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BJ 03-12-2010 05:31 AM

dog had nine puppies, ate one
 
golden retrievers. Mother ate one. Not enough tits to go around perhaps:2 cents:

TurboAngel 03-12-2010 05:54 AM

That sucks.

Jarmusch 03-12-2010 06:07 AM

Guess the race?

oh wait, you said it.. golden retriever

Serial Pervert 03-12-2010 07:06 AM

gross :/

BJ 03-12-2010 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Serial Pervert (Post 16940468)
gross :/

yes it was, sort of. I quarantined all nine of these desperate, milk seeking puppies. Took a shower, and then there was eight. Confused by the situation I searched my house and the surrounding jungle. I concluded one puppy was gone. This was not some super puppy who could escape and go on to be prime minister. he was just a semi-retarded just birthed puppy whos mother ate him. he was the weakest I assume.

Raf1 03-12-2010 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 16940518)
yes it was, sort of. I quarantined all nine of these desperate, milk seeking puppies. Took a shower, and then there was eight. Confused by the situation I searched my house and the surrounding jungle. I concluded one puppy was gone. This was not some super puppy who could escape and go on to be prime minister. he was just a semi-retarded just birthed puppy whos mother ate him. he was the weakest I assume.

it happens. Too bad for the little one.

iwiiiiiiiiii 03-12-2010 08:14 AM

You have to help the little one.

What you do is you seperate them and each 2 hours you give a tits to another one. If you don't do that, its dead. It's not because she doesnt like it, it's normal, a dog has 8 tits, and the less power one is "rejected"

Babaganoosh 03-12-2010 08:59 AM

Giving birth is hard work. Mama needed a tiny snack.

Honestly, the puppy probably already died or was much weaker than the others. Mama dog isn't a psychopath or anything. Our old vet said that if the puppy was weak then the mother would often eat it to reclaim the nutrients to pass on to the other puppies. Nature is a bitch sometimes. :(

MaDalton 03-12-2010 09:02 AM

i wonder if Octomom also had nine babies...

Tom_PM 03-12-2010 09:06 AM

You've got yourself an octomom. A responsible one this time.

goldfish 03-12-2010 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 16940310)
golden retrievers. Mother ate one. Not enough tits to go around perhaps:2 cents:

She thought it was the afterbirth, or it was the afterbirth and a stillborn....

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seeandsee 03-12-2010 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 16940310)
golden retrievers. Mother ate one. Not enough tits to go around perhaps:2 cents:

buy a pair :)))))))))))

Longboat full of Vikings 03-12-2010 09:23 AM

Nature is wise that way.

Be sweet if humans could take the hint

ShellyCrash 03-12-2010 10:03 AM

Sometimes nature knows best. Sounds so fucking awful but it was probably sickly.

AlCapone 03-12-2010 10:08 AM

What can we all learn from this?

Save milk. Eat your baby.

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