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Tube Ace 02-19-2010 03:12 PM

Searching for Amber Lamps on CraigsList's Missed Connections
 
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mis/1607819470.html

You: Sweet, innocent, brunette, with pearly skin and not a care in the world wearing a light blue top, purple leggings, and carrying a navy blue bag listening to music on headphones.

Me: Older gentleman wearing a black and white plaid shirt, purple t-shirt, and black pants.

We sat next to each other on the AC Transit N route bus near Lake Merritt on February 16th. As I walked pass you, I caught scent of your sweet innocence. I fought my deep temptation to stare as I took the seat next to you. I wanted to engage you in light banter but you were entrenched in your own mysterious world listening to music while tuning out the world. Your aura and innocent eyes compelled me to overcome my shyness. I was about to speak to you when I was interrupted by a query from a 67 year old gentleman sitting across from me. He was making an inquiry about a job opportunity and I felt it was important to pursue that conversation as I am currently between jobs. As it turned out, we did not reach a consensus on the details of the offer. I did make additional efforts to reach a compromise but my advances were rebutted. In the end, I did not feel defeated having given it my all.

As I returned to the seat next to you, I was so overcome with nervousness that I was just dripping with anticipation. Sadly, you were still oblivious to my infatuation with your beauty. I've been slapping myself for not being more bold in my attempt to catch your stare.

Oh lovely beautiful maiden on the AC Transit bus, how will I live on without experiencing the scent of your sweet nectar again? This picture is the only clue I have of you. I have also included my picture on the small chance you might see this.

Contact me and let's meet for coffee. It can be the beginning of something wonderful.

Tube Ace 02-19-2010 03:14 PM

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3162/amberlamps.jpg

ry0t 02-19-2010 03:15 PM

lol she must be foreign and use to seeing that type of fighting on her native land.

Tube Ace 02-19-2010 04:39 PM

yeah, she's gotta be foreign.

tical 02-19-2010 04:41 PM

hahahaha

hypedough 02-19-2010 04:51 PM

Ahahahahahhahahahha awesome

VikingMan 02-19-2010 04:53 PM

So is the "Amber Lamps" joke derived from the way black people say "ambulance"?

BradM 02-19-2010 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 16870807)
So is the "Amber Lamps" joke derived from the way black people say "ambulance"?

CALL DA AMBA LAMPS. And yes.

Penthouse Tony 02-19-2010 05:04 PM

OMG That's too funny.

sicone 02-19-2010 05:10 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Deej 02-19-2010 05:15 PM

wow, let the viral begin...

BradM 02-19-2010 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 16870866)
wow, let the viral begin...

it's pretty much 48 hours old and dead on /b/ anyway. gfy is always late


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