20 reasons why Chocolate is better than Sex
 

20 reasons why Chocolate is better than Sex

1 You can GET chocolate.

2 ?If you love me you?ll swallow that? has real meaning with chocolate.

3 Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

4 You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

5 You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

6 You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

7 If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won?t mind.

8 Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

9 The word ?commitment? doesn?t scare off chocolate.

10 You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

11 You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12 You don?t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13 With chocolate there?s no need to fake it.

14 Chocolate doesn?t make you pregnant.

15 You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

16 Good chocolate is easy to find.

17 You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

18 You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

19 When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

20 With chocolate size doesn?t matter.

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:thumbsup I didnt get to read all of these but the first one most importantly is fantastic! :1orglaugh

How cool. :2 cents:

chocolate will never be better than sex. Never:)

:2 cents::thumbsup

Only a fat person that can't get sex would make such a list...

Sex is better when it's hot.

This is very disturbing.

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hahaha, funny post!

I just knew this would get posted :thumbsup

Welcome to the Internet.

Let me guess...a woman wrote that list.

16 Good chocolate is easy to find. :thumbsup

LOL Obviously, no? :1orglaugh

A woman's opinion that. But it means some of us REALLY disappoint....

Ok... :)

pussy choco is better

nothing is better than sex, dude