Tiger's apology has really put me in a funk
 

When the King of the Hill has to grovel and plead because he banged out some strange . . . that ain't right.

Wonder what Epic Beard Guy has to say on the subject.

Whatever EBG's take, at least he'd keep it real.

Was I transported in time to yesterday? :winkwink:

longboat - log out and sign back in as epic beard guy and we'll know

Is this your hat?

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Ok, here goes:


TIGER SHOULD HAVE TOLD EVERYONE TO EAT SHIT AND KEPT ON PLAYING GOLF, BANGING HOES, AND LIVING THE DREAM

FUCK 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE !

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awesome pic

Then Nike would of told him to fuck off and find some other sponsor that will allow him to talk trash on the air.

And so there we are. But you can dream.

fuck him!

Frankly, if you're Tiger Woods, you need to be banging a lot of pussy. A quarter billion net worth and half of earth's female population wanting to give it to you? Never shoulda' got married.

The pussification of the American male is 100% complete. Historians will look back at that press conference where a male was forced to apologize for being male and wonder wtf we were all thinking giving women this much power.

this isnt about pussification.. it had to be done.

Tiger is a mama's boy, Can;t figure why he staged his mom to hug there at the end and not his wife.....

He's no politician, But even the gay married politicians have there wife there when making "I had sexual relations" speeches..

I think Tiger is a weirdo. He seems like one of those guys who does one thing really well and lets it go to his head. I cant stand narcissistic people.

Tiger stepped up a notch in a whole lot of peoples eyes when it came out that he wasn't such a goodie goodie ass kisser.

He only apologised to get everyone off his back, the whole thing looked coached. Pauses at poignant moments - crock of shit and he doesn't believe a word of it IMO!

Cause his wife is still too pissed at him to cooperate. That would be my guess. Either that, or she demanded that he up the divorce $ettlement offer in return.

They're getting divorced in any case so, in the long run, not having her up there makes this staged event look just a tad less staged :2 cents:

That happened a long, long time ago.:2 cents:

Yeah but again, he shouldn't have got married. I know I wouldn't have.

If some balling porn companies stepped up with sponsorships to match Nike maybe he could have kept banging waitresses and living the dream.

i don't get why tiger is held to such high standards when athletes, rock stars, movie stars, etc are all well known for mass infidelity..its pretty much expected. the media just raped him because of his pretty boy image. stupid shit. tiger should of just said fuck em. he'd still make bank and be his own man.

Tiger probably would have been better off just saying something along the lines of "this is a private matter, have the dignity to leave my wife and children alone.."

I don't think he needs to publically appologise to anyone. He needs to fire his entire team, from his agent on down, they totally fucked this up- made him look like a pussy and lost him millions.

I'm sure he will recover, but IMHO it would have been easier to recover from the cheating part of the scandal if he had just ignored it and not responded to the crazy allegations than it will be to recover now with all the groveling he's done.

He definitely didn't look like a champion...he should be apologizing to his dick.

...or his dick to him...

He's worth more than 250 million, he was the first athlete to break a Billion dollars in earnings. I don't think we tax 50% in this country lol.

He should get a divorce and hit ass like all the Yankees do

Epic Beard Guy is THE man !

I have had some time to think about his weak speech. Hes a friggin joke. LOL
Ok when Kobe got charged with rape, that nigga straight talked from the heart. He was really sorry and you could see he was in a bad spot. When I watched Tiger, he looked like such a liar and it was sad to see him grovel. Weak is a understatment. Either be sorry or just say fuck off world, I like pussy, deal with it. one or the other, fuck this scripted bs cry baby wanna be bad boy lol