Has Servage Taken a Major Shit or What?
 

I had this account on Servage, just a virtual account that i had about 20 domains on. In any case I got a front page listing on the hun last week and a few hours later Servage suspends my account for 27 hours for unusually high usage.

On that day in a 10 hour period I had 30 gigs of transfer on the server.

So I could be missing something here but if Servage says (on their front page servage.net) that you get 7500 gigs of transfer per month, in a 30 day period evenly distributed that comes to 250 gigs a day correct?

So how the hell could i possibly be suspended for high usage when i could have theoretically used 250 gigs in that one day, having only used 30 in 10 hours after the Hun listed me?

I confronted them with this and one of their robots just said, "well you caused a spike in usage blah blah"

In any case I dropped them like a turd and switched hosts pronto, but man Servage seems to have taken a shit lately....

Is this a actual serious question?

you're joking right? you know how much bandwidth a hun listing eats? and then you have it hosted at servage? lol

oh know... not servage... can I get a face plant pic?

high usage is their limit. its how servage works

I am saying that the Hun ate 30 gigs of bandwidth in a 10 hour period on that first day. So what dont you understand. Do the math-
If servage says 250 gigs in a day that aint even close-

are you ill on brain? high usage has nothing to do with traffic. do not play big pimp and have respect to replies if you know shit about whats going on

My math is fine, your lack of ability to read contracts and small print is the issue at hand. I mean really now, what do you expect for 5 bucks a month?

my business partner reserved a domain name under servage and hosted with them...

they fucked us every which way to sunday!

servage... = no good to reserve domain nor host... can I PLEASE get a face palm pic?

:1orglaugh play big pimp? are you high? i got a listing on the hun big fucking woop

I'll have you know that 6.45 a month :1orglaugh but yeah, still math no worky

no... he is not high. just on the drink. can u please take a pic of yourself with palm in face and upload here?

That is what I am talking about...

Aye thats what i'm talkin about!

Christ Servage... Run run run run run run (run) dude....

As requested.

http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/140915.jpg

Summed up nicely.
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Thanks for the laugh :1orglaugh

:Oh crap

One more for the record.....

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You're using Servage. You should just apply at McDonalds ASAP also.

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lol.. ty

you get what you pay for...

using servage for one set of domains bright boy

fuck off asshole. you are only attacking everyone as we cannot count and we are bright boys and we are high. and we are giving you only valuable information. get lost since you will get some respect. you are the only looser here. stupid egomasturbator lol

:2 cents:

:1orglaugh

i lol'd :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

okay back away from the pipe skittles, there's probably an 800 number you can call or at least an online guide for pulling that stick out of your ass.

Actually I think this deserves a quadruple facepalm.

http://smanked.com/wp-content/upload...c-facepalm.jpg

did she lose some teeth :1orglaugh

7500GB is just a sales pitch, they can shut you down any time for any reason... I'm surprised they even allow adult, always thought they are a mainstream host...

Hey look! Unlimited bandwidth! I think that would be PERFECT for a Hun listing! And only for 3 bucks a month! AWESOME, all those retards talking about spending a hundred a month on dedicated and virtual servers don't know about this! One sale and i'm paid up for 6 months!

Dear Sharphead,

I'm afraid I have bad news for you. We have been forced to
take your account offline for the day due to an extremely high
load on your account. The last 30 minutes our servers served
more than 83572 requests for your account.

As stated in our terms of service we are allowed to take
offline accounts which harm other customers. In your case we
have determined that it would badly affect other customers
if we kept your site online. Therefore we have temporarily
suspended your account. We will lift the suspension at
approximately 01.00 GMT.

If you have any questions please submit a support ticket via
the control panel and our support staff will be happy to answer
any questions you may have.

Thank you for your understanding.

Best regards,
Steffan, http://www.servage.net

Even the pope knows Servage sucks....

http://www.nnteenmodels.net/gfy/pope_facepalm.jpg

pope has no traffic

http://www.nnteenmodels.net/gfy/pope_facepalm.jpg

Oh yes he does, and you'd be amazed at how much it converts in the fetish niche. Those freaky Catholics....