IRISH Who wants to be a MILLIONAIRE [JOKE]
 

Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds. You've done very well so far,' said, Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, 'but for a million pounds you've only got one lifeline left - phone a friend.

Everything is riding on this question......will you go for it?'
'Sure,' said Mick. 'I'll have a go!' 'Which of the following birds does
NOT build its own nest?'

A: Sparrow

B: Thrush

C: Magpie

D: Cuckoo

I haven't got a clue,' said Mick, 'so I'll use me last lifeline and phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin'. Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.

'Fookin hell, Mick!' cried Paddy. 'Dat's simple......it's a cuckoo.'

'Are you sure?'

'I'm fookin sure.'

Mick hung up the phone and tol d Chris, 'I'll go wit Cuckoo as me answer.'

'Is that your final answer?' asked Chris 'Dat it is, Sir.'

There was a long - long pause, then the presenter screamed, 'Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!'

The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.

'Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build it's own nest?

'Because he lives in a Fookin clock.'

ok.....


I had to do it in an Irish accent to get the laughs....

plus 1

That was kinda bad man

heh .....

That's a joke?

Hmm, mixed reactions. Tough crowd you lot.

What do you call an Irishman on St. Patrick's day?


..... A TAXI!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh That was good.

lol to both jokes.

Now feck off!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That's funny.

What do you call a child born to an Irish couple?


..... The DESIGNATED DRIVER!

I think the same..

not bad...

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day & Martin Luther King's Birthday?


........ On St. Patrick's Day everyone wants to be Irish!

Hahahahahah

Here is my (Non Offencive) Irish Joke...


What is the richest country in the world?







Ireland !








Why ?









Simple....










Because its CAPITAL, is allways DUBLIN !!!








Boom Boom !

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

haha, my 1/32 irish part is laughing at himself.

Great joke. I guess you either get it or you don't.

What is the biggest city in the world?

Dublin... because it keeps on dublin', and dublin', and dublin'...




ps, that was coertesy of ali-g, I plagiarised it

pps, my first ever post, and I shamed myself already with a baaaaad joke. sorry. not.

LOL same here :thumbsup

that`s was a good one