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kmanrox 03-09-2010 08:18 AM

Blew my load over a cliff from a Hog.... mmkay?
 
So I was riding my new Fat Boy (as in motorcycle, humans, i prefer skinny boys) through the mountains of northern Thailand and at the pinnacle scenic stop, during sunset I leaned against the bike and spanked it to 3d anime' porn videos on my iPhone.

I was interrupted like 7 times by passersby but eventually there was a lul in the traffic and BAM it went over the cliff. (there was a rail).

It's now my own little form of special meditation and becoming closer with a higher power.. Maybe this is how monks and shit started their gigs?

Phoenix 03-09-2010 08:21 AM

uhm yeah man...thats spiritual..lol

:)

Sharky 03-09-2010 08:22 AM

lol... I just don't know what to say!~

kmanrox 03-09-2010 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharky (Post 16931810)
lol... I just don't know what to say!~

im sure the visual image is worth a thousand very bad words ;)

bronco67 03-09-2010 08:34 AM

I once bopped one out into a raging river in Patagonia, Chile...from a cliffside in the middle of the night.

This was before video iPods, so I had to use my imagination.

Farang 03-09-2010 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 16931799)
humans, i prefer skinny boys

gaylord

:warning

pimpware 03-09-2010 08:41 AM

Next time be a man and get some real porn!









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Chosen 03-09-2010 09:13 AM

Haha, congrats :)

kmanrox 03-10-2010 05:49 AM

ok.. in case you guys couldn't quite get a visual on this.. (lord knows why anyone would want to), i re-created the event today during the day with the help of wifey.... the original event took place at night, alone with my phone in the other hand mind you!


CaptainHowdy 03-10-2010 07:05 AM

You sure have an unique perversion to brag about...

JamesK 03-10-2010 07:08 AM

:1orglaugh

nice ride dude

NBBCash Matze 03-10-2010 07:17 AM

hmm I am not sure if this would be my way of relaxing.. especially if I would be in THAILAND :1orglaugh

kmanrox 03-10-2010 08:42 AM

i swear to god it was totally impromtu.. i was sitting there.. all alone... and it was now dark... no wife around.. and i have a phone with a couple of pornz on them... hmmmm why not!! FAP FAP FAP!!!!

Moses G 03-10-2010 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 16934735)
i swear to god it was totally impromtu.. i was sitting there.. all alone... and it was now dark... no wife around.. and i have a phone with a couple of pornz on them... hmmmm why not!! FAP FAP FAP!!!!

Thats almost romantic.

tombarr 03-10-2010 11:43 PM

Nice bike! Northern Thailand is definately a great place to ride...great scenery and not so damned hot!

lazycash 03-11-2010 12:21 AM

Your load landed on Farang's hut.

moeloubani 03-11-2010 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 16936911)
Your load landed on Farang's hut.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

hypedough 03-11-2010 01:46 AM

What's it look like now?

papill0n 03-11-2010 01:59 AM

your wife has a penis ?

Waddymelon 03-11-2010 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 16937010)
your wife has a penis ?

All the girls in Thailand have a penis.

John-ACWM 03-11-2010 04:14 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh good story :thumbsup

Raf1 03-11-2010 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 16934273)
ok.. in case you guys couldn't quite get a visual on this.. (lord knows why anyone would want to), i re-created the event today during the day with the help of wifey.... the original event took place at night, alone with my phone in the other hand mind you!


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

pimpware 03-11-2010 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waddymelon (Post 16937115)
All the girls in Thailand have a penis.

There are no boys in Thailand, only girls and girls with penis :1orglaugh

Farang 03-11-2010 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 16936911)
Your load landed on Farang's hut.

:mad::mad::mad:

Iron Fist 03-11-2010 10:44 AM

Every spiritual journey starts with a post on GFY...


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