                                                                                                                                                                                  No, never.




                                                                                                                                                                                                  then it was someone else sorry...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Darkcrni
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 1704
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      You see....mom knows the best!

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