lets pretend like we're married
 

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both managed to get to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea.....let's pretend we're married."

"Why not," giggles the woman.

"Good", he replies. "Get your own f***ing blanket."

eheuhe

It would be funny in the reverse.

no..than it would be like an american joke.. now its a f** UK joke..

what's a f**?

Does that mean silly? Because if it means silly, you're right.

calm down .. take a deep breath and keep it forever..