Would you hire this Escort? Argggghhhh
 

Okay so I run an escort listing site and this is one of the submissions I got today. I really had to share, ok I know it's a bit mean, but really wtf? And no it's not a joke as she also shared her website, where there are lots more pics of her.

http://escortsandagencies.com/seemyhat.jpg

Now tell me, would you hire this escort?

Lisa - hit me on ICQ - 121 058 710 - when you have a moment.

Pretty please?

How much per hour is she charging? and not if she's going to poo on my rug

hahaa, i never ever would, but my roomate likes chicks who look like that.

ha ha about $300 - good deal i think?

only if she brings her parrot

i think that would be extra.

Well, you know she's up for a booty call.

hmmm well maybe I can get her to do a solo girl site - what do you think?

Preferably so low you don't see it.

Divvy would film her for hours! :1orglaugh


Serious! :thumbsup

ok im pretty new here - who is divvy?

Not even with a 12 pack of Coronas..

If there is one thing I have learned over the years - guys will open their wallets for even the ugliest of chicks!

Lisa drop me a line if you want to trade some hard links I have a bunch of escort websites.

she is fat like hell

id be sending her over to friends houses in pirate outfit nonstop

are you actually successful?

you must be new right?

or are you just another hooker turned "look at me, i run an escort site"?

with that being said, you would be surprised at a lot of the fetishes out there...

also, many men are intimidated by good looking escorts and prefer uglier women...

do yourself a favor and let your surfers or customers judge the girls not you...

because i think you probably suck at it... :2 cents:

Hi Market
Yes I am new and no i'm not an ex escort, but have designed a few escort sites and put some affiliate programs on them. Someone on here said that you should stick with something you know and work with that to get started. I just posted this because I thought it was a funny pic!

for me she is pretty cute, a little chubby and probably not wonderful, but for me she is ok

Q. How do pirates make their money?
A. By hook or by crook.

Q. What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes?
A. A dozen pirates.

You'd be surprised. No mater what an escort's physical appearance, there are ALWAYS clients that that are looking for what's she's offering.

I can also tell you for an absolute fact that the the escorts with the highest booking rates are almost always that "average" to "below average" looking girl with that girl next door look and some self shot mirror photos.

She ate her parrot :helpme

after a few beers on halloween i could muster a fiver

I would hit that with a cannon... arrrrrrr!

I'd tap that and pull an "angry pirate" on her ass.

i actually just gagged

You would all hit it if she was ready and waiting for you.

The hat is a little too long john silvers, but other than the costume I don't see the problem. She's a chubby gothic chic. Not only does it sell but it's a pretty broad niche.

http://gothicfetishangel.com/photos....454 e9c445ddf

no. just no

why not?

I could imagine that there are lot's of guys who would book her.

Aaaaaaaaaahahahaha!

Does she have nice feet?

How are her footjob skills?

Never!!!!!!! LOL

I don't hire escorts, but in all honesty she looks like she'd be a lot of fun in bed. I'd throw a hotdog down her hallway.

she doesn't look too bad...

I'd hire it.

If it was 300 years ago and I was running a press gang conscripting sailors.

Sorry, don't have an interest in women that look like they might wake up in the middle of the night and eat me because they are a bit hungry. Can understand the point people are saying that there is always someone out there for whom she would be perfect though so as an escort site placement you shouldn't turn her away.

The uglier the better for some damn reason does seem to sell. Must work for guys with shitty self esteem... :disgust

not into "chubbies"

The outfit is stupid but I have known more than a few BBW 'escorts' who are doing well. I think she is pretty but really the outfit combined with the location is just strange.

How about this one?

http://imagedeposit.com/ad_images/Im...31D8078331.jpg

http://imagedeposit.com/ad_images/Im...B131DDC4B1.jpg

Pirate chick is not bad and if I have learned anything its that there is a niche for everything.

escept that....

I've seen worse on these sites

I bet she keeps busy. There are plenty of guys that would love to hand their money over to her.

She's like a skit from Eddie Murphy- RAW come to life. :1orglaugh

"I'm gonna go to africa and get me a nekkid bush bitch with a fucked up afro."

"But last month you were butt nekkid on the back of a zebra."
"Eddie, what have you done for me lately? Eddie?"

That girl is relatively local to my studio. I sometimes think she would be a funny addition to BoobieMovies.com, but I would need her to wear a mask or a lampshade or something.

I doubt she would readily accept that request as part of the shoot, but it would be the only way I could film her.

She does have great big giant naturals, but as a total package she needs some serious camouflage.

i feel the paranormal activity in this thread